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by Elwood Blutarsky
Tue Jul 14, 2020 11:06 am
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Wild Mass Guessing
Replies: 2736
Views: 896717

Re: Wild Mass Guessing

Karishad once set fire to the rain. Don't ask how.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Mon Jun 29, 2020 12:27 am
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Wild Mass Guessing
Replies: 2736
Views: 896717

Re: Wild Mass Guessing

What's the Deal with What Chicken... Proposal 1. What Chicken is a Timelord who uses its powers over space and time to go wherever pets are making jokes about chickens. The local henhouse is its T.A.R.D.I.S. Proposal 2. It's actually just Sten in a chicken suit and he acts gutsier when he wears it. ...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Mon Jun 22, 2020 12:13 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/22 - Let It All Out
Replies: 34
Views: 683

Re: 2020/06/22 - Let It All Out

"A huge Tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer. Well I suppose that proves they're really not all bad..."

Welp, Sabby bought it. Tough luck there.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Wed Jun 03, 2020 9:48 am
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Wild Mass Guessing
Replies: 2736
Views: 896717

Re: Wild Mass Guessing

Kevin's owner is another cop who has a side job as the defensive coordinator for the local high school football team. This is where he picked up his tackling obsession.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Tue Jun 02, 2020 1:57 pm
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Wild Mass Guessing
Replies: 2736
Views: 896717

Re: Wild Mass Guessing

Ace will join the Air Force and one day be the first Corgsky to shoot down five enemy planes, thus justifying her name. Also her middle name is Robin giving this a whole extra layer of military humor.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Tue Jun 02, 2020 1:54 pm
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Headcanons
Replies: 432
Views: 61906

Re: Headcanons

Lester wanted to be a lumberjack when he grew up. Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. Ultimately that's why it didn't work. He did try it but while he was good at cuting down trees and eating lunch he ultimately found the buttered scones weren't great...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Mon Jun 01, 2020 3:01 pm
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Headcanons
Replies: 432
Views: 61906

Re: Headcanons

trekkie wrote:
Wed May 27, 2020 6:31 pm
Bailey follows college basketball.
Safe to say her favorite teams would likely be UConn, Michigan Tech, and the University of Washington. I bet her habit of barking at smaller dogs carries over to Gonzaga, Butler, Louisiana Tech, Boston University, and Wofford.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Mon Jun 01, 2020 1:32 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/01 - End of Year Twelve
Replies: 30
Views: 981

Re: 2020/06/01 - End of Year Twelve

The CD is downloading narration with the voice of Richard Kiley. Grape spared no expense.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Mon Jun 01, 2020 12:13 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/01 - End of Year Twelve
Replies: 30
Views: 981

Re: 2020/06/01 - End of Year Twelve

Congratulations on the achievement to the talented artist. "Housepets" has definitely proven to have real staying power.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Thu May 28, 2020 12:52 pm
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Wild Mass Guessing
Replies: 2736
Views: 896717

Re: Wild Mass Guessing

The entire Imaginate: Jurassic Park arc has come about thanks to a product placement deal from Jeep. Mitsubishi take note, it's not too late for Imaginate: 2 Fast 2 Furious if the price is right.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Thu May 28, 2020 8:30 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/05/27 - Dinner Theater
Replies: 26
Views: 589

Re: 2020/05/27 - Dinner Theater

This whole arc was actually just a thinly veiled ruse for Grape, Sabby, and Max to break out the toothfish and grab a bite. :D
by Elwood Blutarsky
Thu May 28, 2020 8:26 am
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about
Replies: 921
Views: 225997

Re: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about

Peanut meets an eccentric pointer dog only to find out said canine is his biological father.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Fri May 08, 2020 12:16 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/05/08 - It’s Hilarious
Replies: 31
Views: 1673

Re: 2020/05/08 - It’s Hilarious

As a Costa Rican, it's my civil duty to tell you that that scene is a poorly depiction of San José, like not accurate at all... and they only got one incredibly small detail right. But you know, Hollywood... Unsurprisingly they shot that scene in Hawaii like the rest of the on location stuff. Craig...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Fri May 01, 2020 12:13 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/05/01 - Social Commentary
Replies: 41
Views: 2318

Re: 2020/05/01 - Social Commentary

A Jurassic Park spoof? Oh this is going to be a fun one. In real life the stuntman who gets eaten was played by ex-MLB player Jophery Brown. The following year he was famously the one at the wheel during filming of the bus jump scene in the movie "Speed." So under no circumstances let Draig drive in...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Thu Apr 16, 2020 11:35 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/04/15 - TV Binging
Replies: 32
Views: 3278

