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by LunarFox
Wed Jul 08, 2020 9:42 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/07/06 - The Tree Of Knowledge
Replies: 21
Views: 369

Re: 2020/07/06 - The Tree Of Knowledge

I'll help! Here's one! HUG! :D :D
by LunarFox
Wed Jul 08, 2020 9:41 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/07/08 - Moichendising
Replies: 19
Views: 316

Re: 2020/07/08 - Moichendising

Merchandise, smerchandise, that'll never sell Especially now that you're park's been destroyed I'm sure you thought you planned real well; Should've thought before you with dinos toyed. Replace the people with ones and zeroes, Examine all your facts and figures, And realize here there are no heroes ...
by LunarFox
Tue Jul 07, 2020 5:24 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/07/06 - The Tree Of Knowledge
Replies: 21
Views: 369

Re: 2020/07/06 - The Tree Of Knowledge

Change sides of the tree?
What are you, crazy?
Thankfully, an herbivore
Comes while they're all sore
After rolling out of the Jeep.

Hippos? Harmless? Yeah, right...
They're mean, they'll put up a fight,
But for comedy's sake, alright...
Just hope that they don't bite
You too deep.
by LunarFox
Mon Jul 06, 2020 10:28 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/07/03 - Mirror Mirror
Replies: 22
Views: 402

Re: 2020/07/03 - Mirror Mirror

A dino's come to visit,
A T-rex, is it?
Well then, we'd better run
Because having it eat us wouldn't be fun.
To say the least.

Jeff's way too calm for this
Especially given their near miss with
A giant, king of them all,
Who, when compared to, Max is small-
Not even a feast.
by LunarFox
Wed Jul 01, 2020 7:35 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/07/01 - Looking For Grant
Replies: 12
Views: 262

Re: 2020/07/01 - Looking For Grant

Looking for Grant, not Gennaro, Who'll hopefully live until tomorrow After being squished under Tour Car Two- But if not, oh well, no boo hoo. They're looking for their 'designated protagonist,' Who, if he dies, will be surely missed, I wish Genarro'd be seen the same, But instead, he's the one that...
by LunarFox
Wed Jul 01, 2020 7:12 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/29 - Jinxed It
Replies: 15
Views: 381

Re: 2020/06/29 - Jinxed It

Welsh says Olive hasn't learned to spell, But I think she knows darn well But she just got freaked and turned to shout And when she did, the wrong stuff came out. Dinos apparently can't see if you stand still, Yeah right, now pen your will The t-rex is coming with its enormous tail Whose whip makes ...
by LunarFox
Fri Jun 26, 2020 9:23 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/24 - A Little Irritant
Replies: 15
Views: 496

Re: 2020/06/24 - A Little Irritant

Nedry's about to get sprayed by a dino So we all have to wonder, why though? He's about to get sprayed with Axe So as we see, he clearly gacks! The rain's a callback to our first arc One crazy Imaginate! Now it's raining in Jurassic Park? How do SFX work? Don't ask? Great! Nedry, you're out of time,...
by LunarFox
Fri Jun 26, 2020 9:22 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/26 - Getting Prehistoric On Your Tail
Replies: 22
Views: 561

Re: 2020/06/26 - Getting Prehistoric On Your Tail

What Chicken's back again, I see
Out to eat one Dennis Nedry,
As he flees towards his Jeep
Like one over-panicked sheep.

Nedry's done for,
Let's just admit it,
He forgot to close the door
And then got real bit.

[Craig's enjoying this too much, isn't he?]
by LunarFox
Tue Jun 23, 2020 7:21 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2019/07/19 - Self Incrimination
Replies: 53
Views: 9737

Re: 2019/07/19 - Self Incrimination

Or maybe he's simply left-handed? A detail I never noticed before. I'm not a lefty, but isn't handshaking cultural? The only time I've encountered left-handshaking is in the Boy Scouts of America, which uses a left hand shake for reasons I can't recall and don't want to bother looking up at the mom...
by LunarFox
Tue Jun 23, 2020 7:13 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/22 - Let It All Out
Replies: 34
Views: 674

Re: 2020/06/22 - Let It All Out

They've all been stomped, They look fine, though, Arnold panics at his PC And mutters, 'oh no.' The T-Rex is here And Sabrina's snatched up In its maw, all red With tomato ketchup. This experiment's made everyone mad, But not in the sense that they're all angry, They'd all better run 'Cause the dino...
by LunarFox
Sun Jun 21, 2020 9:14 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/19 - Fluid Physics
Replies: 17
Views: 432

Re: 2020/06/19 - Fluid Physics

That glass is gonna tip over And spill if the Rex comes closer, But us that a real dino? The one that's on show Doesn't quite look like that, Instead, it looks like a cat... Looks like the young'ns are commenting That there's one thing That gives away that it's a movie, The wave moving through the w...
by LunarFox
Fri Jun 19, 2020 10:29 am
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Vending Machine Game!
Replies: 6904
Views: 1007014

Re: The Vending Machine Game!

