Housepets!

LunarFox

The demons are coming, they might be in bunches, The best Keene can manage are Escalade crunches, I hope they didn't need that fourth wall, Seems to me it's about to fall. Kari, fix the phones, and on the double, You never know when there might be trouble, And while your at it, watch Keene crash, He...

LunarFox

Nega-Breel chomps down a spark
And leaves our pair quite in the dark,
Fingers crossed it won't start fires
As Breel says he wants to bite wires.

There's one problem outside though:
They can't see where demons go,
So hope they don't run into any,
But we all know there's very many.

LunarFox

Evil lurks nearby Breel and beau, And on its face disgust does show, But why bake when the world might end? At the same time, why not? He's with a friend! Apparently Max bakes a bunch as well, Nega-Breel doesn't find that swell As he sticks his tongue out, grossed, He's the one who could hurt them t...

LunarFox

To answer the question, obviously Kari does. He's kinda an out-of-time being, of course he would. -- While Kari wields a potato peeler, A dark creature puts out a feeler To see what kind of resistance they may face, They'd better hurry, it's a race. Or maybe they're not a creatures born of Heck But ...

LunarFox

Two sources of power pinging,
What kind of demons are Steward bringing?
There could be an army out there,
And that chill's enough to raise a hair.

If that's the case, then that spells doom,
And with that, a sense of gloom
And fear strikes Marion's heart,
He and his life don't want to be apart.

LunarFox

No, squirrel-boy, it's not gonna blow,
And Lois lets her disappointment show
At the lack of creativity in the names,
So then riddle this, who gets the blame(s?)

Ghostbusters snagged the names first,
Dang, isn't that the worst?
And since the meter really measures PKE,
Yeah, maybe- it seems to be.

LunarFox

Kits, don't be eavesdropping,
Else the panels might need cropping,
Besides, there's a 'demon' in the house,
It's best to be quiet as a mouse.

The kits bear witness to lots of kisses,
In their minds, those're wide misses,
About as gross as things can be-
So what happens next? We'll see.

LunarFox

They've got an unlovely bite of coconut, You could've picked strawberry, you know what? Gods, if only they could have their powers, But they're stuck, so Craig just glowers. They look so bored life these days, Their lives are just shades of gray, Except for the pastels, pink and green, They can't re...

LunarFox

Heck it's been a while since I've done this... COVID sucks... -- So Craig thinks of GK as his dad, A Freudian slip, so was it bad? The little one says that a hug's sorely needed But Craig still wants his 'father' defeated. For staying calm and cool, they're rewarded, But man, some just want to be ex...

LunarFox

Cuss out Diss? No thanks, surefire way to get banned! :D -- GK's learning to be a dad, And we can see that Kix is mad That he's got getting his priorities straight- As a Celestial, that is his fate... Will their kits offer them another word? Relax, calm down, and rest assured That they've missed you...

LunarFox

TUAM hates The Sound of Music.

LunarFox

Enbestaxi.

Jenna.

LunarFox

Well, it's time to revive this thread.

LunarFox

As many as it takes.

In Russia, what?

LunarFox

In Soviet Russia, tweets write you!

LunarFox

I get hit by the flying chance and drop an anvil on TUBM in my shock.

LunarFox

I take both halves and I win!

LunarFox

[ 2021/03/17 - Be Prepared ] Title Text: todd not in the azaleas Wait, Marion, she has a point! You can save the world in anime style! Also, Todd is going to need a senzu bean. What's a senzu bean? -- While Todd kills off the flowers, Tarot's researching superpowers- How to cast a kamehameha wave A...

LunarFox

What do you get when a squirrel, lynx, pomeranian and red panda walk into the Addams' house? This page, apparently... -- That shade of blue is more like teal, All the better for a panda to steal- The door is busted, the lock won't click, So to get in, Lois, please no brick. Seven months have flown o...

LunarFox

Marion doesn't want to be a squirrel, And Lois knows his thoughts on being a girl, He's conflicted, you see the blush, But take your time, there's no rush! You can get used to the weirdest things, The tricks and curves a tail and fur brings, Cat and squirrel make a perfect pair, When Marion's afraid...

LunarFox

I'm calling it: Marion ENJOYS being a squirrel. Oh yeah. -- Nothing up, nothing down, Marion's stressed and starting to frown, Knowing that life has to restart, And then it'll all fall apart. Marion, remain a squirrel? Lois's mind's gone on to whirl, "Oh no, he forgot this part, Is he nuts? Is...

LunarFox

The game's long afoot
And Marion's covered in soot
As they smash their way in,
Can't let the demons win.

Practice may make perfect, sure
But how's Marion going to get soot from fur?
If they don't have to climb the chimney grout,
Again, just maybe we'll find out.

LunarFox

Eudoant, yes time for mortals is in a line, And please try to learn that that's just fine But being stuck in it makes them greedy, Feisty, vile, power-needy. So what is Eudoant's master plan? To corrupt, of course, the badgerman, And then at the end, upon him shower Seeds of greed, corrupting power.

