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Hugs D-Rock. Coz I can't hug his mother, I don't know her...

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Julian watched Heather 'play' and smirked wryly. "Show-off," he said. "Can I get one of those? Call me something like... Dove?" He kept a close eye on the combat.

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THREE The shuttle stayed low, sliding across the northern continent at a speed that would would leave the cars they normally drove in the dust. Corp Davidstow rested his elbow on the window next to his seat and looked out at the landscape underneath them as Patcha Karl wondered if she could get ano...

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NHWestoN wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 05, 2021 10:18 am

Argent wrote: ↑
Fri Mar 05, 2021 4:44 am

NHWestoN wrote: ↑
Thu Mar 04, 2021 11:31 am

Escape for Pandemonium, I guess.
He already did that.
Perhaps merging will make his status "permanent"?

Permanent as in temporary until Euodant wipes the planet clean of all life.

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What I want is what I want but power doesn’t work in a void; giving me means at the Earth’s cost will, I swear, leave me quite annoyed. How dare you talk of my ego and the fact that I’m impatient as you talk of destroying worlds and ten billion souls abatement? I won’t look worried at this new turn;...

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The obligatory 'office' scene. TWO Feldar Jones was in early at base today, making up for staff down with a stomach bug from the meat in the cafeteria. He mused on how close they’d come to arresting the old manager for several offences in the Health & Safety book but had settled for handing the case...

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Points to new story.

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The next of my stories. Inspired by/ripping off N.C.I.S., IOC are the federal Investigation division for the Unified Security Council, keeping watch over Council bases and operations as well as interplanetary and interstellar threats. The Pandera team, headed by Human/Feline cross Feldar Jones, cons...

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I'm thinking that NegaBreel should have listened to Eudoant and not cut him off because if he does manage to merge with Breel and take his mortality and Eudoant does strip the Earth of that then it will be NegaBreel that will end up getting obliterated. It's called teasing the audience. See Tamberl...

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I spot a cliff-hanger coming; I bet I’m not the only one. It is the path that takes us there in which we’ll find Devilish fun. A short-sighted little Demon interrupts the big guy’s chat. His hate for Breel so mighty fired he reacts like a total brat. I don’t see him as being like Todd, crammed full ...

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NHWestoN wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 01, 2021 8:43 am
So, pineapple on a pizza? ... well ... um ... since you asked me ... ah ... no.

As someone from New England...

Fried Lake Bass on a Pizza?

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" The trouble with non fatal weaponry, " Corp told Hive as he headed to get between the creature and Lewis, " is that, when the enemy won't be stunned, the weapons become more of a threat to YOU than them. " Noting the effect - or reaction - the guns had had on the creature, the Mouseman in armour f...

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NHWestoN wrote: ↑
Mon Mar 01, 2021 2:27 am

Happy Saint David's Day, Welsh! Can you put leeks on pizza?

You can put anything on a Pizza. The question is whether you should.

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The road to heck is paved with Hawaiian Gold... He doesn’t know they’re coming here so Steward’s on the slower path; Pineapple on his pizza top and no bubbles in his next bath. ‘Masterchef Pandemonium’ is won by Euodant each year for his way of blending spices with the tense tang of sweet, sweet, fe...

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Scritches behind Tinnier's ears.

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So that's a 'no' to the ear scratch?

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Our Zach has an endearing trait, doubting himself, without reason. Jess knows that he’ll come through for her, without a doubt; any season. She keeps him safe, she keeps him sane as seen right here, in Samcoon’s strip. She really needs to tell him, though, to calm down and to get a grip. Their love ...

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If permitted, gives Tinnier a scratch behind the ears.

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Val, you need to be careful here. You're beginning to use phrases that are easily taken to be problematic, argumentative, personal and insulting. Perhaps it's time to understand that the sides here aren't sides to a door that's ajar but to one that is shut. At some time it may open but not now. It n...

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D-Rock wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 27, 2021 12:41 pm
No, it’s just that y’all have been unable to convince me, and it’s not like this unease is new.

Some are uneasy with it, some aren't. I can live with that.