Re: 2020/04/15 - TV Binging

Nice to see the main bunch again. I kind of like how while Housepets has become a more ensemble cast over the years but Peanut and Grape are still as the main characters and they still get into all kinds of fun. I hope Rick isn’t expecting people to know what a “cobra twist” or a “bat wing” is. Thi...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Tue Apr 14, 2020 12:55 pm
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about
Replies: 921
Views: 225997

Re: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about

And then in a twist it turns out he actually is, seriously surprising Zach. "Team Nerd" faces a conundrum when a new D&D group in town with other dogs, cats, and even some humans offers Dallas a dungeon master role only for him to decline as he seems more comfortable playing second fiddle to Joey an...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:41 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/04/03 - Satiate Your Hunger
Replies: 56
Views: 9191

Re: 2020/04/03 - Satiate Your Hunger

Rick this is a Family-Friendly comic why is a cat SeDUCTiveLY LICkinG A bONE Because it's funny. There's something hilarious about both that and Fido missing the mark completely. After all these years - Sabrina wants the kittens. *bricks* I don't think Fido can actually give her that but you never ...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Wed Apr 01, 2020 12:09 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/04/01 - Party Pooper
Replies: 38
Views: 5314

Re: 2020/04/01 - Party Pooper

All will be forgiven once she sees the party sub they got for this.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Sat Mar 28, 2020 9:07 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/03/27 - Exactly What Spot Would Have Done
Replies: 18
Views: 2490

Re: 2020/03/27 - Exactly What Spot Would Have Done

You can almost hear the Superman theme kick in for a second as Spot saves the day. Slick move Canine of Steel.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Sat Mar 28, 2020 9:02 pm
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about
Replies: 921
Views: 225997

Re: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about

Due to a mixup Tiger receives a $1,200 stimulus check from the federal government. Hilarity ensues as he uses all of it a local pizzeria, saving it from having to close down and throwing the greatest pizza party ever when he finally achieves his lifetime goal of buying more pizza than he can ever ea...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:59 pm
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Headcanons
Replies: 432
Views: 61906

Re: Headcanons

Dallas' owner is also a Star Trek fan. They bond over watching episodes of the The Next Generation and Enterprise together.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:05 am
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Housepets! In a Poker Tournament - Who would win?
Replies: 29
Views: 4569

Re: Housepets! In a Poker Tournament - Who would win?

Tarot would be hilarious in poker.

"I'm all in!"
(Tarot reads mind)
"With a two of diamonds and a seven of spades? I'm calling your bluff."
by Elwood Blutarsky
Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:02 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/03/25 - Well Turn Me Into A Newt
Replies: 18
Views: 2696

Re: 2020/03/25 - Well Turn Me Into A Newt

Jim-Jim is getting put through a lot in this arc. He's really working to earn his upcoming spinoff comic "Spot (Superdog)'s Pal Jim-Jim." Anyone else think Stripe looks more like a dog in this arc. Peanut is getting better at drawing her...or maybe he's just starting to channel a little Tarot into h...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Sun Mar 22, 2020 9:22 pm
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Housepets! In a Poker Tournament - Who would win?
Replies: 29
Views: 4569

Re: Housepets! In a Poker Tournament - Who would win?

I would probably take King because as a former human he likely played poker at some point with his experience being invaluable here. Otherwise I'd likely take one of the police dogs, Ralph and Fido seem like they would be smart and stoic enough to win some hands. Bino would cheat but he's too dumb a...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:46 pm
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about
Replies: 921
Views: 225997

Re: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about

The cats probably handle it well and the dogs flip out and want to go outside. Alternatively the humans realize that only humans can get the illness, find out about Thomas' transformation, and then bug him endlessly at the zoo about how they want to transform to duck the bug. Thomas chews everyone o...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:05 pm
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about
Replies: 921
Views: 225997

Re: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about

Watching replays of the Olympics, Pueblo becomes fascinated with acrobatics. Gale, however, does not share his enthusiasm and is not at all encouraging. Then Pueblo discovers someone who is actually a superb gymnast but keeps his talents hidden. Tha'ts the little cat's first challenge, to try to pe...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Thu Mar 19, 2020 9:52 pm
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Wild Mass Guessing
Replies: 2736
Views: 896717

Re: Wild Mass Guessing

I bet Jasper would be ready to help but the mice might get the better of him.

