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JeHoVah SCENE - WESTEN MANSION SASHA: My beloved suitors. I wish I could marry all of you, but unfortunately now I cannot marry of you because I'm dying. THE SUITORS: Aw! KEENE: Lucy, do you know how you got these bites? SASHA: If I did, I would've told you already. KEENE: Lucy, I'm afraid tha- Oh, ...

SCENE - THE WESTEN MANSION LUCY: Mother, I feel exceptionally sick. LUCRETIA: I'm sure it's nothing, sweetheart LUCY: Mom, a creepy Vampire man is biting my neck. DRACULA: Yum! LUCRETIA: That just means he loves you! SCENE - THE LONDON UNIVERSITY KEENE: Vampire bats are responsible for many blood di...

SCENE - DRACULA'S CASTLE DRACULA: Mr. Harker, now that you have discovered my plan, you must die! The Weird Sisters will feed on you as I leave for London. RES: Welp. This was life. I give it 3 stars. BIGGLESWORTH: Let's hope he doesn't notice the incredibly easy to escape he in the wall- oops. (RES...

SCENE - WHITBY, ENGLAND GRAPE (V.O.): I fear for my beloved Jonathan, who is currently on a mission for the Godalming Company, selling land to a eccentric Count Dracula. I heard many nasty rumors about Transylvania. Let us pray they are not true. SABRINA: They're not. I've been there. PEANUT: Sab, s...

JeHoVah SCENE + A HOTEL RES: (enters hotel, as everyone inside starts brawling like maniacs and drinking Orange Soda) This certainly looks like a family establishment. (One dog crashes through a table) Okay, maybe not. INNKEEPER: We don't serve your kind here. RES: Incredibly nervous writers who hav...

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Just joined the forum after months of debating whether or not it was worth it. In case anyone gives a care, here are some notes about me: RACE: American Indian TRIBE: Sioux (Non-descript for privacy reasons) AGE: XX (Minor) RELIGION: Christianity INTRESTS: Comic books, Food, Writing, religion, Anima...