Out comes Harry Caray, singing 'Take Me Out To The Ballgame.'

In goes the Bartman ball.
by LunarFox
Fri Jun 19, 2020 6:45 am
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What have you noticed about the User above you?
Replies: 8277
Views: 969241

Re: What have you noticed about the User above you?

TUAM is bored.
by LunarFox
Fri Jun 19, 2020 6:44 am
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Vending Machine Game!
Replies: 6904
Views: 1007014

Re: The Vending Machine Game!

Out comes a A-chord and an ion.

I insert a leaf of ivy from Wrigley Field.
by LunarFox
Thu Jun 18, 2020 8:04 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/17 - It Was Swordfish
Replies: 18
Views: 485

Re: 2020/06/17 - It Was Swordfish

If you can't figure out the password Well, then rest assured That you've been outsmarted by Nedry An outcome that's rather deadly... Tarot's breaking character, looks like Or is she really? Can't crack the code, syke! Everything's gone willy-nilly! The park's falling apart The dinos are breaking loo...
by LunarFox
Wed Jun 17, 2020 8:53 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: True or False?
Replies: 8074
Views: 1057673

Re: True or False?

Um... NO! :)

TUBM's first language isn't English.
by LunarFox
Wed Jun 17, 2020 8:00 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/15 - That’s (That’s)
Replies: 15
Views: 458

Re: 2020/06/15 - That’s (That’s)

Vehicles returning now,
Just in time, I say,
Especially consid'ring night's
Come to o'ertake the day.

The power's gone,
Nedry's done fled,
You'd best all hide
Or end up dead.

Goldblum says it's 'chaos theory,'
What's that even mean?
And what comes next for the young crew?
A dino from off screen?
by LunarFox
Sun Jun 14, 2020 9:02 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Vending Machine Game!
Replies: 6904
Views: 1007014

Re: The Vending Machine Game!

You get a joey- the roo kind. He's polite though, not 'roo'd.

I insert Diss.
by LunarFox
Sun Jun 14, 2020 8:44 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/12 - A Simple Plan
Replies: 34
Views: 790

Re: 2020/06/12 - A Simple Plan

A storm's a coming! Hurry, Nedry! They won't wait for you, Not even maybe. Instead of running, Here's a grand plan, Guard the embryos, Keep the station manned, And while you're waiting For code to compile Loading slowly, Taking a while, Run on quick to the vending machine, Get your pal a Zagnut, And...
by LunarFox
Wed Jun 10, 2020 7:17 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/10 - Spend No Money To Make Money
Replies: 21
Views: 554

Re: 2020/06/10 - Spend No Money To Make Money

Keeping a tally of all the park's glitches, We can see Nedry's eyebrow twitches As he tries to explain what he did with the budget He has- Hammond says, the financials? Fudge it. Nothing here seems to work quite right, And all of this is quite the sight, So whose fault is it anyways? Point the blame...
by LunarFox
Tue Jun 09, 2020 10:14 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/08 - We’ll Meet At The End Of The Tour
Replies: 17
Views: 498

Re: 2020/06/08 - We’ll Meet At The End Of The Tour

Can't even see the dinos, What a shame, Looks to me like The park design's to blame. This looks like an interesting ride, All the creatures come along, And Hammond's narration Will the foolishness prolong. Crimes against humanity, Hammond's committed those, But about it, he's apathetic, As his remar...
by LunarFox
Fri Jun 05, 2020 10:53 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/05 - The Gathering Storm Metaphor
Replies: 20
Views: 511

Re: 2020/06/05 - The Gathering Storm Metaphor

Breaking laws always brings payback This time it's a storm to give them a smack, A massive amount of crazy hubris, It's plain to see that this Is what's going to botch the plan. Don't delay the car tour, A " wise " plan, well, that's for sure... It would have been good to plan an escape route, But f...
by LunarFox
Thu Jun 04, 2020 11:16 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/03 - Fun Dinosaur Facts
Replies: 30
Views: 714

Re: 2020/06/03 - Fun Dinosaur Facts

Errors pointed out by Ace,
Buckets worn to save one's face,
This plot has holes, Ace points them out,
Just costing Alan his clout.

