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by Welsh Halfwit
Sat Jul 04, 2020 2:48 am
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: HPU - Richmond Acres
Replies: 15989
Views: 2086297

Re: HPU - Richmond Acres

Watt lowered his voice again, still playing at the secret. " Well, " he said, " I used to find people kept talking to me, hmm, what what? Got in the way sometimes. So I started a trick to stop them. [/size]" He grinned. " Now only the few I WANT to talk to know I don't need to say 'what what' at the...
by Welsh Halfwit
Fri Jul 03, 2020 3:50 pm
Forum: The Comic
Topic: 2020/07/03 - Mirror Mirror
Replies: 13
Views: 213

Re: 2020/07/03 - Mirror Mirror

So Pueblo is illiterate even after six plus months in the ECP? Or he can read and think his character can't? There is NO chance that Gale would let him remain illiterate. And he does wear clothes with words on. https://www.housepetscomic.com/wp-content/uploads/2018/09/2018-10-01-predatory-business-...
by Welsh Halfwit
Fri Jul 03, 2020 12:06 pm
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: HPU - Richardson Valley
Replies: 10307
Views: 1743500

Re: HPU - Richardson Valley

" Possibly a room or.. Ack! " Scruff cried out as his head suddenly dropped several dozen degrees for a moment. He put himself in an instinctive 'hawk' shape, trying to stop all the water getting on his drawing as it dripped. After a second or two, he wheeled around but stopped himself from demandin...
by Welsh Halfwit
Fri Jul 03, 2020 12:40 am
Forum: The Comic
Topic: 2020/07/03 - Mirror Mirror
Replies: 13
Views: 213

Re: 2020/07/03 - Mirror Mirror

That is way too close for comfort. Oh, I don't know. Max looks comfortable to me. It’s smart to drive, on reflection, away from the huge pursuer. Of course, staying up top is bad if you could’ve used the sewer. Maxcolm isn’t quite safe, old Cat, in the back of a ‘Calvin’ car. You’ve got to shift th...
by Welsh Halfwit
Thu Jul 02, 2020 3:39 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Say What the users avatar is Thinking!
Replies: 18332
Views: 1516476

Re: Say What the users avatar is Thinking!

Well, I can make my eyes bigger than dinner plates to hypnotise Humans to give me their Sausages!
by Welsh Halfwit
Wed Jul 01, 2020 2:51 pm
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: HPU - Richardson Valley
Replies: 10307
Views: 1743500

Re: HPU - Richardson Valley

"Well," David said gently to Jay, "that is no longer true. We'll advise if we think you're going to hurt yourself but you've got a lot more freedom now, yeah?"
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Scruff looked over to Sam. "Sonds fun, Sam," he said mischievously, "Are there paints?"
by Welsh Halfwit
Wed Jul 01, 2020 1:26 am
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Say What the users avatar is Thinking!
Replies: 18332
Views: 1516476

Re: Say What the users avatar is Thinking!

Ta-Dahhhh! Now I've pulled back from the camera, you can see it's ME! Lemmee in?
by Welsh Halfwit
Wed Jul 01, 2020 1:25 am
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What have you noticed about the User above you?
Replies: 8273
Views: 965082

Re: What have you noticed about the User above you?

TUAM is happy again!
by Welsh Halfwit
Wed Jul 01, 2020 12:21 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/07/01 - Looking For Grant
Replies: 11
Views: 231

Re: 2020/07/01 - Looking For Grant

You can’t always save who you want, you have to take the one who’s there; I know it sounds quite the old bore but it really is the most fair. Pull the cardboard rubble off him; it really does nothing for Max. It covers his natural looks and shows up all the wounding cracks. And just how did they dri...
by Welsh Halfwit
Mon Jun 29, 2020 9:24 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/29 - Jinxed It
Replies: 14
Views: 341

Re: 2020/06/29 - Jinxed It

Frank wrote:
Mon Jun 29, 2020 9:05 am
Of course, little Tim is the perfect person to point this out

Seriously, he is
Yup, he's the best.