LunarFox

Negabreel wants to be truly real
And so a pine marten's mortality steal,
But he hasn't thought out how to do just that
And so his plans'll fall quite flat.

Eudoant plans to scorch the Earth
An evil plan now given birth,
While magpie and badger watch in fear,
What evil's about to happen here?

LunarFox

D-Rock wrote: ↑Wed Mar 10, 2021 1:03 am [2021/03/10 - Coming Out Of The Attic]
Title Text: you'd think I'm...........nuts

...Marion, got something you'd like to admit?

yeahloisivegottensousedtobeingasquirrelthativeactuallykindacometolikeitand...

LunarFox

Thought this was a Rick strip at first... -- Pizza for the hecked, With pineapple on it? Wrecked! This is the way to corrupt with sin, The way for Steward to let the evil win. Eudoant would make an interesting pizzaiolo, But they'd infuse the pies with evil though, So bake 'em up real real quick So ...

LunarFox

Zach, oh geez,
You know Jess doesn't worship cheese...
She doesn't like you out of pity, though,
She sees you're stronger than you could ever know,

Trust what others tell you, Zach,
And know that Jess's got your back,
Even when you're sad,
She'll see it's not too bad.

LunarFox

Achievement get: enter sugar coma from sweetness overload -- Everyone has that person that makes their heart squeal, For a certain ferret, it's Breel, Keene's done some great things- Who buys the rings? Love triumphs over all, That's why Keene feels the call To tell the world and write a book- [And ...

LunarFox

Jess is berry huntin',
And Kari's planning somethin',
But try as he just might,
The fox can't not cause a fright.

Zach's not impressed,
This strip's by Tinnier, a guest,
Now to fix the messed
Berries, that's for the best.

LunarFox

When Fox threw the stick
Mungo did a trick
And brought a meteor down to Earth
With a cyborg hunting Sarah Connor's birth...

An Alien and T-Rex come crashing too,
In this strip by Val and Arty Stu,
The world's about to burn,
Now Fox, you fetch, it's your turn!

LunarFox

A bouquet from a roo,
You didn't have to...
A scowl from a camel,
A not-kind mammal,

So unless you want things to get hairy,
Don't tick off the dromedary...
Last but not least, going out with the master of tricks,
The mom of two kits, the vixen, Kix.

LunarFox

An apple a day keeps the doctor away, Marvin's spittin' straight facts, But seeing as Tiger's ruined his day, That one must've been made of wax. An apple a day keeps Tiger from the vet, Only eat it as long as it's real, dog, But will he mix it up again? Let's bet On what's next to cause a stomach cl...

LunarFox

This doesn't necessarily mean it WON'T be canon. Or it may not be canon after-all. Who knows? Eh, I'll ship it! (Oh and Valerio's back!) -- Poor Mungo, please don't cry, There're plenty more trees for you to try, The answer to the alt-text is no, But it lets Fox compassion show. Fox thinks, be sad,...

LunarFox

Is that a third-wall break or a fourth? And the demon did introduce itself as Breel... huh, I'd forgotten that. -- Some parts go to heaven, others to heck, How corrupt is the second, better to check Before it becomes twisted and comes back to get you, Before there was one Breel, now we have two, And...

LunarFox

A moment Steward's dreaded
Leaves him fully-headed,
Demons are evil, that's true,
But they won't steal and cheat you.

The bird has a point, that's scary,
But as they delve into a situation hairy,
Remember, curses are easily corrupted,
Beware or find your lives abrupted.

LunarFox

It's always something new with Eudoant. Next, we'll find out he's some kind of an executive in a screwed up underworld sports league. Hmmmmm, that just might explain the Red Sox decision to trade Mookie Betts. :evil: He might've gone to play for the Hellmouth Sunbeams ( https://blaseball-fans.fando...

LunarFox

Hammertime! -- Steward, accept it, you're hecked, And your life? It's gonna get wrecked, Stripped down to soul and vice, Split in bits, won't that be nice? Either do it quick or do it slow So that horns from your skull grow, And now, badger, you find That it's way too late to change your mind. You c...

LunarFox

The fact that Steward is a badger (specifically a North American one) after having been an accountant is a play on Taxidea taxus, the NA badger's scientific name.

LunarFox

Demons are flakes of souls left behind, The corrupted husks from the grind, And they corrupt what they touch. And they touch very very much. Heaven wants nothing to do with it, They'd really rather forget, And heck's power's more than a trick, Instead, it's pure magic(k). All energy is churned and r...

LunarFox

Be Prepared, yeah, Steward's no Scout, And the dino has paint, not grout, As they try to prepare themselves a lair And the badger, badgered, says it's not fair. They've had months, days to get ahead, But everyone can just scratch their heads, Things aren't magic(k) here on Earth, So what's a badger'...

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