The longest recorded flight for a chicken is only 13 metres (42.65ft for the Americans among us).
I win!
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- Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:24 pm
- Forum: Not the Comic
- Topic: Useless Information Thread
- Replies: 1925
- Views: 746467
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:21 pm
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: Corrupt a Wish
- Replies: 4157
- Views: 1331751
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted.
I wish for a new book to read.
I wish for a new book to read.
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:19 pm
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: The Vending Machine Game!
- Replies: 6983
- Views: 2031976
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get mud.
I insert a
I insert a
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 7:17 pm
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: This statement is -not- a lie.
- Replies: 402
- Views: 210165
Re: This statement is -not- a lie.
There are NO smileys in this post.
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:43 pm
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: The Vending Machine Game!
- Replies: 6983
- Views: 2031976
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get a Soviet Russia joke:
In Soviet Russia old vending machine sells pawn shop.
I insert the space-time continuum.
In Soviet Russia old vending machine sells pawn shop.
I insert the space-time continuum.
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 5:41 pm
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: Corrupt a Wish
- Replies: 4157
- Views: 1331751
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted, but it's a melted popsicle.
I wish for my wishes to be uncorruptible.
I wish for my wishes to be uncorruptible.
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:15 pm
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: "When was the last time you..."
- Replies: 2115
- Views: 479082
Re: "When was the last time you..."
Never.
I am a rabbit.
We don't attack.
We run. Or trick.
WWTLTY forgot to finish a
I am a rabbit.
We don't attack.
We run. Or trick.
WWTLTY forgot to finish a
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:13 pm
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: Corrupt a Wish
- Replies: 4157
- Views: 1331751
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted. but the mods win the rematch!
I wish to enter the Housepets world as a Housepet!
I wish to enter the Housepets world as a Housepet!
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:11 pm
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: This statement is -not- a lie.
- Replies: 402
- Views: 210165
Re: This statement is -not- a lie.
I have just closed this discussion/thread.
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:10 pm
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: Drop Something on the user below you!
- Replies: 4452
- Views: 927870
Re: Drop Something on the user below you!
I pick i-KABOOOM!
I drop a first-aid kit!
And myself!
*collapses*
I drop a first-aid kit!
And myself!
*collapses*
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 12:08 pm
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: The Vending Machine Game!
- Replies: 6983
- Views: 2031976
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get Poncho the Wolf.
I insert a vending machine.
I insert a vending machine.
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:34 am
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: This statement is -not- a lie.
- Replies: 402
- Views: 210165
Re: This statement is -not- a lie.
If you stand on your head you'll see this sentence translated into Mandarin.
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:30 am
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: Corrupt a Wish
- Replies: 4157
- Views: 1331751
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted but it crushes you.
I wish for... I wish for.... I wish for......
Something to wish for!
I wish for... I wish for.... I wish for......
Something to wish for!
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 11:26 am
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: "When was the last time you..."
- Replies: 2115
- Views: 479082
Re: "When was the last time you..."
hmmm. Not for a while actually. I live away from home now so I don't currently have a lawn to mow.
?sdrawkcab gnihtemos etorw YTLTWW
?sdrawkcab gnihtemos etorw YTLTWW
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:12 am
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: Drop Something on the user below you!
- Replies: 4452
- Views: 927870
Re: Drop Something on the user below you!
*YELP*
*Pull out spikes*
*Drops a photograph of Meryl Streep*
*Pull out spikes*
*Drops a photograph of Meryl Streep*
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:08 am
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: Say What the users avatar is Thinking!
- Replies: 18584
- Views: 2453185
Re: Say What the users avatar is Thinking!
"Sup, dude?"
BTW that's a cool avatar! I wish I could draw like that!
BTW that's a cool avatar! I wish I could draw like that!
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 4:00 am
- Forum: Not the Comic
- Topic: Useless Information Thread
- Replies: 1925
- Views: 746467
Re: Useless Information Thread
Cats have fur on only one side. ...the outside? ...I would contest that. Ever heard of a trychobezoar (more commonly known as a hairball)? Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliaphobia is the fear of long words. Just too bad for the hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliaphobic person who was pneumonoultramicroscopics...
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:45 am
- Forum: Not the Comic
- Topic: Your Favorite Quotes
- Replies: 1984
- Views: 786566
Re: Your Favorite Quotes
"Keep in mind that many people have died for their beliefs - it's actually quite common. The real courage is in living and in suffering for what you believe." - Brom - Eragon , book 1 of The Inheritance Cycle . "I wish people would not attribute false quotes to me on the internet"...
