Housepets!

LunarFox

A demon can't ever change its spots
So that's why they should fear them lots,
And this pom-pom doesn't lead a cheer,
Instead, she just brings fear.

Todd just wants to steal a car,
Lois tells him that's way too far,
And most of all folks, in the end,
Heck-spawn are not your friend,

LunarFox

Split the group up into teams, Todd thinks that's the stuff of bad dreams, While the two foxes are stuck together Looking nothing like birds of a feather. What did Keene do, we have to ask And hope that Kari won't take him to task. Keep your eyes open, be able to search For any demons on the lurch. ...

LunarFox

There has to be a way that's best To figure out how Kari's there before the rest; By expected, Keene means it's completely expected, Now please do as GK's directed. They'll all be his eyes and ears, So who's privy to whose fears? There's no Matrix to fight, so please don't fail, Lest we all hear the...

LunarFox

The alt-text in https://www.housepetscomic.com/comic/20 ... -me-crazy/ is a reference to https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KThlYHfIVa8.

LunarFox

Another late poem for all the folks out there! [Bows, listening to clapping and whistling. Lu-nar! Lu-nar!] Even though GK's still plainly the ace, He doesn't mind eating mace, Because he's not as powerful as he once was, But he'll cope with it for his beloved fuzz. Getting walked on, Todd, may be l...

LunarFox

Bailey was first, and now Kix too,
Choking out mammals who
Get in the way of them and their kits,
So watch out when they're having fits.

GK's affliction's paw-in-mouth,
And for him, things quickly go south
So now his beau's got him by the neck
Because he left their kits to be got by Heck.

LunarFox

All jokes aside, Marion's outfit is adorable... -- Todd's a mess, he wants to flee From a mom who won't leave him be, But really, she means all the best Before she leaves her son with all the rest. But will they get to change back in the end? Or will they be forced to bend Over backwards all the sam...

LunarFox

MrBlueSky7 wrote: ↑Mon Jan 25, 2021 8:45 am Kinda hoping the Rabbit and the Possum join too. Doesn't the former still have Glowy Feet powers?

Yes he does!

LunarFox

I'm pretty sure Todd's mom is played by my mom. I can see why Marion might be more motivated than Lois. He's in a much worse position than her. He really needs to be human again for his plans to work out. I feel like, with what we know of GK, the 'your reward CAN be to be human again, I didn't say ...

LunarFox

They'll only get the change to change back If they help Kitsune pick up his slack To clean up the spells and magic(k) That have brought forth creatures from Heck. GK, please, stop and answer, Don't float around the question like a dancer, And don't explode heads like scanners- That's rude! Mind your...

LunarFox

Omniscience, a bluff? Well jeez, that's rough, At least word flies in the Celestial sphere, But Breel's still someone that's not here. Apparently when heck breaks loose, Celestials have to chase a goose, And because they're now Earth-time-bound, Hope they don't run reality into the ground. There are...

LunarFox

Obbl wrote: ↑Tue Jan 19, 2021 9:47 pm Sister is a way to reference someone in an overly casual way, which can be used to underscore tongue-in-cheek remarks

Yeah, I know... just got my train of thought going on that one.

LunarFox

Save the world all on her own,
Tarot's ambition's merely grown,
Peanut's ready to join the fight
But Grape knows that's not too bright.

The demons have an army? Great,
Now stay in heaven, calmly wait
For the fox to call in a backup crew
Of extra players, many too.

LunarFox

http://i.imgur.com/Ok5ewoL.png Grape knows far too much about Sabrina :? Okay, in the last panel I think Sabrina is referring to the time she and Grape dated so Sabrina can avoid getting married to Jata. The second panel, I believe Grape is talking about the time she and Peanut accidently watched F...

LunarFox

http://i.imgur.com/Ok5ewoL.png Grape knows far too much about Sabrina :? Okay, in the last panel I think Sabrina is referring to the time she and Grape dated so Sabrina can avoid getting married to Jata. The second panel, I believe Grape is talking about the time she and Peanut accidently watched F...

LunarFox

GK says he's not good in groups, What about theatre troupes, 'Cause he acts sad and lays on that shiny gold slab, But Tarot says no action's real drab. But Tarot, he says, I don't wanna RP, It's weird!- But you've been doing it for eons, see! And when GK gives up and says, welp, I'm done; in she com...

LunarFox

Well, it's not like they're cursed for long But their lack of power's a siren's song For ne'er-do-wells to come and wreck The world, well, heck. Well, Pete and Dragon it did affect And Cerb knows that means they're all hecked And Tarot means to get that point through quick, ALL mortals are affected ...

LunarFox

Ignorance, what's that? Who knows... Demons wear many masks and it shows; Two hundred miles is plenty for hiding And demons- invisible, their time? Biding. When you don't teach avatars mechanics, It leads to otherworldly panics 'Cause when everyone ignores demons inbound, It lets the hellspawn gain ...

LunarFox

FireworkFox wrote: ↑Sun Jan 10, 2021 11:15 pm Did I ever mention how cute Cerberus is?

Well, now you did! But it can't be said enough, imo.

LunarFox

I wouldn't be Lunar without posting a poem a day or two late, so here we go- Two heads want out But the third wants to shout That something crazy's going down And the others frown. Tarot wants answers that she can't get, So get her Kitsune, because she'll never quit And Cerb, three heads, sometimes ...

