Housepets!

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Forgot His Towel Title Text: ˢᴼᴹᴱᴼᴺᴱ ᴴᴱᴸᴾ Look at that adorable squirrel! My friend Fred brought me these two squirrels. I named this one Brunswick and this one Stew... RSCPA is on its way!!! !!! !!! Well in the U.S., that would be ASPCA ... I wonder, how is he literate? (well at least to a certain...

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Hon, why are you hiding in the bathroom, that is not the kitchen! Maybe he needed a drink of water? (* Bricked! *) One of my uncles eats like, peanut-butter, pickle, ketchup sandwiches. Hmm... well, the pickle and the catsup would pick up the saltiness of the peanut butter. Still, a little unusual....

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What did the fox say?! ...What did the fox say? :lol: As near as I can tell, "Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding! Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!" "Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow! Wa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pow!" "Wa-wa-way-d...

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Kyuubi Kitsune wrote:Haggis is Scottish, and I think most Scottish cuisine is base on dare...

I find the Sassenach's general distaste for Haggis amusing. It's basically just a big, honkin' sausage. How is it worse than, say, Kishka or Liverwurst?

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It is for this reason I eat Aburage. Can't go wrong with tofu. :lol: I would probably have taken him at face value too, but more on the basis that he's a raccoon Tanuki. I've no clue what raccoons eat even less idea what a 'Tanuki' would eat. I hear they like tempura Well, for those readers who are...

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♫♪Made for each other Can't take that away Made for each other Like sunshine and day...♪♫ (* ahem *) These two are indeed the perfect pair, the ditz and the dingbat. Sasha has that half-baked, whacked logic that Gracie Allen was famous for. Kevin exemplifies the kind of off-the-wall goofiness famil...

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rickgriffin wrote:And now you understand why I laugh when people suggest to "draw a picture with all the cast members in it!"

I might do so in the future. Once.

It was my understanding that you already did (well, pretty much, anyway).

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Okay, so what I want to know is,
What happened to the Chicken?

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Killer cast party!

Yeah, everybody knew King was going to show up in the end, we just didn't know how literal that would be (yay, Rick!) Now, let's see how the little guy looks with a rumpled raincoat and a (bubblegum) cigar...

Lieutenant Columbo wrote:Oh, one more t'ing...

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Argent wrote:Also: what happened to the fake bullethole?

Oh, please. It was just Acme Disappearing/Reappearing Ink. Must have been in a 'disappearing' cycle...

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For the Bard- bear eft (* ahem *) or the Shakespeare deprived, Exit, pursued by a bear is the stage direction that indicates the demise of Antigonus in Act III, Scene 3 of A Winters Tale. Actually, the first thing I thought of was Edward Gorey's The Gashlycrumb Tinies : " B is for B ASIL assau...

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Peanut Butter Sandwich wrote:Ve-era! The Wii remote is out of batteries, two thirds of the cast is 'dead' and I'm bored!

Good old ~~Peanut~~ Lombard -- he found it. Two words: plausible deniability.

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"I vote that we panic." "I also vote that we panic." "Sam, we shouldn't panic." "Two votes to one. The motion to panic has been carried. Screaming and flailing may start immediately." Ah. I see I'm not the only Freefall fan here: Asteroids and other close enc...

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Nice! Special off-schedule strip, and not a simple one, either. Obviously, Rick's feeling better. There are a lot of responses already, too! [ Click here to receive the honor of a hug from Pete! ] Yeah, well, to quote from Leave it to Beaver, I'd rather kiss a dead lizard. I've always been rather t...

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Saturn381 wrote:It's funny how Fido doesn't want Marvin to call him Jim.

Ted Striker wrote:Surely you can't be serious.

Dr. Rumack wrote:I am serious... and don't call me Shirley.

Um, sorry, but nobody else was saying it...

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Rick is sick, so [ click here to discuss an awesome guest comic ]! Note: Rick is actually feeling better, so further guest strips aren’t being solicited. Yeah guys, but nobody is going to hit you if you do a couple more, just to keep 'em in the pipeline until the next time Rick gets sick or busy --...

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Robot unicorn with rainbows coming out it's butt!!!! Must be White Pony from Cross Time Cafe . Sorry Rick isn't feeling well. It's no fun being sick. My doctor insists I get a Flu shot every year (and my company pays for it). A few years ago, I was vaccinated for pneumonia, and I haven't had it sin...

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Walt Kelly used to do the occasional ' dark strip ' in Pogo. He had the characters comment about how using silhouettes "Saves a mess of drawin'," but I don't know if he ever published his opinion about drawing blackout panels with speech balloons. He certainly didn't do them very often. K...

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A dapper gent like Mr. Philip 'Peanut' Lombard wouldn't be caught dead in a swank mansion on a private island with only one collar. I mean, what if he got some blood orange soda on his collar? What should he do then, run around naked? Um. well, I only have one collar. I was walking around my woods ...

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Fido's accusations lead to death! What if he accuses himself? And I just realized King and Fox isn't in this. Karishad isn't in it, either. If he was, things would have gone far zanier, much sooner. (Taking a pulse) "Either he's dead or my watch has stopped." (Actually, it was Groucho Mar...