He's Ace.
by Welsh Halfwit
Mon Jun 29, 2020 4:45 am
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: HPU: Apollo City
Replies: 1532
Views: 537609

Re: HPU: Apollo City

" Of course, Kelly, " Francis replied politely. " Out of interest, with the shows and films you have available, which one do you think Tegan might like to see with me next? " He wondered if she'd respond. With her permission, he was trying to encourage her to gently broaden her programming by encour...
by Welsh Halfwit
Mon Jun 29, 2020 4:36 am
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: Non-HPU: Beacon of Hope
Replies: 4074
Views: 932026

Re: Non-HPU: Beacon of Hope

" Always used to hate school, " Jenny replied wistfully. " Never had them on the colony, y'see? First time I was really in them was when Agent Miles took me to Earth. Almost got chucked out three times. " She pulled herself from reverie. " So your family visited yesterday? How'd all that go? " Is it...
by Welsh Halfwit
Mon Jun 29, 2020 12:35 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/29 - Jinxed It
Replies: 14
Views: 341

Re: 2020/06/29 - Jinxed It

It’s no typo in panel #1, Olive just hasn’t learnt to spell. Her person may not get the chance as things here are not going well. The Dino’s on destruction course, flipping cars over with it’s tail. Young Ace, of course, finds time to talk; that one’s knowledge will never fail. If ‘Malcolm’ here box...
by Welsh Halfwit
Sat Jun 27, 2020 7:26 am
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Say What the users avatar is Thinking!
Replies: 18332
Views: 1516476

Re: Say What the users avatar is Thinking!

I'm, uh, really not a star. Please don't gaze at me?

Please?
by Welsh Halfwit
Fri Jun 26, 2020 9:32 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/26 - Getting Prehistoric On Your Tail
Replies: 19
Views: 506

Re: 2020/06/26 - Getting Prehistoric On Your Tail

LunarFox wrote:
Fri Jun 26, 2020 9:22 am
[Craig's enjoying this too much, isn't he?]
As of panel #4, I'd say No. He's not enjoying this at all.
by Welsh Halfwit
Fri Jun 26, 2020 9:25 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/24 - A Little Irritant
Replies: 14
Views: 464

Re: 2020/06/24 - A Little Irritant

Just got the double pun of the title. A little Irritant could be referring to the spray irritating the eyes or the fact that Craig is the biggest 'Little Irritant' in Housepets!
by Welsh Halfwit
Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:48 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/26 - Getting Prehistoric On Your Tail
Replies: 19
Views: 506

Re: 2020/06/26 - Getting Prehistoric On Your Tail

Gbr23 wrote:
Fri Jun 26, 2020 2:14 am
Chicken got Craig, now let’s see who’s next on the list... bad news Pueblo
I do hope that's a light, rubber, crowbar.
by Welsh Halfwit
Fri Jun 26, 2020 1:11 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/26 - Getting Prehistoric On Your Tail
Replies: 19
Views: 506

Re: 2020/06/26 - Getting Prehistoric On Your Tail

You’ve got it the wrong way around, old Cluck, it’s meant to be the Fox that attacks you. And who invited you to this anyway? It’s clear that you haven’t got a clue. Attacking a young child with a crowbar? I’m sorry but that scenario’s really dark. I hope this fowl fiend’s bitten too much in the con...
by Welsh Halfwit
Thu Jun 25, 2020 10:11 am
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: HPU - Richardson Valley
Replies: 10307
Views: 1743500

Re: HPU - Richardson Valley

Scruff watched it go. " I didn't know Chickens used the toilets, " he said to no-one in particular. ------------------------ " We'd probably best wait for Fletcher, yeah, " David agreed. " She'd probably want to hear it too. " He looked down at Jay's drawing. " You're good at that, " he enthused. " ...
by Welsh Halfwit
Wed Jun 24, 2020 3:19 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2019/07/19 - Self Incrimination
Replies: 53
Views: 9668

