Housepets!

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They fall in mouth. I then spit them out on TUBM.

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I'm the hyena that ate google.

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Speaking of oddly colored animals, how would Grape react to Mungo?

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You get a significantly less fancy hat.

I insert a giant cat statue.

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/\ Is silly and random

< Was not listening to music, but is now tempted to

\/ Likes hyenas more than lions.

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I'm the apple the doctor choked on.

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I slap you for not knowing what a cantaloupe is.

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Be trapped in a void as I would live longer, and have free entertainment.

Would you rather turn everything you touch into gold or become a ghost, unable to touch, speak to anyone, or be seen by anything.

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Nope.

HYE worn a sombrero?

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I'm the raspberry eskimo færy that beat the wizard with giant metal #'s until he turned into a cat and started a talk show with a dimension-hopping walrus.

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/\ Is screwing the rules.

< Is often times very random.

\/ Is noticeably less random.

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I slap you with salmon for not being a cantaloupe.

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I smash the phone repeatedly with a cardboard cut-out of a purple elephant in a wedding dress. I then drop the aforementioned cut-out on TUBM.

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We hereby forbid all helping!

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You get toaster.

I insert a pot of gold. It's filled with spiders.

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Is it just me, or is Mungo getting cuter with each comic?

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Did Ace sleep through King's implied stream of profanities, or is Bailey cycling through the pups she carries?

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Granted, but now you can't leave.

I wish for exploding mangos.

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I throw under-ripe mangos at you.

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I would rather be mean to everyone than to only be mean to people I don't hate.

Would you rather have giant ears or a giant nose?

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Alarmingly

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You bet fire.

I insert a fake head.

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Burning spoon.

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Banned for already being banned.

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I pressB. OH NO! THE BEES ARE ATTACKING.

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The ability to only make this face

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Arise my mango corpse golems!

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Polymerization

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No.

TUBM has met someone with a fear of balloons.

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True. It isn't "Soak Your Feet In Chicken Fat Day."

TUBM has met more than 3 of their cousins.

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Granted, but now your in a doomed timeline where everybody dies.

I wish for King as a puppy.

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You get a head that's always screaming.

I insert TUBM.

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True.

TUBM has handed someone a dead chicken.

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Granted, but next thing you know, you wake in a puddle of your own vomit from anise overdose screaming "I am one with the ferals" at the top of your lungs.

I wish for this wish to be corrupted.

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Nope, just here.

TUBM wonders why we have

as a face.

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Granted, but now it's the only thing on it.

I wish that this wish could not be corrupted.

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False.

TUBM likes mangos.

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You get an orange tie with green polka-dots.

I insert an infinite sided die.

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8/10

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