Housepets!

Granted; the show is promptly cancelled

I wish for parkways to be called driveways and vice versa.

Not in the slightest.

I can keep a rhythm with no metronome; can you?

The country of Switzerland actually doesn't exist; it's actually a scientific experiment disguised as a nation.

The Stepan Company, in New Jersey, is the only company the United States Government allows to import coca leaves (which is the natural source for cocaine). The Stepan Company extracts these cocaine crystals from the leaves; they then send the leaves to the Coca-Cola Company and the cocaine crystals ...

Pure intimidation?