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Whoa, Winter's really been through the wars! Even Uncle Deadeye isn't as badly beaten up as this. Makes you wonder just what trials lie ahead for Fox now, sufficient to lead him to change his name. Or is that just standard practice once you get to heaven? Inorite. If it were me I'd be bugging the h...

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I'm calling it, Kitsune is being a jerk. They didn't kick him out after what was like subjective months of it before, and he didn't break. Yeah, but before he wasn't contemplating killing himself and didn't scream at his best friend. Elijah was bodily translated into Heaven without dying, so there'...

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I'm calling it, Kitsune is being a jerk. They didn't kick him out after what was like subjective months of it before, and he didn't break.

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Mungo, he's not going to be allowed to stay anyway, so you can work on therapy for him after he gets back and REALLY needs it.

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D-Rock wrote: ↑Fri Dec 18, 2020 1:04 am Title Text: ...for that matter, how did I get here

This is not my beautiful house.

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Whoops, Rick forgot to give coconut a character tag!

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This is getting a bit sitcom. I can almost hear the canned laughter.

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From last strip:

Hagus wrote: ↑Mon Dec 07, 2020 9:54 am I’m super excited that Fox is finally content for once in his life. Seriously, he needed it and deserved it.

You had to jinx it.

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See, that's the exact thing that causes complexes when you put them BACK...

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Remember Spring or Summer told Fox they'd meet again soon, is this it? How did they know?

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Meanwhile, back on Earth...?

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Rydr Warklub wrote: ↑Fri Dec 04, 2020 3:58 am Call back to King's "adventure" in Theme Park World?

Given the title and alt text? It's lampshades all the way down!

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Now they have an extra ticket.

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What happens when you cross the edge of the displacement zone? What does it look like from the outside? What happens to Internet access?

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Basically, using that as an example, 30 miles is one HECK of a chunk of land and may mean that they've just displaced somewhere upwards of a million people. I'm in Houston. 30 miles radius, I'm still basically in Houston. The difference between an Englishman and an American is an and Englishman thi...

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Macsen wrote: ↑Wed Nov 18, 2020 4:29 am But where’s the weasel?

Who, me?

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D-Rock wrote: ↑Mon Nov 16, 2020 1:03 am Title Text: Brain Shift

Title Text: "i don't get it, it just says glycerol ester of wood rosin"

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"Do not disappoint me, beloved."

Oh, it's that kind of relationship.

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leinglo wrote: ↑Mon Nov 09, 2020 1:23 am Also, why does GK have to ask for a favor if dealing with a demonic incursion is something he's actually supposed to be doing?

He's trying to stop it on the quiet, probably because he wasn't supposed to allow it to even get that far.

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"Demon trouble" sounds like a euphemism. Like "See a man about a dog". Or would that be "See a dog about a man"? My Dad used the term "See a man about a horse" but I know what'cha mean. ;) Those are interesting euphemisms. I hadn't encountered the latter befo...

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"Demon trouble" sounds like a euphemism.

Like "See a man about a dog". Or would that be "See a dog about a man"?

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VeryAngryDeer wrote: ↑Wed Oct 28, 2020 6:05 am I'm gonna sing the Doom Song now!

♫ Doom doom doom doom doom doom doom... ♫

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s3SZ5sIMY6o

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In that last shot it looks like he's looking at someone offstage. Breel, maybe? Who else would be likely present who would be a potential source of magic(k)al power?

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He can fix it with money by using the money effectively. He's obviously hopeless at bribery.

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Interesting. Keene is running out of bribe money. Lana's in charge. Bribe money is now a line item on the budget and if he goes over budget he gets a talking-to. Oh Keene, you doofus. If you're going to be making grants to colleges for new buildings why don't make make accepting animals a condition...

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roshancookies wrote: ↑Fri Oct 16, 2020 12:12 am Interestingly, his mother calls him Larry. I wonder why he prefers to be called Todd.

Probably the same reason I prefer Sixtoes!

Anyway, yeh... Larry, hand out those awesome cookies for your new friends!

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Sir Chestnut wrote: ↑Wed Oct 14, 2020 10:02 am
SeanWolf wrote: ↑Wed Oct 14, 2020 6:13 am I wonder who the fluffy tail behind Sasha's head belongs to.
Looks like a Racoon tail almost, but all the Raccoons we've seen in the comic so far have dark tips.

Probably a cacomistle, aka miner's cat, AKA ringtail cat.

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Video calls don't use the phone system at all, so they're double-dialtone-free.

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trekkie wrote: ↑Wed Sep 30, 2020 6:02 amOn another note, Trinket either isn’t very bright or doesn’t understand language very well.

Animals misunderstanding figures of speech is a fine old Housepets! tradition.

Speaking of Trinket, how long is it since we saw Cilantro?

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Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Mon Sep 28, 2020 2:24 pm So you mean that we aren't supposed to get the news from Twitter? I honestly did not know that. x3

I got the news from Usenet 1981 through early 2000s.

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SeanWolf wrote: ↑Wed Sep 23, 2020 5:56 am Am I the only one who kind of wants to see the pictures that Spo has on his phone, just for curiosity sakes?

That's for guest week.

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Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑Sat Sep 19, 2020 8:58 pm He may not be hurt BADLY but he will be hurt.

Only emotionally.

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Eloise got lucky.

PS: A mouse probably won't be hurt by falling off a cliff.

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I would imagine he would try then after about 5 minutes probably give up then speak gibberish to the others and try to claim THAT was a language. :mrgreen: Richard Feynman used to do that. He was good enough at sounding like he was talking a foreign language that when someone tried to call his bluf...

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Thank you, Rick, for stomping on the trend of furred characters with tattoos I mean how would that even work? (Badly, it seems) Dyed fur? Or even hair follicles that generate a different colour hair? There are all kinds of alternatives to tattoos, including fur dye, paint, or stylistic shaving. The...

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Thank you, Rick, for stomping on the trend of furred characters with tattoos I mean how would that even work?

(Badly, it seems)

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Those are really nice sheets and pillowcases for a wild animal.

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He already saw this when Tarot came over to watch TV.

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Jokes will always find a way.

Actually the real moral is Michael Creighton will always cast an idiot as the boss.

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I remember this.

https://www.housepetscomic.com/comic/20 ... inor-flaw/

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