Housepets!

well, that escalated quickly. Ok I had to make an account to ask this. Given that the forest is basically full of Zach's Zealots. I figure everyone Jessica knows is gunna have a spazzfest about this when they find out. What do you think they are gunna end up calling her? ...oh dear. i see much annoy...

Is it wrong that i don't ship Zach/Jess?