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D-Rock wrote: ↑
Sat Feb 27, 2021 10:39 am
I’m still not convinced of all of that being okay. Even Keene was a bit turned off on the idea of Henry dating his mom, so standards do seem to be implied.

Nothing QUITE like your step-dad moving in on your mom(!)

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Is that Cherry?

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A tail of love from Tinnier, featuring good guys Keene and Breel. Does he know now, whilst reading that, that he really was quite the heel? Nothing says honour like a pool filled to the limit jell-o. Money madness makes bad Badgers rise from the pack and say ‘hello’. The fight for others was too str...

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TUAM doubts himself.

And he really shouldn't. He has talent.

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"Uh, hang on," Chip called, "wouldn't it be better if he sat down? We have chairs, sir!"

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Yes, he can be
his own nightmare;
brought up by Val
for all to share.
Love matters more
than species does.
Coughee details,
causing a buzz.
You’re not dirty,
my little friend;
you’re for Bailey,
whatever the end...

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Well, thanks for saying it but you're no Bailey, bud.

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Amazee Dayzee wrote: ↑
Thu Feb 25, 2021 1:35 pm
I think he gets a thrill out of doing this. Though one of these days he will take it too far and she's actually playing possum and kills him

Fixed that for you.

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Kari forgets the rules
of predator and prey;
it’ll cause some trouble
‘tween him and Jess some day.
Tinnier has some fun
as Jess just gets a shock;
Kari needs to run
before she gets a rock.
Zach can’t save the prank Fox
when his love back up;
where she’s gonna hit him…
I hope he wears a cup.

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After listening to Mist talk, Julian spoke quietly to Heather again. "I don't like the sound of that," he confided. "Either she's not as good as she's been saying or she's been holding back and someone's going to get hurt..."

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What’s more surprising, Marv?
The consumption of fruit
or that he got it wrong
and ate the waxy loot?
Tinnier tales tell
the ballad of your bro;
logical eating here
would just spoil all the show.
So just be kind to him
and leave the Apple out.
After all, it’s not you
at whom they’re gonna shout...

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Up in Heaven the boys still play, the mightiest stick to be thrown. As Val shows us, in Fox’s mind, just how powerful he has grown. Dragging the reaper from the Styx, where he was chatting with Charon; Stu shows he’s pulling the leg (off) And Dino there just plays along. A surreal nightmare in the d...

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Juniper lay on the bed, next to the lightly snoring Flash and shifted herself so she could feel his breath on the front of her muzzle. " I wonder what you're dreaming of, " she asked quietly, stroking his cheek with a paw. " Probably outracing Cats, eh? " ------------------ " That, " Chip said, crin...

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I think Richmond Acres needs you, bud.

And Chip keeps trying to claim this is a normal day(!)

EDIT. Nertz. Was supposed to be a PM. Ah, well, never mind...

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Havana Hare:- Maybe I should do it next time? Can you imagine his face?

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A testament to strength and a ship that splits the fandom; this interval by Val is both profound and quite random. Coughee finds a good way to show the aching truth of love. Writing your names in bark is longer lasting up above. Down here the tree’s wither and break off, right down at the stem. Find...

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Andy could guess at what Sandy was talking about. " Never fill a fruit bowl at eleven o'clock at night, " he told Holly. " Mistakes are easily made " -------------------- Kaylee caught the spud on her claws and thought about Jacket Potatoes for a second. " Andy probably wanted you to eat more Vegeta...

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"Never would anyway, Mr Lucky," Scruff whispered back. "I like 'em all too much. And you," he added, slipping a sly kiss onto Lucky's muzzletop as only an innocent child can.

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" You have it, essentially, correct, Flynn. Down through history it also indicated who you thought could take your child on if the worst happened to you. That, thankfully, has lessened now as the godparents were not always the best people to care for a child. One person's view on strictness, for exa...

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WHAT. THE. ACTUAL. WHAT. Well, the truth is... Insert Action scene with violence and noise and blood and guts. Did you get all that? Everyone has a dark part, even if they’ve forgotten; a part they don’t accept, one that’s truly rotten. The last part of our Breel shows how ‘it’ first found Keene; I...

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