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:30 am
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: This statement is -not- a lie.
- Replies: 402
- Views: 210165
Re: This statement is -not- a lie.
I did not just post on this topic. Nor will I finish typing this sentence.
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:28 am
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: The Vending Machine Game!
- Replies: 6983
- Views: 2031976
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
You get a "404 Not Found" error message. Sorry.
I insert a splling mistake.
I insert a splling mistake.
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:25 am
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: When I was young(er)...
- Replies: 419
- Views: 168570
Re: When I was young(er)...
It still is, IMO! Nothing beats that retro feel!RioluNation wrote:When I was younger Nintendo 64 was the coolest console.
When I was younger I had to stop at the lights and look both ways for dinosaurs before crossing the clearing.
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:21 am
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: Corrupt a Wish
- Replies: 4157
- Views: 1331751
Re: Corrupt a Wish
Granted but it's a Mozilla Firefox.
I wish for more time to study and to read Housepets.
I wish for more time to study and to read Housepets.
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:19 am
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: Say What the users avatar is Thinking!
- Replies: 18584
- Views: 2453185
Re: Say What the users avatar is Thinking!
^that avatar^ is thinking:
"What the howl are you doing in here?"
"What the howl are you doing in here?"
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:12 am
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: "When was the last time you..."
- Replies: 2115
- Views: 479082
Re: "When was the last time you..."
Not since primary school.
WWTLTY hit your head on something in public?
WWTLTY hit your head on something in public?
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:10 am
- Forum: Forum Games
- Topic: Drop Something on the user below you!
- Replies: 4452
- Views: 927870
Re: Drop Something on the user below you!
*throws Ratchet at Clank*
*drops a Blue Shell*
*drops a Blue Shell*
- Mon Apr 08, 2013 3:06 am
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2013/04/10 - Police Bidness
- Replies: 46
- Views: 24377
Re: 2013/04/08 - Police Bidness
They should just take the slot machine. That's what Jack did after all. Oh yeah, almost forgot... BUSTED!!!! :o Looking forward to seeing how Jack and the Milton Ferrets worm their way out of this one. Although, if Sergeant Ralph and Kevin DO come back later anything they do find will probably turn ...
- Fri Apr 05, 2013 1:00 pm
- Forum: The Comic
- Topic: Housepets! Voice Acting
- Replies: 330
- Views: 321567
Re: Housepets! Voice Acting
Sasha - Maddison (from "The Basil Brush Show" - hear her here ) Duchess - Dixie from "The Fox and The Hound 2" (hear her here ) Although without the singing. Peanut - I think Marty McFly from "Back To The Future" would be about right. I haven't got a good video though. ...
- Fri Apr 05, 2013 11:53 am
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2013/04/05 - Hot Deals
- Replies: 67
- Views: 37114
Re: 2013/04/05 - Hot Deals
Looks like Jack might end up in the doghouse.
Sorry.
Sorry.
I just went back to look at Panel 4.Xane wrote:(Panel 4: Itsuki's scooter is now just a pile of bolts in the road)
- Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:41 am
- Forum: The Comic
- Topic: Which HP would you want to live with?
- Replies: 231
- Views: 151993
Re: Which HP would you want to live with?
I CALL DIBS ON THE CRAZY FOX-GUY HERO! I SAW HIM FIRST!!!!!!!!!!
....
Now to learn how to pick locks....
....
Now to learn how to pick locks....
- Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:32 am
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2013/03/22 - Cats Will Be Cats
- Replies: 94
- Views: 52880
Re: 2013/03/22 - Cats Will Be Cats
I thought he said "çes't la vie!" which means "That's life!" And that episode doesn't count because at the end it's revealed that it was all a dream when the piano knocked Tom unconcious, and the decided to be nice to Jerry, much to Jerry's confusion. It was "C'est la guerr...
- Wed Apr 03, 2013 2:09 am
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2013/04/03 - Disarming Situation
- Replies: 76
- Views: 45651
Re: 2013/04/03 - Disarming Situation
Come to think of it, I didn't know he had a garage either....GameCobra wrote:"Which Garage sale?"
*Points to Jeff's House*
"...I didn't know our neighbours had a garage sale o.o"
BAHAHA! I think this is possibly my favourite strip yet!