Karishad has unlocked the secret of perpetual motion in his free time. It doesn't do him much good though, he's a fox so what's he going to do with it.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Wed Mar 18, 2020 12:01 am
Forum: The Comic
Topic: How do you feel about Spot comics?
Replies: 98
Views: 28680

Re: How do you feel about Spot comics?

I think they are a fun diversion. A nice chance for some superhero parodies and a good breather for breaking up the action between more intense story lines. We just came off the emotional one with King and Sasha and a long intense one with Marion and Lois; these a nice break for some fun.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Sat Mar 14, 2020 12:25 am
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about
Replies: 921
Views: 225997

Re: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about

Never mind that guano, here comes Mungo!
by Elwood Blutarsky
Fri Mar 13, 2020 1:58 pm
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about
Replies: 921
Views: 225997

Re: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about

The planned route of a new highway has to be rerouted into River Ridge after the initial route is deemed impassible due to the unmovable remains of a cursed temple blocking it. This immediately makes the land near the town of River Ridge super valuable and prompts Celia Milton to develop a scheme to...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Fri Mar 13, 2020 1:31 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/03/13 - The Secret
Replies: 19
Views: 5246

Re: 2020/03/13 - The Secret

The theater is totally justified in charging that. Last time Spot (Superdog) went to catch a flick there with his cape out the resulting battle with the Cyborg trashed three screens.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Fri Mar 06, 2020 7:21 am
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about
Replies: 921
Views: 225997

Re: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about

...he is an animal rights activist but a mean one who opposes the ECP for "not letting animals be animals" and harasses owners for not setting their pets free from "oppression."... So, a member of PeTA? Side note, Steward is Steward's last name, so Steward's twin would likely also be Steward. You c...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Fri Mar 06, 2020 1:26 am
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about
Replies: 921
Views: 225997

Re: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about

Steward is revealed to have an identical twin named Melville who is the polar opposite of him to everyone's detriment. The still human Melville supringly turns out to be "the evil twin" as he is an animal rights activist but a mean one who opposes the ECP for "not letting animals be animals" and har...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Tue Mar 03, 2020 4:14 pm
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Wild Mass Guessing
Replies: 2736
Views: 896717

Re: Wild Mass Guessing

Fiddler and Keys grew up in the shelter. Delusional Steve somehow taught them both to play music to make them more adoptable...and so he'll be able to call in a favor to get them to put a band together for a concert if the shelter ever ends up needing money fast to avoid closing.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Mon Mar 02, 2020 3:28 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/03/02 - Safe Spot
Replies: 38
Views: 9323

Re: 2020/03/02 - Safe Spot

I like the brick joke about King's boingy nub of a tail. Why is everyone going for that thing tonight?
by Elwood Blutarsky
Mon Mar 02, 2020 3:22 pm
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Wild Mass Guessing
Replies: 2736
Views: 896717

Re: Wild Mass Guessing

Henry Milton purchased Pete's temple for a song. Specifically it was his spectacular rendition of Bonnie Tyler's "Total Eclipse of the Heart."
by Elwood Blutarsky
Mon Mar 02, 2020 3:13 pm
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about
Replies: 921
Views: 225997

Re: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about

Jata comes back to try to get revenge on Sabrina and kidnaps her and Fido and the rest of the K-9s have to rescue her. Kevin gets to tackle Jata and declares it to be the best day ever. Peanut, Tarot, Grape and Maxwell all go to Canada to spend some time with Res and see how things are for him. Tur...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Fri Feb 28, 2020 1:07 am
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Why is Olive called Olive?
Replies: 18
Views: 5762

Re: Why is Olive called Olive?

She's named after Bailey's favorite garden; the one with the breadsticks. :D
by Elwood Blutarsky
Sun Feb 16, 2020 5:53 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/02/14 - A Terrifying Scene
Replies: 39
Views: 9592

Re: 2020/02/14 - A Terrifying Scene

I love the Hitchcock-like edits paying tribute to that scene. We never see the brush actually get him. :lol:
by Elwood Blutarsky
Sun Feb 16, 2020 5:51 pm
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Wild Mass Guessing
Replies: 2736
Views: 896717

Re: Wild Mass Guessing

NHWestoN wrote:Bronson will get a spin off of his own. It will be very short.
It'll be like 10 strips of him doing whatever it is that humans do in Babylon Gardens. Probably sitting around and playing Fortnite.