Housepets!

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Check the window!

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I named a currently unidentified lake creature Mike.

Mike likes Lake Myers.

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I went to Lake Myers in GA and encountered something which was dragging around a 5 galleon bucket around like it was a tiny orange fishing bobber...We don't know if it was a large fish, large turtle, or alligator, but whatever it was got stuck in a redneck turtle trap...

I call it Mike.

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Not A Furry wrote:this is suppossed to be anti-war, but it makes me want to pick a rifle and go to the trenches[/url]

That song is based on Vietnam, made during the war and then covered by Sabaton...Still epic song so
9/10.

https://youtu.be/Mx3UPfzGeN4
And now for you second dose of Heavy metal.

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Gah! Thief!*Gentlepug used cane with heavy golden top, it's super effective! K.O.!* Oh wait it's just you againn..Sorry...Wait, no I'm not because you dropkicks me out of my own home.

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You know, I'd call you a liar if you weren't actually right about that.

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5/10.

https://youtu.be/hmX1NlxYt_k

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GAH! THE DRAGON IS BACK!*Falls out of the bed, then starts Screaming randomly in Gaelic, swinging a scottish claymore around before taking out a blunderbuss and firing*

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..Hello again greenhair, If you're looking for more gold you aren't getting anymore.

Stupid Autocorrect..

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..Holy carp, A RWBY character......*Tosses bag of gold* take it, I have too much to throw around anyway, And take whatever fancy weapons you see laying around, I'm sure they will yet rid of any rival or beast that rears it's head.

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Seriously? That's a Halloween decoration you dolt.
Also, RQBY chibi!

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We don't know, we were just snuggled up here.

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Echo.

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AH! DRAGON! *wields Scottish claymore and shouts incoherent Gaelic as I swing the sword wildly*

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I beat you with a cane a la Andrew Jackson style before taking out a elephant gun and blasting you with both barrels. I then get dynamite and blow you up before running you over ten times with a Sherman Firefly, then repeat said actions ten times just to be sure.. (Sane Side:Jeez a bit overkill, don...

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That is why you never volunteer.. Everything you get is fifty/fifty and you have no idea when someone may purposefully do it just for the fun of it. *twirls cane* Thus, I wait for the next unlucky sod to step into the zapper..And I hope that it isn't me 'cause shock collars do not go well with fancy...

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I get you arrested for looking eerily like another certain Purple humanoid before taking the machine which disintegrated the win, reverse engineering it to regenerate the win before taking it, cackling like a mad scientist as I run off with my new WIN.

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Let's wake up the one who isn't probably still upset, aka Echo.

It sounds like they're either being robbed...Or there's something going on downstairs.

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Space dragon.

WYR: Be forced to watch the worst movie on earth completely from start to finish 100 times in a row back to back , or read the worst book completely from start to finish 100 timed in a row, back to back.

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I get you arrested by the police because of looking like a certain other purple humanoid. As the cops drag you away, I giggle fiendishly as I count the money I have gotten from the bounty.

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Herobrine

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Hello

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Hehehe! I can't believe you fell for that!

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I dodge both, loading and firing a Nock Gun at Not A Furry and step aside as he dropped into the hole, dropping the now empty monster of a Flintlock after him.

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I jump out of nowhere, spritz in you once before flashing light on you, then proceeding to beat you senseless with a golden military grade tactical flashlight.

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*Spritz spritz* Begone! Or Else I'll cosh you with a military grade tactical flashlight!

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Buster isn't wrong. Firing a gun in a confined space can usually amplify the noise..Shooting a rifle or shotgun in a convinced space will end up waking up the neighborhood. Even with silencers and suppressors, the sound is still just a slightly toned down 'crack'..

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Same thing! Now BEGONE! *spritz, spritz*

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*Uses spritz bottle filled with holy water* No! No, bad demon! Do you want me to send you to Iceland again? (https://satwcomic.com/, specifically, THIS Iceland..A dude who looks like a chick who has demons that follow him like pet dogs..and are somehow friendly.)

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Granted, at is now HAL..m You have doomed us all.

I wish people would give the vikings credit for finding North America first. (WHICH THEY DID. Take that Portugal, France, England, and Spain!)

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No, I...WIN!

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But I won't tell you!

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True. It is completely impossible that you would be that advanced of a sentient AI that you could figure out all the necessities to make an account on a forum, much less an email.

TUBM forgot and or didn't know I used to have Sir Gentlepug as my avatar.

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Hey guys! Come get a look at this!

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I use a blessed musket ball to banish thee back to the darkness..Do not ask why Gentlepug has such things handy, just know that he does so.

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Sir Pugsworth Is Back At It Again!

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Oh my, there appears to be a Demonic Dark variant of tsMKG on the loose..

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Summons the Dovahkiin and sets back with a recorder to watch the epic battle and post it on youtube.

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