Re: 2019/07/19 - Self Incrimination

I'd offer support but I get the feeling that what you want most of all is for us NOT to ask so I'll just say you can pm me with gripes anytime.
by Welsh Halfwit
Wed Jun 24, 2020 3:15 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/22 - Let It All Out
Replies: 34
Views: 620

Re: 2020/06/22 - Let It All Out

Amazee Dayzee wrote:
Wed Jun 24, 2020 2:53 pm
So is the foot coming down ON them or is the foot stomping next to them since it looks like the foot is above them.
If it's ON then, suddenly, Squeak is feeling jealous and doesn't know why...
by Welsh Halfwit
Wed Jun 24, 2020 7:03 am
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: Non-HPU: Crater City
Replies: 735
Views: 198319

Re: Non-HPU: Crater City

"Many thanks, good Mist," Julian said, giving his feline friend a head nod as he headed in and waited his turn. "Err, just a Shamrock - provided the green means mint, not Zucchini. Um and a Large Chicken burger, please. Mayo's fine but hold the veg."
by Welsh Halfwit
Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:21 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/22 - Let It All Out
Replies: 34
Views: 620

Re: 2020/06/22 - Let It All Out

CunningFox wrote:
Tue Jun 23, 2020 7:15 pm
I bet Karishad would be interested in that paw.
And Squeak.
by Welsh Halfwit
Wed Jun 24, 2020 12:16 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/24 - A Little Irritant
Replies: 14
Views: 464

Re: 2020/06/24 - A Little Irritant

Young man, don’t ask about the rain, at least your eyes are covered. The answer lies in Peanut’s brain; but mom and dad will be bothered. Craig runs into a Rockstar’s Axe as he attempts to flee the isle. Ned’s attempt to slip through the cracks has made this one Dinosaur smile. You knew the truth, d...
by Welsh Halfwit
Tue Jun 23, 2020 12:52 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Say What the users avatar is Thinking!
Replies: 18332
Views: 1516476

Re: Say What the users avatar is Thinking!

Nnnnnnnope. Excuse me, I just have to go, uh, over here.
by Welsh Halfwit
Tue Jun 23, 2020 9:47 am
Forum: Out of Character
Topic: Non HPU: Beacon Of Hope OOC
Replies: 2263
Views: 666147

Re: Non HPU: Beacon Of Hope OOC

Do you have any of those 'reclamation' charities nearby? They may be able to sort you out with a cheap, temporary, replacement.
by Welsh Halfwit
Mon Jun 22, 2020 10:56 am
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Rate what the user above is listening to
Replies: 3225
Views: 846537

Re: Rate what the user above is listening to

7/10 How very jolly.

This one surprised me the first time I finished the game on a Game Boy advance It's almost like a prize for beating the game. THIS is the theme that plays over those little speaker...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLFSJgW9vSY
by Welsh Halfwit
Mon Jun 22, 2020 12:11 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/22 - Let It All Out
Replies: 34
Views: 620

Re: 2020/06/22 - Let It All Out

Breaking in is hard to do (Try ctrl-alt-delete-F2) it’s easier to get a car and eat the wonderful lawyer. Kids now all screaming in fear as mighty Rex star comes by here and Sabrina’s role goes to waste in a squirt of tomato paste. Run kids, run kids, run for your life; from the monsters of fear and...
by Welsh Halfwit
Fri Jun 19, 2020 1:59 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/19 - Fluid Physics
Replies: 17
Views: 384

Re: 2020/06/19 - Fluid Physics

Eheheh, that's a famous scene, one of the few I know from this movie without having watched it. Funny way to ridicule it. :P The proof of the water is indeed needed to see the vibrations. ;) And then, a wild lawyer suddenly goes to drink it, that's really concerning. :lol: Yeah, I see, it's hard to...
by Welsh Halfwit
Fri Jun 19, 2020 8:14 am
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: What have you noticed about the User above you?
Replies: 8273
Views: 965082

Re: What have you noticed about the User above you?

