Housepets!

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The ability to have the Cubs win the division.

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I steal the win because I mail you a Yankees pennant, which ticks you off and distracts you so I can steal the win!

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You get a nature preserve and black bears.

I insert a dial-up modem.

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TUAM thinks that they're a ninja, that's why they have the throwing star.

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Sabrina!

Favorite place to hide?

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Mixsty.

Ladasha.

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The Pirates win the NL Wild Card. Then they move to Alaska.

I press the button.

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Punishment.

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Darn it, when are the Expos gonna be back?

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*grabs scalpel to fend off Buster*

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And I slap you for hating on the Cubs!

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I hate the Yankees.

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You get a bat (the mammal kind) as well as a dented can.

I insert an emoji.

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Okay, I just thought that "The Maxwell Thing" was going to explain everything. Ah, well, maybe we'll never know, maybe we will.

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Yeah, actually... it was a weekend and I didn't have anything to do, so...

Yeah, the entire archives, guest strips and all!

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Impending squirrel freakout? Probably... we'd better hope he runs into King, like Raku said.

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Probably! I agree, Marion is adorable...!

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Basically, a guy wakes up as a bug and tries to go about his life. He can't change back, by the way.

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Is it just me, or does that picture look like the boy from here: https://www.housepetscomic.com/comic/20 ... sociation/ ?

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Aaah! A person with rabbit ears!

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Your hair turns red.

I press the button.

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I get it and crumple it up, then drop that.

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The ability to see the future, but then that means that the opposite outcome happens.

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You never asked for it.

Am I awake?

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Granted, but now you can't sleep because you're always working.

EDIT: Whoops, I forgot my wish.

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Bribe.

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Xerox.

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Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A!

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I slap you for wearing a Christmas hat in April!

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I am a good writer.

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Who can I bribe with this money in my hand?

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You get a rabbit. I insert myself.

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Definitely! Let's start that now!

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Darn Pirates fans...

While you think about ways that they could win the division, I steal the win!

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Out comes one of Napoleon's soldiers that froze in the Russian winter. I insert you.

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Thanks!

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Yeah, but the poem that talks about it by Coleridge was probably weirder.

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You've been practicing your Spanish and then somebody asks you a question in English and you answer in Spanish.

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I'm so scared....

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You get a proclamation saying that that's impossible, flown to you by a dove.

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