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Isn't that Joel's big number from the first act of "Housepets! The Musical!"? What am I doing right here? A PETA protege Hating all the cats and dogs Since pets stole me away And now I stand in this dog park With a twinge of jealousy Freedom to run and play and bark Oh why can't that be m...

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He had a splitting headache!

Clearly, this was a case of suicide.

The Butler was suspect, (being low-bred),
They sent him that night to sleep in the shed.
Then in the morning, he ended up dead,
With his tongue hanging out and an axe in his head.

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Say democracy never fails, is like saying airplanes never crash. It's a total lie... Not Totally! only most of the time!... Exactly! I too, agree with this notion! 3-0 Ha! Majority wins! Take that, democracy! :lol: waaait a second... "Many forms of Government have been tried and will be tried ...

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CheckMate wrote:i never saw that one coming!

Ah, but I did: 2014/01/08- Gossamer Called it (and so did Perfesser_Bear), except that it's wrong...

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Azsassin wrote:WE GOT ANOTHER MAN DOWN OVER HERE! MEDIC!
(Girl)
Also, what is with the bags, and the weird thing they are doing?

Okay, for the answer to that question, we have to go all the way back to the very beginning:
When Boredom Strikes.

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It occurs to me that if this pattern continues...

It's double desserts for everyone!

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I now want to see Sabrina hold eight trumpets. She'd be a real sunflower. X3 She seems to be holding three ear trumpets... and a Tuba ! While we're introducing ourselves, I am E. Nigma. You may call me Mr. E. if you prefer. Oh, okay. I thought you were Mr. I. Sart ... Whoa! I just realized -- the I...

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And, typically, the black furred one dies first in the suspense imaginate session... *facepawlms* DANG! Forgot that one!!!!! Huh. And here I thought it was the ones in RED that bought it first. Say it with me gang: "He's dead , Jim!" I wonder if Rick will ever do an Imaginate! with a Star...

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That Star Trek reference though. Today is a good day to die! Yeah, cue the Klingon Death Howl . Heaven's choir has gained a beautiful angel. And a moment of silence for the new member of the angel's choir. I don't remember that phrase from the book and can't find an exact match for it, but there ar...

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Thanks for the vision of Jata doing Imaginate with one of those bags on his head. Best image I've had all day And then Jata inflates his head, exploding the bag when he's accused. Oh, my -- I guess if Jata had played, his character would have to be Dr. Edward G. Armstrong ... (The Murderer is...JAT...

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The murderer is...JATA! :twisted: Thanks for the vision of Jata doing Imaginate with one of those bags on his head. Best image I've had all day And then Jata inflates his head, exploding the bag when he's accused. Oh, my -- I guess if Jata had played, his character would have to be Dr. Edward G. Ar...

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Oh no! Now I have to read it! <goes to the store and buys the book.> I know the feeling: Did the same with Macbeth, after that Imaginate arc. And-and...I like Shakespeare since then! It turns out Rick Griffin is the creation of an English teacher, set to encourage more people to read classics. Rick...

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[ Gossamer Called It ] Title Text: PEOPLE! AAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh Please note that even though this is "classic" literature, this is a murder mystery so if you know the ending no spoilers. Or use spoiler tags. Ooh! Ooh! I saw this one! The butler done it! (* Oh, wait -- never m...

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RatHead wrote:we need to start making otter puns then these!

"We were just lying in the water,
Doin' like we otter..."

Okay then, bring in The Nostalgia Critic...

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Otter Pop.
Now available in ORANGE!

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Rick Griffin wrote:Until The Other Kitties Knock Em Down

Kudos for most malodorous pun of the day, and a nomination for a PATSY Award for best abuse of vintage lyrics in a Furry Comic. Well, anyway,
♫♪There's no business
Like snow business...♪♫

CHAOKOCartoons wrote:*BRICK!*

Thank you, thank you, i deserved this lump...

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WhoElseButQuagmire wrote:
Vyath wrote:Happy 2014!

p.s. I hope I'm not the only one who had to look up who Dick Clark was
Now look up Guy Lombardo.

(* sigh *)
I still miss him. Not many folks know that for the last fourteen years of his contract, Guy Lombardo was portrayed by an animatronic double.

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"Hello, Pizz Pizza, how can I help you?" "Yes, I'd like two Extra La-- -- AAAAH -- Can I get those delivered, please?" "One moment, sir. That's two Extra La-- -- AAAAH -- And you'd like those delivered to the Milton Estate?" "Uh, yeah; how'd you know that?" &...

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Y'wanna know what absolutely killed ME!? (laughing of course) The little P.B.S. Comics emblem up in the left corner and the "free I guess" price tag. I totally lost it. :lol: P.B.S.: Peanut Butter Sandwich, or Public Broadcasting System? You decide. Next time on Spot Punching Robots Are t...

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It's sort of like being an actual medical or emergency services professional: In order for you to do your job, someone else has to have a very bad day. A friend who was a Hartford, Connecticut Police officer for some time phrased it this way: "You meet some very interesting people, on the wors...

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