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by Perfesser_Bear
Thu Jun 16, 2016 11:25 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2016/06/15 - Tuggawar
Replies: 42
Views: 14085

Re: 2016/06/15 - Tuggawar

[ Tuggawar ] Title Text: *wash rope in boiling water* Best Dad! :D I suspect King has his end marked. How does King fit that phone in his collar? Hammerspace; the collar is infinitely huge on the inside. Right, the same way the GEICO Gecko always has his handy -- although it's as big as he is! Hamm...
by Perfesser_Bear
Tue Jun 14, 2016 11:22 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2016/06/13 - Not Entertained
Replies: 57
Views: 14025

Re: 2016/06/13 - Not Entertained

THIS... IS...
Well, actually, it's Babylon Gardens...



Oh, and Obbl, Owl wishes you a
HIPY PAPY BTHUTHDTH THUTHDA BTHUTHDY.
by Perfesser_Bear
Fri Jun 10, 2016 11:49 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2016/06/10 - Dog Wash
Replies: 51
Views: 13626

Re: 2016/06/10 - Dog Wash

"I have dog germs! Get hot water! Get some disinfectant!"
by Perfesser_Bear
Thu Mar 17, 2016 11:37 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2016/03/14 - Little House In The Woods
Replies: 32
Views: 7648

Re: 2016/03/14 - Little House In The Woods

Xane wrote:Can 2 crazy raccoons live with a skunk without disaster?
In the name of the Opener, what fun would that be?
by Perfesser_Bear
Fri Mar 11, 2016 11:43 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2016/03/11 - The One Tower
Replies: 40
Views: 9766

Re: 2016/03/11 - The One Tower

Well, I get that Jessica is a feral Opossum and isn't used to all the modern 'conveniences'. So, why doesn't the Fox have the same aversion? Easy: he's Karishad.

(That's like 42 -- it just explains life, the universe and everything!)
by Perfesser_Bear
Fri Feb 19, 2016 12:31 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2016/02/19 - I Got the Power
Replies: 25
Views: 9489

Re: 2016/02/19 - I Got the Power

NeoWolf wrote:Who's in charge of this whole "Flip That Den!" project?
Well, the Toob Rats are heavily invested. It's their TV show.

No doubt about it, Karishad is a genius. (Locking up my tools, now).
by Perfesser_Bear
Wed Feb 10, 2016 12:41 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2016/02/10 - In The Dark Of The Night
Replies: 29
Views: 6688

Re: 2016/02/10 - In The Dark Of The Night

Please folks, don't think too unkindly of Cory and Trinket. They weren't responsible for their actions, they were... board...
by Perfesser_Bear
Thu Oct 15, 2015 11:49 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/10/14 - A “La” King
Replies: 53
Views: 16257

Re: 2015/10/14 - A “La” King

"I'm puttin' on my Ptah hat, Tyin' up my white lie, Brushin' off my tails..." Well, he could have done... I just wonder it that headgear qualifies as a Ptah -pera hat? Thanks folks, I'll be here all week. Save your bricks and used produce for the next guy, just throw money. But seriously, folks, le...
by Perfesser_Bear
Wed Sep 30, 2015 12:35 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/09/30 - Communication Without Communing
Replies: 56
Views: 14621

Re: 2015/09/30 - Communication Without Communing

Love means... Getting away with yanking your Significant Other's chain now and then. This particularly becomes a question of Serious versus Metaphorical when you're both dogs... On the 'Hon' question: My parents still called each other 'Hon' after 57 years of marriage, until the day my Dad passed a...
by Perfesser_Bear
Sat Sep 19, 2015 8:21 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/09/18 - On A Wing And A Prayer
Replies: 37
Views: 7751

Re: 2015/09/18 - On A Wing And A Prayer

That's funny. Grape never looks so feminine as she does when she's asleep.

And not being disturbed (* looking at you, Peanut *).
by Perfesser_Bear
Wed Sep 02, 2015 12:18 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/09/02 - KITTY
Replies: 57
Views: 9042

I Would Sell My Sole...

Neolithic Era, you say? When I was young and poor and made my living walking, I would frequently need the heels or soles of my boots replaced -- much less spendy than a new pair. There was always the question of brand and material. The wise cobbler recommended against the Neolite neoprene, "Too sli...
by Perfesser_Bear
Fri Aug 28, 2015 9:15 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/08/28 - Are We When Yet?
Replies: 75
Views: 18266

Re: 2015/08/27 - Are We When Yet?