TUAM may call his home a 'Cub'byhole.
by Welsh Halfwit
Fri Jun 19, 2020 2:21 am
Forum: The Comic
Topic: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about
Replies: 915
Views: 224522

Re: Arcs that would never happen, but are fun to think about

And Grape did 'something' that meant Tarot wouldn't let them use her mind as a holodeck again.
by Welsh Halfwit
Fri Jun 19, 2020 1:29 am
Forum: Out of Character
Topic: HPU: Apollo City OOC
Replies: 218
Views: 263489

Re: HPU: Apollo City OOC

Added to my last post.
by Welsh Halfwit
Fri Jun 19, 2020 12:16 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/19 - Fluid Physics
Replies: 17
Views: 384

Re: 2020/06/19 - Fluid Physics

And now we get to an iconic scene, one for which we have waited quite a while and, if nothing else goes right in this day, at least Sabrina has made young Draig smile. Millions of Dollars down and water tremors is the thing most people will remember. (Although, of course, the Raptor scene later, hun...
by Welsh Halfwit
Thu Jun 18, 2020 11:49 am
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: Non HPU: Zootopia
Replies: 516
Views: 366815

Re: Non HPU: Zootopia

"Absolutely, Dawn," Bailey said, having enjoyed the kiss. He gave a wry grin. "Suppose I'd better go get a shirt on or something, eh?"
by Welsh Halfwit
Wed Jun 17, 2020 12:31 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/17 - It Was Swordfish
Replies: 18
Views: 426

Re: 2020/06/17 - It Was Swordfish

Never even seen 'Homestar Runner' so I have no clue what the punchline is. Ah, well, had to miss one sometime(!) Things are failing fast in the world of the cardboard fence and, judging by their faces, things are getting pretty intense. Nedry’s gone for late night walkies; he’s cut out and left the ...
by Welsh Halfwit
Tue Jun 16, 2020 7:44 am
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Say What the users avatar is Thinking!
Replies: 18332
Views: 1516476

Re: Say What the users avatar is Thinking!

Sir, you're gonna need to step back from the doorbell camera so I can see you.
by Welsh Halfwit
Mon Jun 15, 2020 4:49 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/12 - A Simple Plan
Replies: 34
Views: 681

Re: 2020/06/12 - A Simple Plan

You mean of course that it was TANK candy machines and not YANK candy machines as that was typo? Unless there are some yankee candy machines that come from New England or the north and that is what you were referring to. XD Yank is kinda the general term for an American that's used in Europe. Look ...
by Welsh Halfwit
Mon Jun 15, 2020 2:56 pm
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: Non-HPU: Crater City
Replies: 735
Views: 198319

Re: Non-HPU: Crater City

" A cheap SUV, Gregg, " Julian asked. " Oh, I was hoping to be an old MG Sports car at least. " He heard Heather's explanation and relaxed slightly. It seemed to put him more at ease, the indication being he wasn't going nuts. " I suppose I'm ready for something to drink, " he said after getting out...
by Welsh Halfwit
Mon Jun 15, 2020 8:43 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2020/06/15 - That’s (That’s)
Replies: 15
Views: 409

Re: 2020/06/15 - That’s (That’s)

Argent wrote:
Mon Jun 15, 2020 8:37 am
SeanWolf wrote:
Mon Jun 15, 2020 6:45 am
Now where did they get the budget for the rainbow? xD
That's what they're using those expensive SGI graphics workstations for.
Or Sabrina did a little trick.
by Welsh Halfwit
Mon Jun 15, 2020 12:45 am
Forum: Roleplaying
Topic: HPU: Apollo City
Replies: 1532
Views: 537609

Re: HPU: Apollo City

" Me, " Francis replied as they headed along the ship. " Oh, no, no. After mom and... sis - but THAT'S a longer story than I knew - left us, I was kinda swaddled in cotton wool until we got here. Everything catered for by Anidroids. Rarely allowed to leave the house by myself. " He snorted. " Rarely...