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by Elwood Blutarsky
Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:45 am
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about
Replies: 996
Views: 235795

Re: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about

An alternate spin on the above after an incident mocking his squirrelly status Marion becomes bound and determined that no matter what the cost he's going to regain his humanity "no ifs, ands, or buts." As a lesson the Great Kitsune shows him a "glimpse" of a future where he'll find a way to do just...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Tue Sep 15, 2020 9:03 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/09/14 - The Mouse Returns
Replies: 43
Views: 1567

Re: 2020/09/14 - The Mouse Returns

I like Fido's "confused dog" head tilt in the last panel. Spo seems like the kind of guy who would backpack around Europe to "get ready for college" and then just brag about that constantly instead of actually going to class. Looks like this is going to be an arc. Wonder what kind of craziness is go...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Mon Sep 14, 2020 12:19 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/09/14 - The Mouse Returns
Replies: 43
Views: 1567

Re: 2020/09/14 - The Mouse Returns

This is Spo's first speaking role since 2015 and his first appearance since 2018. Welcome back. :mrgreen: Not pictured is what the tattoo says, specifically "I Love Cheese." Spo doesn't, he just made the mistake of getting a tattoo in Wisconsin and telling the artist he was "okay with anything that ...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Tue Sep 08, 2020 12:03 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/09/08 - Pitch Meeting
Replies: 19
Views: 554

Re: 2020/09/08 - Pitch Meeting

"So I hear you have a pitch for me?" "Yes sir I do you see..." "Hey, you aren't that other guy. You're a ferret. Ferrets can write and talk?" "Yes sir we can." "Writing and talking are tight. But aren't those tasks like that super hard with your tiny ferret body and pitiful mustelid brain?" "Nah, it...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Mon Sep 07, 2020 12:46 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/09/07 - Tennis Shoos
Replies: 12
Views: 426

Re: 2020/09/07 - Tennis Shoos

Thank goodness Maxwell was playing with the pups and not Novak Djokovic. Innocent people could have been hurt otherwise instead of just him.

Jokes aside I like Sancoon's style with this one. It's colorful and over the top and looks like a TV cartoon. Maxie's instant humbling is very in character.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Mon Aug 31, 2020 11:52 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/08/31 - Driving King Crazy
Replies: 16
Views: 383

Re: 2020/08/31 - Driving King Crazy

I love this one. The obvious punchline and the subversion are great as is the humor of why Peanut and Grape would recruit King to drive them anywhere.

Earl is a mechanic and it makes sense he'd buy a stick. He's a probaly a car enthusiast.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Mon Aug 17, 2020 4:38 pm
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about
Replies: 996
Views: 235795

Re: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about

“Blue (Heeler) Thunder” In a parody of the movie “Blue Thunder,” a shady aircraft corporation develops a highly-advanced, military-grade stealth helicopter and issues it to the River Ridge Police Department for “testing.” In reality they plan to start stirring up trouble to assure the chopper has a ...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Fri Aug 07, 2020 12:56 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/08/07 - Skipping This Bit
Replies: 13
Views: 387

Re: 2020/08/07 - Skipping This Bit

Skip the hacking, let's have Maxwell go the full on Roy Scheider on it from that other Spielberg monster blockbuster. Of course if it goes that route they'd need a bigger boat.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Wed Jul 29, 2020 12:23 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/07/29 - Winner Eats Loser
Replies: 21
Views: 702

Re: 2020/07/29 - Winner Eats Loser

North Star gets his revenge for Pueblo besting him in the woods.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Fri Jul 24, 2020 11:55 am
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about
Replies: 996
Views: 235795

Re: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about

The police dogs end up as Kanine Keystone Kops in a send up of silent era films via an exaggerated adventure pitting them against a literal mustache-twirling old timey Snidely Whiplash-esque villain. Fox and Kevin borrow Bill's motorcycle to try and outrace a train after their foe ties Sasha to the ...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Wed Jul 15, 2020 9:39 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/07/15 - Educational Experience
Replies: 27
Views: 894

Re: 2020/07/15 - Educational Experience

Argent wrote:
Wed Jul 15, 2020 7:00 am
IceKitsune wrote:
Wed Jul 15, 2020 12:51 am
That is going to be quite the pain to clean up.
Don't forget they flooded the house again already.
This is really a big budget Imaginate. I like the creativity in their adaptation.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Wed Jul 15, 2020 9:36 am
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Headcanons
Replies: 544
Views: 69473

Re: Headcanons

Breel's last words before his death that landed him in Heaven were unfortunately "Hey, watch this."
by Elwood Blutarsky
Wed Jul 15, 2020 9:04 am
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about
Replies: 996
Views: 235795