All we know of history is wrong,
The claim that Ace makes is strong,
There're new dino facts that we now know,
And Grant's impatience is there on show.
by LunarFox
Tue Jun 02, 2020 7:42 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/01 - End of Year Twelve
Replies: 30
Views: 964

Re: 2020/06/01 - End of Year Twelve

It's all just pretend, King's marriage won't ever end, But that doesn't mean it's obvious to Ace, As we see a tremble start to quiver on her face. The video doesn't work for this ride, That's alright, just let it slide, Besides, there's a CD-ROM, When I was little, those were the bomb. There's only ...
by LunarFox
Sat May 30, 2020 6:34 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/05/29 - Every Option Is Bad
Replies: 15
Views: 439

Re: 2020/05/29 - Every Option Is Bad

Run away from all that's new, Stick to the old ways like glue, When only the worst seem to mean well, That only means what's next will be hell. This whole thing's a mere scam scheme, The messiness makes it all seem like a dream, This plan can't ever fly, no it won't ever start, Not with Hammond at i...
by LunarFox
Sat May 30, 2020 6:18 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Never-Ending Story
Replies: 27
Views: 6160

Re: The Never-Ending Story

"I'm sorry, man," John says, "but I have no idea who- or, well, even what that picture's of. Maybe you could ask the Mayor, they might know. They've lived in town even longer than I have... And this picture is old , what is it, a darn tintype?" "Looks like one," Iscom says. "This makes no sense..." ...
by LunarFox
Sat May 30, 2020 6:15 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Corrupt a Wish
Replies: 4095
Views: 607109

Re: Corrupt a Wish

Granted, you have lots of good thyme. What're you gonna do with it?

I wish that lockdown was over...
by LunarFox
Sat May 30, 2020 6:14 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: "When was the last time you..."
Replies: 2086
Views: 304654

Re: "When was the last time you..."

Whenever it was that I binge-watched Beastars...

When was the last time you posted on this thread?
by LunarFox
Sat May 30, 2020 6:11 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Answer the question with a question game!
Replies: 12665
Views: 800457

Re: Answer the question with a question game!

So you're telling me that someone who's lactose-intolerant should have cheese?
by LunarFox
Sat May 30, 2020 6:09 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Stupid Q and A.
Replies: 64
Views: 17744

Re: Stupid Q and A.

No.

What're you asking me for?
by LunarFox
Sat May 30, 2020 6:08 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Give a housepet a title
Replies: 23
Views: 8541

Re: Give a housepet a title

Marion, the literal squirreliest.
by LunarFox
Sat May 30, 2020 6:07 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Say What the users avatar is Thinking!
Replies: 18338
Views: 1521834

Re: Say What the users avatar is Thinking!

Whatever you think I did, I swear I didn't do it!
by LunarFox
Sat May 30, 2020 6:06 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Favorite _____ Game
Replies: 3794
Views: 683982

Re: Favorite _____ Game

Sarcasm... but real spice? Pepper, probably.

Favorite social media?
by LunarFox
Sat May 30, 2020 6:05 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: True or False?
Replies: 8074
Views: 1057673

Re: True or False?

Nope!

TUBM found HP! by accident.
by LunarFox
Wed May 27, 2020 10:05 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: True or False?
Replies: 8074
Views: 1057673

Re: True or False?

Love it! Especially the anise kind...

TUBM has met a US president.
by LunarFox
Wed May 27, 2020 9:54 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Vending Machine Game!
Replies: 6904
Views: 1007014

Re: The Vending Machine Game!

In goes nothing, so you get nothing!

I insert Roosevelt.
by LunarFox
Wed May 27, 2020 7:35 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: The Vending Machine Game!
Replies: 6904
Views: 1007014

Re: The Vending Machine Game!

Out come some gavels and lawyers- suing supplies.

I insert Marion.
by LunarFox
Wed May 27, 2020 7:33 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: True or False?
Replies: 8074
Views: 1057673

Re: True or False?

Yes I have: Small Worlds: Weird Theology by Alex Raizman.

TUBM doesn't have a cellphone.