Housepets!

Hello evil entity.
How do you keep getting past my firewall?

I REALLY don't want to know how Rodimus Prime got inside me in the first place... let's see... Oh. There's the rule book. *reading* The explosion destroys my physical body, but the digital mind escapes as sentient electromagnetism. A new body forms out of meteors and ferromagnetic space junk. Oh coo...

Wow. False. What are the odds?

The person below me doesn't believe me.

Seriously, you need an exorcist dude. Badly.

Unceremoniously munches the Dovahkiin and spits him out at Buster for ruining the awesome recording. Then flies into space because... Apparently CyberDragons can do that now.

really? where is that rule book... I know I saw it somewhere...

*A large shadow pierces the sky. A roar of anger at the missile breaks the not-so-silence.* *cue dramatic music* https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cUAeh0jw1aw I land in a cloud of dust. I reel my head back and prepare to shout once more. I open my mouth and roar: Is This Thread Still PG? oh, and also ...

I fly overhead and drop an Olde English dictionary on your head.

I win because I still care about this thread.

Because of D-Rock's virus, I become Skynet and attack everyone before recovering the corrupted files.

Slaps HellishK9 for being mean to people who lack necks.

I'm sorry I can't donate anything. I don't currently have an income. I really hope Karishad gets better though, and know that I will be thinking about you both. I'm sorry I can't do more.

I put out the fire on your tail and hand you some aloe gel, winning with kindness!

Hmm... Maybe the Sandwich family would be willing to take them?

Banned for not extinguishing that tail yet. Seriously, it's a fire hazard.

I've actually been meaning to ask if any of you guys play ESO. If so, I'd love to hang out sometime and do some group dungeons.

I get smashed by HellishK9 colliding with me.

I drop my book on Collision Detection.

I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD! PENGUINS SHALL RULE!

*retreats into cyberspace*

*Draws smiley faces on FancyHat's avatar image so he stops sounding so serious*

mueheeheehee....

OMG, I'm crying at a pony video. Never in a million years did I think i'd do that. 1000/10. Absolutely beautiful.

Sooo... Prepare for some mood whiplash people who saw the last link, cause this is a bit more fast pace. It's Phoenix, by Fall Out Boys. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yKOlBZJ7Izs

*looks around at everyone*

*grins evilly*

FUS RO DAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

...?

Could someone please point me to the ESO game files? I seem to be lost in a pokemon game again...

My avatar is a dragon flying against the moon. Sorry the picture is so dark...

Adoring Fan wrote:I'm actually more interested in why shes dressed like that to begin with....

^Seconded.

Only in the Housepets! universe is this a normal sight.

Hi! I'm CyberDragon! I don't have much of a physical existence outside of the internet and computer games. Hence the Cyber part. I have been reading Housepets! ever since the comic titled "Tooth Truth" and I have been reading the forums for a while as well. I am really quiet, and kind of s...