- Tue Apr 02, 2013 10:58 pm
- Forum: The Comic
- Topic: Which HP would you want to live with?
- Replies: 231
- Views: 151993
Re: Which HP would you want to live with?
Meh, I'm sure its not structural :P Even so, it can't be any worse then THIS Meh. That was only smoke damage. Come to think of it, I wonder if Jasper and/or Jynx (sorry if that's spelled wrong; I've just gone blank on the spelling :oops: ) DID have a hand in that conflagration, or if that was just ...
- Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:14 am
- Forum: The Comic
- Topic: Which HP would you want to live with?
- Replies: 231
- Views: 151993
Re: Which HP would you want to live with?
Surely there's got to be a more comfortable sleeping-spot than our faces.
Ah well, cats will be cats.
Ah well, cats will be cats.
- Mon Apr 01, 2013 10:11 am
- Forum: Old Comic Discussion
- Topic: 2013/03/22 - Cats Will Be Cats
- Replies: 94
- Views: 52880
Re: 2013/03/22 - Cats Will Be Cats
Well i think violett would be a cool colour for a real life cat: ;) You're forgetting the Cheshire Cat. He's violet. =) And real. *shifty eyes* Yep, remember the latter. What made it so much more messed up was that the grey mouse practically shrugged his death off. The little grey mouse said, in Fr...
- Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:44 am
- Forum: The Comic
- Topic: Which HP would you want to live with?
- Replies: 231
- Views: 151993
Re: Which HP would you want to live with?
Don't worry... only cats do that :P Don't I know it. I was staying at a friend's recently only to discover that the cat knew how to open my bedroom door. "No, cat, I really don't want to snuggle - I'd rather sleep. Wha- what are you- No! Geroffmyface!" @TheMobian - The only problem is you...
- Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:31 am
- Forum: Fan Projects
- Topic: Housepets Theme Video (HD: 720p resolution)
- Replies: 126
- Views: 73977
Re: Housepets Theme Video (HD: 720p resolution)
I seem to have become addicted to this video. Such a catchy song!
It'd be great if they'd let Rick be the writer/producer of the show! Then nothing would have to change which would be perfect.
Any ideas who you'd pick to be actors for the various HP's/parents/otherworldly beings?
It'd be great if they'd let Rick be the writer/producer of the show! Then nothing would have to change which would be perfect.
Any ideas who you'd pick to be actors for the various HP's/parents/otherworldly beings?
- Mon Apr 01, 2013 9:23 am
- Forum: The Comic
- Topic: The Welcome Thread!
- Replies: 7853
- Views: 7691505
Re: The Welcome Thread!
If I had to guess I'd say the 14th. :P Welcome, Gabe54125, Cherry, Spens and anyone else I missed. :) You guys will have to go back through archives . There's some great comics in there! I especially love the one where Peanut tries to wake Grape "quietly". :mrgreen: By the way, McFly, I'm ...
- Fri Mar 29, 2013 5:48 am
- Forum: The Comic
- Topic: The Welcome Thread!
- Replies: 7853
- Views: 7691505
Re: The Welcome Thread!
@McFly: I got it here: http://shurtugal.spreadshirt.com/
It's about 2/3 of the way down the page. =)
@Nyaliva: Thanks, I'll check it out. And thanks for the luck-wishing.
It's about 2/3 of the way down the page. =)
@Nyaliva: Thanks, I'll check it out. And thanks for the luck-wishing.
- Wed Mar 27, 2013 8:08 pm
- Forum: The Comic
- Topic: The Welcome Thread!
- Replies: 7853
- Views: 7691505
Re: The Welcome Thread!
Haven't read Watership Down in a few years. I should probably pull that out again. I wondered how many people would know where my name was from. ;) Watership Down is my favourite book so you should definitely pull it out again! (HLaroo? HIaroo?) It's HLaoroo. It means "Pipkin" or "sm...
- Wed Mar 27, 2013 9:14 am
- Forum: The Comic
- Topic: The Welcome Thread!
- Replies: 7853
- Views: 7691505
Re: The Welcome Thread!
I am Hlaoroo. I'm from Down Under (or Up Top as we like to call it). I don't like shrimp (or prawns as we Aussies say) on the barbie - in fact I don't like seafood at all. However I am a huge fan of all creatures great and small as is evidenced by my current enrollment in veterinary school. I partic...