Housepets!

"My wife was the one who handled the kitchen."

O.o How on earth did Squeak...? Because mass of mouse versus cooking stuff... Y'know what, 'cuz comic, that's why! *chooses oblivious answer*

Four times per year? Why people so many times wants to destroy the Christmas? o.o

I mean, I know why I do, but wow, didn't realize there was so much competition. Guess I'll just have to get started early next year.

Poor Zach. All this is what comes of finding and pressing a random button. Been there, bunnybro.

As one who's stumbled along an opossum skeleton in his back yard before, they gots canine teeth like you wouldn't believe. Behind them is a bit of a gap, then the premolars and molars start. Plus there's about six or so incisors per jaw (I might be off, but that's what I recall). Expert credentials:...

Yay first post ever! Hope for being wrong, but I see a more cynical resolution. Zach realizes that even though he's not a deity, people expect things of him, and gives Jessica the medicine to take back anyway, whether it perpetuates the falsehood or not. Jessica accepts the gift, 'cuz y'know, whatev...