Housepets!

Are you sure?

Maybe. That's what some people want me to think

5

True, but not succesfully

TUBM family owns more than 1 car

False, I never had one, actually

TUBM flown a helicopter

*shakes the dust off the suit*
3

This July

Last time you went across the city/town without any purpose

*falls on the floor*
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"Whenever you feel like criticizing anyone, just remember that all the people in this world haven’t had the advantages that you’ve had."

That was the only part that I managed to figure out. OK, back to the typewriter... erm... MSWord then!

No, but an incident with aerosol, sigarette lighter and wooden part of a cieling made me and 3 other students paranoid when it comes to fire safety

Have you ever got your name mistyped in any kind of an oficial document?

Firstly - thanks for welcoming :) Yep, that's the most unusuall and original 'thanks-you' post ever! Now I just need to figure out how all that roleplaying thing works, since I'm still better at writing ads, not short stories, especially from the dog's perspective :D By the way, are there any advise...

Sorrow: A sudden heavy snow ruined all my weekend plans
Joy: I can once again throw snowballs at the car that always blocks the pathway. From my parent's apartment on the 10'th floor.

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Three years ago I've been trying to learn French.

The last time you've been to an operetta?

If bombed means 'failed epicly', then yes. I hate integrals...

Have you ever crossed an ocean on the ocean (cruise?) liner?

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Well, hello there, I guess? My name is Yury, I'm 17 and I currently live in Moscow, Russia (surprisingly). I'm about to leave school, and I plan to enter the Civil Aviation Univercity. As you could have guessed, my mind is mostly filled with aerospace-related things. Also I tend to write some really...