Housepets!

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Then WHAT are you doing in a pool?!

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Repellant

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You get a yearly supply of Easter-themed chocolate eggs.

I insert a stick of black licorice.

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Orange

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Just smile and wave, Douglas. Just smile, and wave, and get away as fast as possible...

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Narrative

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Granted. Your sense of humour convinces you that the one you used is still more interesting, though.

I wish for something to go horribly wrong, dear wish-granter that follows.

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Banned for not doing everything that's possible and impossible to get to the thread on time.

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Great! ^.^

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Banned, for Veb must ban, and that's not to be argued with.
Also, for having a fancy hat >.>

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Everyone who's here is here.

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I declare a staring contest!

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Expectation

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I wait for SpaceX to land their rocket there. Yes, not enough fuel to get to the land, but hey, it looks cool! ...and yah, some people will go and recorver it, probably with me tagging along, but that's not important. I leave behind a torusty pamphlet about Equador. (took a few wrong turns before en...

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Packing now?

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Can anyone pass moi some popcorn?

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I let Hound fall, and live in, a tower. Better view than from a tree ^.^

I drop a radar dish.

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Resistor

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*flies there*

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Granted, you will have fun on your cruise, no strings attached.
That is, when you actually have enough money to buy out a line >.>

I wish for an akita puppy.

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Banned for disagreed with orchestration of events, performed by moderators and/or administrators.

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Meowricio Castalaviega Clawricirier, de Chatblanc Purris Kat, the IIIrd.
Don't hesitate to call.

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Northrop

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Terrible...

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Etiquette

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I spend weeks grumbling about how hard it is to pick chewing gum out of fake fur >.<
After all that, I drop a long-broken reel-to-reel tape player.

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Export

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And then we'll add bones, and squaky toys, and kibble, and squirrels to chase, and squaky toys, and postmen, and EVERYTHING!!!

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Granted. Every time you lose the Game, you get sent back in time to when yu did not yet lose it. Sadly, since you can't fix past, you keep staying in this time loop forever.

I wish there was no craze about this "The Game" at all >.>

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Fluid

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I prop it up to use as a bracelet, and drop a few coins as payment for the collar.

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Granted. No idea why you wanted all people named Morris dance in tacky ways, but here you go.

I wish for something shiny.

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You like jokes? I know lots!

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Savour

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That sounds somewhat disappointing

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In late 1950s USSR, a modern local-made TV set was capable of receiving up to 12 different channels.
That was despite the fact, that total amount of channels available in any region of the country was 2. And it took 10 years to double that number...

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Decay

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Banned for implying that there, potentially, can be good puns.

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