LunarFox

Yeah, lower, but Tarot, why so rude?
Trying to save Earth from being screwed?
Not happy with roleplaying Elijah, fine,
Then get Cerb! She's next in line.

Tarot, don't become a Karen, please,
And realize that you're hard to appease,
But then again, this is Heaven, true,
And it's not time yet for you.

LunarFox

King, come out of your shell, don't be a turtle, And don't look up, or your blood might curdle, And be thankful that they'll all be fine, One pup's gone down the zip-line... Bailey says, 'don't be uptight,' And King, she might be right, But hey, worry's just a normal reaction, Don't let your mind gi...

LunarFox

I highly doubt King would have understood, but I think Bailey would have. Although, being from Kansas maybe she just assumed that sort of thing might be normal in Babylon Gardens? Both of them did nervously look at eachother when Fox found out though. http://www.housepetscomic.com/wp-content/upload...

LunarFox

Cans all over, floor all messed,
Dogs a-snoozing, needing rest,
Whether the hangover's from heaven or from heck,
All of them just seem a wreck.

GK knows that cursing ain't dope,
And that's why he brought some soap,
Bailey, Fox, Mungo, King,
Three passed out, let the new year ring!

LunarFox

When Res senses a little threat,
His body makes a flash-quick bet
That it prob'ly should be tiger time
So don't complain on the author's dime.

Poor cat, never getting due credit,
But this fan just doesn't get it,
That stories don't always go as planned,
And story arcs can be short or grand.

LunarFox

Story consultant, no she does the editing, But as long as Res still gets some crediting- The opus is done, time to see fans, But they're critics who don't like your plans. Fans, Res doesn't hate them, no, Except for when they clearly show That he's out to cause his characters pain Despite what you j...

LunarFox

Is the search for new mods still on?

LunarFox

Right now the only thing we are focusing on is trying to meet up with ORS so I can get a job to work. Good luck there - by the way, sorry to be naive, what's ORS if I may ask? Office of Rehabilitation Services if I had to guess. I'm doing about as well as I can be, a friend's mom just passed away t...

LunarFox

Fox, stop flirting with Mungo :P. I see that look in your eyes... Okay, but in all seriousness- this is both sweet and sad and wonderfully wholesome. Thanks Rick! [And how long until one of those Foxes become someone's avatar? :)] -- Sometimes the future shows a peek before we meet it face-to-face, ...

LunarFox

She's quite literally knock-knock-knocking on Heaven's door... heh. While I feel for Fox, I think that he rather deserved that. Maybe needed that. Someone has to get through that this skull of his, wrapped as it is with self pity, to get him on the right track. Yeah, that exactly. And now I have G&a...

LunarFox

Too much? Yeah, Fox, it is a bit, But GK doesn't care a whit About being gentle on the ending, The reality unbending. Will Fox be who brings it down? Or will the tan fox be the bigger clown? And what's clear through all this strife- Fox, well, he really hates his life. He doesn't want to go on, that...

LunarFox

Consider that dreamboat rocked,
And Mungo's left just feeling shocked
At how harsh Fox can be,
But is it real? We'll see.

Fox, please don't lose your mind,
This isn't real, that you'll find,
The husky says that, dang it, he's done,
Death is fine if it's fun.

[Oh dear.]

LunarFox

Farewell, says Ace,
As they leave that place
Where they had much fun,
And let their imaginations run.

Be careful with the nail springer,
A bite from that'd put you through the wringer,
And King's being hurried out the door
Before Peanut can worry him more.

LunarFox

I read all the posts above- and yeah, option D, all of the above. I feel like Fox really just wants his life to be that summer action blockbuster and that he doesn't feel like it's worth it when he can't be large and in charge. I also appreciate what Mungo's trying to do, because his heart is in the...

LunarFox

Envision the survey ladies from Animaniavs ambushing store patrons with "Wouldjah-like-tah-get-analysis"?! I actually read the title in their voices when the strip dropped...! I understand the Animaniacs are coming back ....... :D They sure are! And the snippets I've seen are pretty great!

LunarFox

NHWestoN wrote: ↑Mon Dec 14, 2020 7:01 pm Envision the survey ladies from Animaniavs ambushing store patrons with "Wouldjah-like-tah-get-analysis"?!

I actually read the title in their voices when the strip dropped...!

LunarFox

No, I don't think he wants to take a survey, Mungo... Go away, Mungo, go away, shoo! Fox doesn't want to put up with you, Be a little more subtle, chill! You're in Heaven's bubble, but still. The blot test is bananas, And Mungo, where're your manners? Summer says, be less overt, Guard those thoughts...

LunarFox

The soundtrack to the Peanuts Movie.

Favorite HP! strip?

LunarFox

I wonder if this is also going to be a therapy session for Mungo. Here's hoping! Hey look a little free time on my day off from work! Time to write a poem... The stars are out, it's really late, Mungo thinks it's the perfect date For therapy for his friend, Fox, on the other paw, wants it to end. H...

LunarFox

He's never going to go back, no not ever, Fox sure thinks that he's real clever And Mungo's a little over-the-top, Impromptu therapy has to stop! This vacation was too good to last, A sweet and sour blast from the past, You can't escape forever, the world Might end with you and friends together curl...

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