At least Peanut still has his bag.. What do you think is in it? Peanut's messenger bag always contains the essentials: whatever book he is reading at the moment, his camera, a 3-ring binder with lined paper, pens and pencils, a juice box, his namesake sandwich (in case he gets hungry) and of course...
by Perfesser_Bear
Mon Aug 17, 2015 11:36 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/08/17 - How Does He Do That
Replies: 67
Views: 10615

Re: 2015/08/17 - How Does He Do That

Is Karishad Kitsune's little helper? Because that is a little bit of a coincidence. :lol: That would violate Gibbs' Rules: Rule 39: There is no such thing as coincidence. Karishad is the personification -- or vulpinification -- of Chaos. He is the Deus ex Machina necessary to move the story along a...
by Perfesser_Bear
Mon Aug 17, 2015 10:16 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/08/14 - The More Things Change
Replies: 47
Views: 12295

Re: 2015/08/14 - The More Things Change

The grasshopper thing was weird, but there have been more freakier things in the comic. https://www.housepetscomic.com/2008/10/03/stop-the-revolution-i-want-to-get-off/ And here I thought you were going to link us Sasha's description I know, right? This is why Sasha and Kevin are such a perfect cou...
by Perfesser_Bear
Mon Aug 10, 2015 11:40 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/08/10 - Some Things Are Universal
Replies: 31
Views: 7248

Re: 2015/08/10 - Some Things Are Universal

Fun fact: deliberate mummification didn't begin in Egypt until about 2600 BC. So Satau probably genuinely doesn't know what Earl is joking about. Well, Wikipedia says "about 3400 BCE," but if Satau comes from 5000 BCE (still around 1,600 years earlier), it doesn't make any difference to him. After ...
by Perfesser_Bear
Fri Aug 07, 2015 7:39 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/08/07 - Rules And Statutes
Replies: 63
Views: 13476

Re: 2015/08/07 - Rules And Statutes

Kitsune's such a jerk, not helping them out. Please note, however, he left them a hint. If she noticed it. Part of his hint is right under her nose. The other half is in his last piece of dialogue. You know, Satau is probably better off in Babylon Acres in the present than in proto-egypt 7000 years...
by Perfesser_Bear
Tue Aug 04, 2015 2:12 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/08/03 - Even More Secrets
Replies: 60
Views: 12999

Re: 2015/08/03 - Even More Secrets

I thought about it a while, and remembered this strip: http://www.housepetscomic.com/comics/2011-12-09-from-the-inside-out.png Cast: Uncle Deadeye, Natalie, "Four Finger Discount" Jack, Elaine, Poncho, Zoo Wolves, Karishad. If appearances don't deceive (and they might ) Natalie is pretty closely re...
by Perfesser_Bear
Tue Aug 04, 2015 11:54 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/08/03 - Even More Secrets
Replies: 60
Views: 12999

Re: 2015/08/03 - Even More Secrets

Yeah, yeah: You may ask "Where did Natalie got those pics of Satau ?" And I answer "Does it matter ?" Wait - a wolf in love with a dog?! That's madness!! :o . . . How'd she get those photos of Satau so quickly? Where did Natalie get those Satau pictures? :lol: Well, we know that Peanut has a camera...
by Perfesser_Bear
Fri Jul 24, 2015 1:30 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/07/24 - Sit For A Spell
Replies: 72
Views: 15071

Re: 2015/07/24 - Sit For A Spell

Dr Ray Stantz: Fire and brimstone coming down from the skies! Rivers and seas boiling! Dr. Egon Spengler: Forty years of darkness! Earthquakes, volcanoes... Winston Zeddemore: The dead rising from the grave! Dr. Peter Venkman: Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria! They ha...
by Perfesser_Bear
Wed Jul 22, 2015 11:50 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/07/22 - Another Weird Visitor
Replies: 74
Views: 18161

Re: 2015/07/22 - Another Weird Visitor

Satau is a village in the Chobe District of Botswana, at 18°0′45″ south and 24°24′22″ east. The village is located in the eastern part of the district, which before 2001 formed part of the North-West District. Although a traditional village, Satau it has a primary school, a post office, a health po...
by Perfesser_Bear
Fri Jul 17, 2015 12:07 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/07/17 - Double Your Fun
Replies: 55
Views: 12421