Re: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about

King, formerly Joel Robinson, discovers that he not only has a half brother he never knew about, named Mike Nelson, but that after his arrest and disappearance by chance Mike was the one hired to replace him in his janitorial position at a local institute. Unfortunately by the time our favorite Pemb...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Wed Jul 15, 2020 8:44 am
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Wild Mass Guessing
Replies: 2779
Views: 915262

Re: Wild Mass Guessing

Bino lets slip that Sasha can play tennis, a game Duchess reeeeeeeeally wants to learn. So Bino gets Sasha and her pal, Daisy, to give her lessons but forgot one thing - they're both pretty inept at it. I would not mind seeing that arc at all, if only to see Duchess getting smacked by tennis balls....
by Elwood Blutarsky
Tue Jul 14, 2020 11:06 am
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Wild Mass Guessing
Replies: 2779
Views: 915262

Re: Wild Mass Guessing

Karishad once set fire to the rain. Don't ask how.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Mon Jun 29, 2020 12:27 am
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Wild Mass Guessing
Replies: 2779
Views: 915262

Re: Wild Mass Guessing

What's the Deal with What Chicken... Proposal 1. What Chicken is a Timelord who uses its powers over space and time to go wherever pets are making jokes about chickens. The local henhouse is its T.A.R.D.I.S. Proposal 2. It's actually just Sten in a chicken suit and he acts gutsier when he wears it. ...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Mon Jun 22, 2020 12:13 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/22 - Let It All Out
Replies: 34
Views: 1469

Re: 2020/06/22 - Let It All Out

"A huge Tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer. Well I suppose that proves they're really not all bad..."

Welp, Sabby bought it. Tough luck there.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Wed Jun 03, 2020 9:48 am
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Wild Mass Guessing
Replies: 2779
Views: 915262

Re: Wild Mass Guessing

Kevin's owner is another cop who has a side job as the defensive coordinator for the local high school football team. This is where he picked up his tackling obsession.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Tue Jun 02, 2020 1:57 pm
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Wild Mass Guessing
Replies: 2779
Views: 915262

Re: Wild Mass Guessing

Ace will join the Air Force and one day be the first Corgsky to shoot down five enemy planes, thus justifying her name. Also her middle name is Robin giving this a whole extra layer of military humor.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Tue Jun 02, 2020 1:54 pm
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Headcanons
Replies: 544
Views: 69473

Re: Headcanons

Lester wanted to be a lumberjack when he grew up. Leaping from tree to tree as they float down the mighty rivers of British Columbia. Ultimately that's why it didn't work. He did try it but while he was good at cuting down trees and eating lunch he ultimately found the buttered scones weren't great...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Mon Jun 01, 2020 3:01 pm
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Headcanons
Replies: 544
Views: 69473

Re: Headcanons

trekkie wrote:
Wed May 27, 2020 6:31 pm
Bailey follows college basketball.
Safe to say her favorite teams would likely be UConn, Michigan Tech, and the University of Washington. I bet her habit of barking at smaller dogs carries over to Gonzaga, Butler, Louisiana Tech, Boston University, and Wofford.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Mon Jun 01, 2020 1:32 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/01 - End of Year Twelve
Replies: 30
Views: 1581

Re: 2020/06/01 - End of Year Twelve

The CD is downloading narration with the voice of Richard Kiley. Grape spared no expense.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Mon Jun 01, 2020 12:13 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/01 - End of Year Twelve
Replies: 30
Views: 1581

Re: 2020/06/01 - End of Year Twelve

Congratulations on the achievement to the talented artist. "Housepets" has definitely proven to have real staying power.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Thu May 28, 2020 12:52 pm
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Wild Mass Guessing
Replies: 2779
Views: 915262

Re: Wild Mass Guessing

The entire Imaginate: Jurassic Park arc has come about thanks to a product placement deal from Jeep. Mitsubishi take note, it's not too late for Imaginate: 2 Fast 2 Furious if the price is right.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Thu May 28, 2020 8:30 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/05/27 - Dinner Theater
Replies: 26
Views: 1014

Re: 2020/05/27 - Dinner Theater

This whole arc was actually just a thinly veiled ruse for Grape, Sabby, and Max to break out the toothfish and grab a bite. :D
by Elwood Blutarsky
Thu May 28, 2020 8:26 am
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about
Replies: 996
Views: 235795

Re: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about

Peanut meets an eccentric pointer dog only to find out said canine is his biological father.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Fri May 08, 2020 12:16 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/05/08 - It’s Hilarious
Replies: 31
Views: 2173

Re: 2020/05/08 - It’s Hilarious

As a Costa Rican, it's my civil duty to tell you that that scene is a poorly depiction of San José, like not accurate at all... and they only got one incredibly small detail right. But you know, Hollywood... Unsurprisingly they shot that scene in Hawaii like the rest of the on location stuff. Craig...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Fri May 01, 2020 12:13 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/05/01 - Social Commentary
Replies: 41
Views: 2877

