Housepets!

Come on King, remember what Kitsune said http://www.housepetscomic.com/2010/07/14/never-believe-its-not-so/ The reward that is "coming soon" was obviously Bailey, so then there are other rewards if you continue to play the game. That, and you're much better as a dog, so as much as it stink...

Wait...he has one arm, so how did he "acquire" all of those big non-flatscreen heavy TV's by himself?