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Nineteen Gerry had no time for the local Police as she headed to the teleport room. Midnight and Amy had located the family’s destination at the local starport. A quick search had uncovered two liners leaving shortly and they had no clue as to which one. She’d already told the locals to lock the sta...

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At this point I feel like there is no fixing the whole website and that one day it is going to crash out for good and it won't be able to be brought back despite everybody's best efforts. I think it would just be better if they made a whole new website and forum which would suck because we would lo...

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Eighteen They’d been going down a long time, Turva thought, wondering how frightening it was that he’d been underwater this long without feeling the need to surface due to lack of air. Whatever these people had done to him and his young friend that he could feel in the fluid behind him He wanted to ...

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Seventeen Turva looked his new friend over and it became apparent that they hadn’t been changed in the same ways. Delap seemed to have sharper teeth than he did. The finned tail was also unique to him… well, unique to him between the two of them. Also the way he ate, tearing apart fish like he was b...

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Sixteen Amy pushed the passenger seat back quite some distance and Marcus knew he’d have to adjust that when Dalton returned to his side. He’d extended Amy the courtesy of letting her drive whilst they were checking shuttle sales and purchase companies but Gerry had just commed in that the wife and ...

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Fifteen The locals had chipped in, supplying three officers to assist Keila and Gerry in their search of the shopping centre but they’d turned up nothing. It was like the two had simply disappeared, as Keila complained to Gerry, next to the homeware shop that took up a good twenty percent of the top...

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Fourteen Gerry readied herself for entry and had her firearm prepared as the cleaning rodent at the Motalodge announced she was coming in and opened the door. The agent shooed the cleaner back and made an entry, stepping into an empty room where the fan hadn’t been turned on so the room was too warm...

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Nice to see you, H! And the gel is back too... Thirteen Turva felt as though he’d been drugged. Perhaps he had. There was a pounding in his head, a tingling in his extremities that fought him opening his eyes to the dazzling fire of white that panicked him with being ascending to the white hot layer...

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Twelve “I should drive,” Amy insisted as they stepped out onto the summer hot colony world, crunching sand under foot and Marcus put a hand over his eyes to scan the horizon. He stepped back to the shuttle and plucked a cap from Keila’s hand, placing it on his head so the visor protected his eyes fr...

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Eleven “I get why you’re heading back to the colony with our little swimmer,” Dane said, sat behind his desk as Gerry imposed on the other side without trying, “but why are you leaving agent Furbright here?” He played with the cup he usually kept in his sideboard before putting it down on the table....

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Ten Breathing like a fish. Turva was more alarmed by the fact he wasn’t more shocked about it than he was by the fact he could do it now. The treatment they must have given him whilst he slept must, he considered, have something in it that makes you accept the alterations beyond what the godlings in...

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Hugs Hiraoka. Nicks their wallet so they have to return.

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Nine Marcus put his hand on Harrison’s arm, trying to get his attention. The armour shifted it’s head towards him and he reckoned he had achieved his aim. <“What,”> he heard, making him jump slightly as he realised the microphone part hadn’t been damaged. Was the Equinna just giving in to rage? Perh...

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Eight The door hissed as the airlock opened. Harrison’s probe had, hopefully, sealed the inside before the electric charge raced up the line he’d laid out. The Equinna had a second to disconnect before the charge hit his suit and the line unlinked. “It would have fried half the systems if I’d been i...

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Seven The Dayrin left orbit, having dropped off the family and their ship and headed out to where the Militia had summoned them. Gerry had considered having Marcus and Dalton travel down to the planet to keep an eye on the family but, instead, had acquainted herself with the local law in case they n...

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And this starts off with a short scene seen in the last 'Loper' story. From the other side. Six. Gerry was already at her desk as Amy strode into the IOC office aboard ship as the Dayrin rescued the civilians and noted she was talking on the screen to a Lappinean officer she knew from the files and ...

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Five The cell was black. Blacker than he’d seen in the depths of water around home. He could feel the hum of something he assumed was an engine creating a faint vibration in the ship but it wasn’t like it was moving through the seas around the islands. He remembered it being above the land but such ...

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Well, it's close enough. I did ask permission first.

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Did you note the name of the Quollan helmscreature?

Nath Hausan?

That's Hlaoroo, that is...

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Four Dane had his considerations to make now. A signal had come in from a crippled civilian ship needing repairs after an encounter with a micro meteor when the deflection systems failed. They weren’t far away from the situation so it shouldn’t be that much of a diversion. He understood the need for...