Re: 2015/07/17 - Double Your Fun

Three of my favorite Housepets! couples: Jessica and Zach, Bailey and King, the Other Daryl and his appetite... :roll: He has 5k to spend. The waitress may soon be his 'significant other'. Hee, hee! Hope Daryl's a good tipper! Can he declare her as a dependent? But then, Jack may find a way to skim...
by Perfesser_Bear
Fri Jul 17, 2015 8:16 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/07/17 - Double Your Fun
Replies: 55
Views: 12421

Re: 2015/07/17 - Double Your Fun

Dissension wrote:Click this link to discuss the comic on the forums only if you would have taken the meringue pie.
You mean, taken the meringue pie... to the face!

(* ahem *)

Three of my favorite Housepets! couples: Jessica and Zach, Bailey and King, the Other Daryl and his appetite... :roll:
by Perfesser_Bear
Wed Jul 01, 2015 12:40 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story
Replies: 35
Views: 5780

Re: 2015/07/01 - Ears A Funny Story

I have used that line in the past -- almost thirty years ago -- to a jerk-at-work who was passing around pictures of his newborn son.

"Cute kid," I lied, "Who's the father?"
by Perfesser_Bear
Fri Jun 19, 2015 8:46 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/06/19 - So You Think You Can Dine
Replies: 23
Views: 6275

The Wolves are Hosting a Swine Tasting Dinner, Later.

Food fight in 5 - 4 - 3...

I'll put $10 on Tiger Arbelt, if you please. Um, can I make a side bet on, ah, is that Turkc Rakun?
by Perfesser_Bear
Wed Jun 17, 2015 4:15 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/06/17 - Different Strokes
Replies: 50
Views: 16531

Re: 2015/06/17 - Different Strokes

Naked wet pregnant Husky, now in Spin Cycle!
by Perfesser_Bear
Wed Jun 03, 2015 9:10 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/06/01 - End of Year Seven
Replies: 212
Views: 70280

Re: 2015/06/01 - End of Year Seven

Wait, why is this in Old Comic Discussion? It's still the newest comic. :| My guess is, the system has a subroutine that automagically moves the comic to the 'Old Comic' archive on the next publication day. Of course, the 'subroutine' may be a person, not software... Oh, and Corgi-Huskies are adora...
by Perfesser_Bear
Tue May 26, 2015 9:13 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/05/25 - New Zoo Review
Replies: 58
Views: 14475

Re: 2015/05/25 - New Zoo Review

This Bear is convinced: if you put it on a stick and fry it, Humans will eat it. Laws, like sausages, cease to inspire respect in proportion as we know how they are made. Hot dogs are a form of sausage, of which corn dogs are the lowest subspecies. Unlike revenge, corn dogs are a 'dish' best served...
by Perfesser_Bear
Thu May 07, 2015 11:37 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/05/06- Fair For Its Day
Replies: 44
Views: 11448

Re: 2015/05/07- Fair For Its Day

My local Town Fair always has a Petting Zoo, and the zoo always has a very friendly Australian Shepherd who acts as their Official Greeter. Unfortunately, when she's not on greeting duty, she likes to roll in exotic animal... um, exhaust. I'm sure Bailey could do a better job!
by Perfesser_Bear
Thu Apr 30, 2015 4:34 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/04/29 - A Fair Tax
Replies: 32
Views: 8735

Re: 2014/04/29 - A Fair Tax

Karishad is Vulpine for Chaos. I just know it.

The State will buy into it -- they'll love to save the money, and they don't know Karishad.

