Housepets!

OOPS! I MEANT BASS!! *gets slaped by bass*

puts it on a petastool and worships the cheese can, creating a new faith.
I drop a hot potato!

D': did he drown after being abandoned?!
Rick I was only suposed to hate you for one arc! *runs off crying AGAIN* TH IS ISN'T EVEN AN AAAAaaaaarrc...!

I use the metal detector to find a key to open a chest to get a screw driver to fix a flashlight to find a shovel to dig a hole to enter a cave to find a better metal detector to locate my house keys to go into my house so I could open the refrigerator to get my pickle jar to drop a pickle... I drop...

*looks at it shattered on the floor* ...um... you should have waited for somone to drop a ipad case...
I drop a basket ball

I ride the jumping beans like dolphins to saftey!
I drop a really big spunge!

I See it falling and runs away screaming!
Drops hipster glasses