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Three The quartet sat on the four sides of their tiny table in the Hawkrin shuttle, with Amy hovering, golem-like, in the corner of the room. Dalton had almost been going to offer his seat out of gallantry but he’d recalled her always telling him that she did not need to sit and changing it, last ti...

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Two Evangeline Gerry sat in her quarters, going over the last few missions of her IOC team. They’d succeeded by the skin of their teeth on Xanda, with Dalton’s bugs managing to sabotage the bomb at the last minute following advice from his work partner Marcus, the Celican having claimed he’d seen it...

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((Called it that rather than a normal title as I don't much mention the heroes until the end of the part.)) One Turva lay on his back on the hillside, away from the filming set and blinked at the stars overhead. Sometimes they moved and it wasn’t as though it was the satellites they had up there tha...

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Nola swallowed, taking a breath. "It's the human who... lives with us. There's a few might... not be nice but most of them are." She entered the number and handed the phone to Simon.

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"Besides which, Lucky," David remarked, "I'm Military and I trust you. What does that say?"
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"Naw," Scruff dismissed. "Well, 'casionally nick stuff to eat and like that. But nothing really bad, like."

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" Ummm, " Leslie said, looking down at himself and grinning. " Chocolate marbul? " ----------------------------------------- " Well, there's always room for crossover, " Sally opined hopefully. " And you don't eat your friends, " Juniper added brightly, "...

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The next tale is underway... But not posting for a bit.

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And we end with some Spaceballs gags... 77 Hawle sat in his room as Raven worked on organising the repair crews with Katara’s help. The Rodomont’s Chief Engineer had dispatched crews to the Fallir and the Peygan as a gesture and they were working on supplying whatever the Loper neede and Hawle was s...

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76 Grovan accepted the hug from Sarah as he stepped foot on the Loper’s bridge and taking in the overly familiar things he’d forgotten he remembered. He’d never really gotten on with the Human but he still considered her something of a friend, even it it was just following her on the Galnet servers ...

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NHWestoN wrote: ↑Sat Apr 04, 2026 4:14 pm HAH !! And I'm excited to read it. So there, Gateway Goons.

I KNEW there was a secret reader around!

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75 Hawle couldn’t help but notice things had gone a little quickly in the last ten minutes. The Lappinean ship that had been coming in had decided not to as the Rodomont had got there before them and they were beginning to count the dead and Hawle was noting there were far fewer Lappineans from the ...

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74 Queezle staggered against the wall or bulkhead or whatever you wanted to call it on a ship like this. He pushed himself off and down the passageway towards the rear of the ship and, hopefully, a shuttle. He’d learned to fly one a few years ago and he still understood the principles of flight. He ...

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73 The Loper travelled back along the topside of their latest chosen target, swapping fire as they went. The directional weapons atop the Lappinean ship scarred along the topside of the Loper as it was the side facing the top of the Lappinean ship. The Loper’s main weapons thudded into the shields a...

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72 “Dawton, is anyone hailing us,” Hawle asked, holding to his chair as the ship shuddered and Match reported the shields were down to thirty percent efficiency. The ceiling bowed contemptuously in the middle and the Captain gave a second’s thought as to why they did that before landing on the salie...

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71 Four against two and no sign of the Peygan as the Lappineans considered they’d won the day. Or night. Or whatever time it was in Hawle’s mind as he kept the engagement with the vessel facing them. Or, rather, passing by their side as they angled to take on the vessel targeting the Fallir whilst t...

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70 Hawle sat back in his chair and considered his next move as the Fallir slipped and slid between asteroids, desperately trying to stay out of the firing paths of the Lappinean ships as they reduced it’s cover. “Let’s start this as if we don’t know it’s a trap. Dawton, put us on general comms.” He ...

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Dances with Hlaroo until Serence throws me away and takes over.

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69 “Are we flooring it, Sarah,” Hawle asked, almost running onto the bridge as they slid through space towards the location of the distress call. Once more he jumped for his chair and Sarina, who’d just moved from the seat caught him and placed him down on the chair. “Thanks, Sarina. Good job we’ve ...

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Yay! A warm Ginga!

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68 “I have ten minutes before Captain Chanderra pops in,” Hawle told Harvey as they both sat in his personal quarters, Hawle drinking from a glass of water as the Jondhal relaxed on a settee that wasn’t as stained as his was, “so what do you have for me on my compatriot’s manner?” Harvey thought abo...

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