Housepets!

Dumplingsushi

You get a monkey that is warm to the touch, especially when scratched behind the ears.

I insert a christmas ornament.

Dumplingsushi

Ah- Um- WHO WAS THAT?

also I call the water bucket

Dumplingsushi

Out comes me curled into the fetal position after seeing the horrors inside of there.

I put in a soft drink of your choice and my bottle cap collection.

Dumplingsushi

Granted, but you are invisible, intangible, and unhearable to them. And you have to watch them for at least half of every day.

I wish that it wasn't so chilly where I live.

Dumplingsushi

Portal is https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RthZgszykLs ! (such fond memories of a dead game)

How do reindeer fly?

Dumplingsushi

Only if it's not the hole wall.

How many daemons are there per human?

Dumplingsushi

Out comes Mickey Mouse wearing cat ears.

In goes a ninth grade math textbook.

Dumplingsushi

That's easy: don't fail.

I wish there was a live action Housepets! movie. (for the Gallifrax part)

Dumplingsushi

I thought cats liked giant litterboxes.

Dumplingsushi

Out comes a notice for your warranty.

In goes a turkey. Happy Thanksgiving!

Dumplingsushi

AaAAaaAaaaAAAaaaAaaaaAaaAaaaAaaa!

How many pounds can a spirit lift?

Dumplingsushi

Granted, but the chef made a mis-steak and gave you a spoon, but no knife or fork.

I wish that everyone could be magical.

Dumplingsushi

Marion: "Only if they have chopped dates."

Dumplingsushi

Out comes the Bee movie. Welcome to hell.

In goes a wish coin, Mercury, mercury, gyold, sulfur, and a time machine I got from myself.

Dumplingsushi

Yes, I feel depressed today.

Doctor, can you prescribe something?

Dumplingsushi

Gee, I didn't see that coming, and I don't think Keene did either!

Dumplingsushi

Granted, now look what you did. Look at it. This is all your fault.

I wish that someone else will make another wish instead of me.

Dumplingsushi

Oh, you mean the trapped souls in enslavement? Of course.

Can you get me something that's worthless?

(is there a Housepets discord?)

Dumplingsushi

You get a cursed ring that makes the money you earn appear to your left.

I insert the penny I grabbed from your new money stack.

Dumplingsushi

If I'm an animal (not saying anything), can I turn into a human?

Dumplingsushi

Yes.

Do you believe in heaven on Earth?

Dumplingsushi

Granted, now you have ear spiders and a bucket of arachnophobia.

I wish that this wish doesn't come true.

Dumplingsushi

Sky? Oh, you mean the top of the fishbowl.

Why am I positive?

Dumplingsushi

You get Lark and Clewis, two famous politicians.

I insert nothing. (I'm so sorry if I broke it)

Dumplingsushi

You get a cricket ball that screams when it gets hit.

I insert this shark: https://xkcd.com/585/

Dumplingsushi

Nope, only ten cents.

How many hinges are on a scissor?

Dumplingsushi

Time to feed the Gremlins.

How many universes are there?

Dumplingsushi

Fifth layer! *takes off fur*

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