Housepets!

Kyuunado

Noooo my paper! Throws it I the bin and creates new paper with my mind.
I drop a paper weight.

Kyuunado

You are banned for not noting I stated "as are you" referring to a previous post. Your argument is invalid.
Also Ima take a break to let other people speak, kinda dull with three of us...

Kyuunado

I grab the feather and use it as a quill to write an angry letter to my member of parliament.
I drop a pot of ink.

Kyuunado

Granted, you cannot fly. Meet mr tiddles, he is a cat!
I wish I could enter the Internet like in the matrix (without the murderous robots)

Kyuunado

36, good evening to you CrystalWind!

Kyuunado

I retrieve it. "Noooo! It's no longer a collectible!!!"
Drops to the floor dramatically.

Kyuunado

Granted, you have a strawberry fossil.
I wish I could transform.

Kyuunado

As are you for proving my own good sire!

Kyuunado

It was a swear jar. I use the jar as a footstool.
I drop a limited edition version of Wind Waker.

Kyuunado

Ummm, you can't smell that right?

Kyuunado

You are banned for not allowing anyone to interject good sir! As am I! Well played...

Kyuunado

My profanity filter collects the insults.
I drop a swear-jar.

Kyuunado

Holy cow why am I on fire!?

Kyuunado

You my good sir are banned for enlongating a sentence for too short an attention span.

Kyuunado

Granted, your little bow is pink and complements your hair perfectly.
I wish I had a IQ of 300.

Kyuunado

I have tried the new mystery dungeon, it's pretty good though they need a new plot line. In explorers of darkness I am unbeatable, Sceptile, Raichu, Leafeon and a Kyuubi (Nine tails)

Kyuunado

Granted, your broadband has kersploaded, making you have to wait hours to watch a short video.
I wish I was taller.

Kyuunado

You are banned for banning democracy which means I am banning democracy which means I am banned, this is a cycle.

Kyuunado

Granted, but it has lumps and old vegetables in.
I wish I had a 50 inch TV

Kyuunado

You are banned for banning when banning elsewhere would seem ligitimate.

Kyuunado

Yes but the eyes closed isn't necessary.
I can play any game console, even the N64, properly. Can you?

Kyuunado

Now that you mention it that does sound pretty stupid...

Kyuunado

Nope, never owned one.
HYE called someone else mum or dad by mistake?

Kyuunado

Are they?

Kyuunado

Granted, but you get lots of jokes about keeping your feet on the ground and cannot land ever, rendering doors useless.
I wish time was truly subjective.

Kyuunado

Nope, no such place exists in British education.
HYE injured yourself dancing?

Kyuunado

Your not, open your eyes!

Kyuunado

Yes, his name was Dave. We are great muckers now.
HYE broken a console belonging to a relative/friend?

Kyuunado

Granted, You have an egg. Congratulations on becoming a father/mother.
I wish I could teleport.

Kyuunado

I destroy robocop, it's a robot bar fight!
I arm Wall-E to the teeth! ...metaphorically speaking. And drop a Gatling gun.

Kyuunado

TUAM is mistaken, in that it has and likely never will change.

Kyuunado

Runs away with both retro consoles.
I drop a terminator. ( I'll be back)

Kyuunado

TUAM likes canines, web comics and Pokemon. High five!

Kyuunado

I get trapped in the bubble and float away. As would realistically happen underwater.
I drop a Sega Gamegear.

Kyuunado

Granted, but you have become attached to... Uh... detritus.
I wish I had a tail or nine.

Kyuunado

No, that's pretty stupid doing the five finger pell. Hey its stupid enough so why tempt providence with a blindfold?
HYE played Animal crossing for a few hours then had a powercut? *rage*

Kyuunado

Granted, it is a pre-war used PTRS-41 and can hardly hit a tank, nor eliminate a fly.
I wish I could lip read.

Kyuunado

Nope, the closest is an electric guitar and those really hurt.
HYE trapped your hand in a car door?

Kyuunado

I grab the spikes and do what robotnik could not.
I drop the EGG carrier. (SA2 for reference)

Kyuunado

Granted, but your device appeals to the police stating it has been touched inappropriately. You are arrested again.
I wish I could break the sound barrier by running.

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