Yet.
by Perfesser_Bear
Mon Apr 27, 2015 11:54 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/04/27 - Paint The Town
Replies: 50
Views: 14176

Re: 2015/04/27 - Paint The Town

You may only click this link if you, too, are into taller girls.
Well, my most recent girlfriend was a 6'2" Farmer's Daughter. I'm about 5"11; do the math.
by Perfesser_Bear
Fri Apr 24, 2015 1:01 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/04/24 - The Secret
Replies: 40
Views: 13491

Re: 2015/04/24 - The Secret

Ring, ring! No! Itsuki had been corrupted by america D: And that ring changed hands between panels o.o ...Also, There Is No Ring. I just noticed something. Why did Earl's ring change from his left hand in panel 2, to his right hand in panels 3 and 4? That my friend is Auto-Mechanic magic. In additi...
by Perfesser_Bear
Fri Apr 24, 2015 8:27 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/04/24 - The Secret
Replies: 40
Views: 13491

Re: 2015/04/24 - The Secret

She told Itsuki to change the oil, but the Earl hasn't changed one bit! I actually had an oil change and a recall update done on the car's computer ( Flash Firmware , the hero of the 21st Century!) last week. The car runs better than it ever did! My brother worked as a mechanic for eight or ten yea...
by Perfesser_Bear
Mon Apr 20, 2015 11:18 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/04/20 - Through The Looking Glass
Replies: 43
Views: 14097

Re: 2015/04/20 - Through The Looking Glass

Well, I was right about it not working. It was short but I liked it. This is really, truly adorable. Well that was adorable and short. Nice to see that sometimes as well. But I want to agree with everyone, it was short and adorable and also funny short story I also liked it :D Well, that seems to b...
by Perfesser_Bear
Fri Apr 17, 2015 12:05 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/04/17 - Dive Headfirst Into The Future
Replies: 42
Views: 14634

Re: 2015/04/17 - Dive Headfirst Into The Future

Wow -- it sure has been a long, cold winter. Tarot's coat is longer and fluffier than ever and... ky00ter and... oh, squee... “Be careful not to swipe from four corners simultaneously.” "Don't cross the streams. It would be... bad. " Remember to cut the pieces smaller than 3/4 of an inch, otherwise...
by Perfesser_Bear
Wed Apr 15, 2015 1:58 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/04/15 - The Other Psychic Hotline
Replies: 50
Views: 17077

Re: 04/15/15 - The Other Psychic Hotline

You know, I'm not sure I'd want some digital gizmo for my psychic work. Ghosts and other spiritual entities tend to drain batteries and play havoc with electronics. The Dresden Files series of books by Jim Butcher touched on this, and Ghost Hunters and similar 'reality' shows bear it out.
by Perfesser_Bear
Wed Apr 08, 2015 11:51 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/04/08 - Eggcellent Plan
Replies: 40
Views: 10263

Re: 2015/04/08 - Eggcellent Plan

I think Falstaff's the main coon, and Truck's the secondary coon. I'm still waiting for them to do "Who's on First". But then, what about Custom? We'll have to wait until Rick posts the Imaginate! arc that introduces Babbit and Catstello . So I wonder; will Cory try to snatch Fals' and Truck's 'col...
by Perfesser_Bear
Mon Apr 06, 2015 11:54 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/04/06 - Opener Of Eggs
Replies: 64
Views: 20170

Re: 2015/04/06 - Opener Of Eggs

Boy, Falstaff is still grumpy about what the Hyoomins did to him. No sense of gratitude, that one, and he had such a great opportunity to travel and see the country. :roll:
by Perfesser_Bear
Sun Apr 05, 2015 1:08 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/04/03 - In The End
Replies: 63
Views: 20223

Re: 2015/04/03 - In The End

You know, considering Bino's brothers are in interspecies relationships themselves, Brino/Bruin/Buno could possibly be a thing, even if that might not be in the near future. Considering Bino's current relationship, his relationship with Duchess doesn't appear that much different, except a more phys...
by Perfesser_Bear
Mon Mar 30, 2015 1:30 pm
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/03/30 - Pound Puppy
Replies: 53
Views: 13920

Re: 2015/03/30 - Pound Puppy

Argent wrote:
Perfesser_Bear wrote:Max is smug. No, I really mean Max is Smug -- he's the personification -- or felinification -- of smugness.
Read that as "Max is Smaug" at first, and you know that scene with Smaug and Bilbo is awful like a cat playing with a mouse.
I like that -- very perceptive, as usual!
by Perfesser_Bear
Mon Mar 30, 2015 11:15 am
Forum: Old Comic Discussion
Topic: 2015/03/30 - Pound Puppy
Replies: 53
Views: 13920

Re: 2015/03/30 - Pound Puppy

Max is smug. No, I really mean Max is Smug -- he's the personification -- or felinification -- of smugness.