Re: 2020/05/01 - Social Commentary

A Jurassic Park spoof? Oh this is going to be a fun one. In real life the stuntman who gets eaten was played by ex-MLB player Jophery Brown. The following year he was famously the one at the wheel during filming of the bus jump scene in the movie "Speed." So under no circumstances let Draig drive in...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Thu Apr 16, 2020 11:35 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/04/15 - TV Binging
Replies: 32
Views: 3696

Re: 2020/04/15 - TV Binging

Nice to see the main bunch again. I kind of like how while Housepets has become a more ensemble cast over the years but Peanut and Grape are still as the main characters and they still get into all kinds of fun. I hope Rick isn’t expecting people to know what a “cobra twist” or a “bat wing” is. Thi...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Tue Apr 14, 2020 12:55 pm
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about
Replies: 996
Views: 235795

Re: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about

And then in a twist it turns out he actually is, seriously surprising Zach. "Team Nerd" faces a conundrum when a new D&D group in town with other dogs, cats, and even some humans offers Dallas a dungeon master role only for him to decline as he seems more comfortable playing second fiddle to Joey an...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Fri Apr 03, 2020 12:41 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/04/03 - Satiate Your Hunger
Replies: 56
Views: 9914

Re: 2020/04/03 - Satiate Your Hunger

Rick this is a Family-Friendly comic why is a cat SeDUCTiveLY LICkinG A bONE Because it's funny. There's something hilarious about both that and Fido missing the mark completely. After all these years - Sabrina wants the kittens. *bricks* I don't think Fido can actually give her that but you never ...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Wed Apr 01, 2020 12:09 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/04/01 - Party Pooper
Replies: 38
Views: 5731

Re: 2020/04/01 - Party Pooper

All will be forgiven once she sees the party sub they got for this.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Sat Mar 28, 2020 9:07 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/03/27 - Exactly What Spot Would Have Done
Replies: 18
Views: 2697

Re: 2020/03/27 - Exactly What Spot Would Have Done

You can almost hear the Superman theme kick in for a second as Spot saves the day. Slick move Canine of Steel.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Sat Mar 28, 2020 9:02 pm
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about
Replies: 996
Views: 235795

Re: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about

Due to a mixup Tiger receives a $1,200 stimulus check from the federal government. Hilarity ensues as he uses all of it a local pizzeria, saving it from having to close down and throwing the greatest pizza party ever when he finally achieves his lifetime goal of buying more pizza than he can ever ea...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Thu Mar 26, 2020 10:59 pm
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Headcanons
Replies: 544
Views: 69473

Re: Headcanons

Dallas' owner is also a Star Trek fan. They bond over watching episodes of the The Next Generation and Enterprise together.
by Elwood Blutarsky
Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:05 am
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Housepets! In a Poker Tournament - Who would win?
Replies: 29
Views: 4887

Re: Housepets! In a Poker Tournament - Who would win?

Tarot would be hilarious in poker.

"I'm all in!"
(Tarot reads mind)
"With a two of diamonds and a seven of spades? I'm calling your bluff."
by Elwood Blutarsky
Wed Mar 25, 2020 9:02 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/03/25 - Well Turn Me Into A Newt
Replies: 18
Views: 2911

Re: 2020/03/25 - Well Turn Me Into A Newt

Jim-Jim is getting put through a lot in this arc. He's really working to earn his upcoming spinoff comic "Spot (Superdog)'s Pal Jim-Jim." Anyone else think Stripe looks more like a dog in this arc. Peanut is getting better at drawing her...or maybe he's just starting to channel a little Tarot into h...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Sun Mar 22, 2020 9:22 pm
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Housepets! In a Poker Tournament - Who would win?
Replies: 29
Views: 4887

Re: Housepets! In a Poker Tournament - Who would win?

I would probably take King because as a former human he likely played poker at some point with his experience being invaluable here. Otherwise I'd likely take one of the police dogs, Ralph and Fido seem like they would be smart and stoic enough to win some hands. Bino would cheat but he's too dumb a...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:46 pm
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about
Replies: 996
Views: 235795

Re: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about

The cats probably handle it well and the dogs flip out and want to go outside. Alternatively the humans realize that only humans can get the illness, find out about Thomas' transformation, and then bug him endlessly at the zoo about how they want to transform to duck the bug. Thomas chews everyone o...
by Elwood Blutarsky
Thu Mar 19, 2020 10:05 pm
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about
Replies: 996
Views: 235795

Re: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about

Watching replays of the Olympics, Pueblo becomes fascinated with acrobatics. Gale, however, does not share his enthusiasm and is not at all encouraging. Then Pueblo discovers someone who is actually a superb gymnast but keeps his talents hidden. Tha'ts the little cat's first challenge, to try to pe...