Housepets!

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Wish granted, but every time you turn a page you get papercuts.

I wish that I can cause explosions at will

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Wish granted but they usually ignore you ;-;

I wish that I could have infinite amounts of chocolate

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~~NEIN~~ NINE!

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Guys guys guys guys guys guys here's my skype thing whatever you wanna call it thing talk to me please I'm lonely and it's storming and stuff and help meeee

I'm done now

Here

It's spotsistoowhiteandnerdy

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I chop you to bits and sprinkle you over a bowl of ice cream

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^Is wrong! I also don't have an interest in it
< is super bored
v Is also super bored

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I stab you with a claw!

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Well, English of course, and I'm learning to speak German. Fun stuff

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"When in doubt, go to the library" - Ron or Harry or somebody, in reference to Hermione being in the library

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Oh goodie. I once had a dream about me and some people from a site going and buying burritos. It was weird. Oh, and a cuple days ago, I had a really ''fun'' dream. So, I dreamt that me, my parents, and my English teacher were all secret agents. We were on a mission to save some dogs from a train sta...

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Hmm, well. It all started a long time ago (roughly a year ago) when I joined a little game called Platform Racing 2. I made an account called spottedfang the cat (still my main account, and I still go on) and I ended up making some good friends. Ever since then, I used variations of spottedfang, and...

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Hmm. Quick question. Who all has Animal Crossing: New Leaf? I just got it not too long ago and I wanna see if anyone wants to do something sometime

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I just ate two whole bowls of Chips and Salsa. It was really good salsa.
And the chips were good too ouo

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I poke your eye with a needle!

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Blastoise?

If you pull on this pokemon's tail, you will be cursed!

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Bananas! Wait... That's not a pasta dish ;-; Well, I guess it would be Spaghetti. Spaghetti is goooood c:

Favorite Book Character?

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I tackle you!

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I claw you viciously!

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Because we don't have four

Why didn't my eyesight improve when I stuck a carrot in my eye?

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I bite your arm and don't let go!

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Wish granted, but you can't eat it because it is stuck in an indestructible dome.
I wish for a cat!

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I sneak up behind you and stab you

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Because it wants privacy

Why can't I fart rainbows?

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False! But I've considered it.

TUBM has had tea in the past 24 hours

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Just saw the most recent episode and FLUTTERGUY RETURNS. Oh lawdy. Pinkie was being such a jerky jerk D: I love how Big Mac did a bit of singing, that was so cool. I really liked this episode, it was fabulous. And we saw mysterious rhyming zebra again, whee.

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So, we have this Jack Russel Terrier. We have had her since two weeks before my mom found out she was pregnant with me (And she's still alive! But I'm not very old, so its not too surprising) When I was a tiny baby, before I could sit up, she'd drop a ball on me. I'd sort of hit it off of me or some...

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Gosh, I haven't read anything interesting lately besides The Hunger Games, and one of the most recent Warriors book, Dawn of the Clans #2 (Not the most recent, but fairly so). Have some silly nonsense Clearsky related Warriors Spoilers: Clearsky's a real genuine buttfaced foxheart. He kicked out tha...

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I have had some weird dreams lately, so, I will share them! Let's Start with the weirdest one I've had recently: Okay, so in said dream I was walking down the sidewalk to the local theater. I went in there, and came across a claw machine. I played the claw game and won, but I won a creepy doll. The ...

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Oh, there's a 3DS topic, I didn't see it o3o
Anyways, I'm too scared to put my code here, but if someone really wants my code, I'd be happy to give it out if they pm me! I've got X, and the next time I go out, I'm heading to Gamestop in hopes of acquiring Animal Crossing and PMD: Gates to Infinity :3

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I dump a bowl of cheerios on your head
And then stab you with the spoon

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Will we ever know?

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I pour hot coffee on you and while you're distractedly getting it off, I push you into a Volcano!

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I throw a big pointy rock at you

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Granted, but the butter is poisoned and also tastes of rotten eggs
I wish for a giant Non-poisonous delicious cake

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I untie my leg, and fall on your head!

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I fall off said pole and use it to whack you on the head.

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I blast you with a party cannon!

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I send a Charizard after you! Use Flamethrower HAHAHA

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I viciously stab you with a plastic fork

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^ Is wrong, I just ate dinner (and a spicy pepper nom nom nom)
< Feels so loved
V Is sleepy

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