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by Sarnoff
Fri Feb 22, 2013 3:22 am
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: "When was the last time you..."
Replies: 2086
Views: 303234

Re: "When was the last time you..."

January 16 was the last time and I got thrown in jail for it. I woke up with a black eye and a big lump on the back of my head. I'm still not entirely sure why they took us to jail. Just don't fight in public again is what the guards told us.

WWTLTY you saw a Quentin Tarentino movie?
by Sarnoff
Thu Feb 21, 2013 5:17 pm
Forum: Not the Comic
Topic: Joys And Sorrows
Replies: 14246
Views: 1898356

Re: Joys And Sorrows

Great Joy: My charges got dropped! Now I can stop worrying if I'm going to be convicted or not. All it took was a lawyer, 13 hours of community service, and taking a 2 day class.
Sorrow: I'm not too sure if my appeal to stay in the dorms went well or not.
by Sarnoff
Mon Feb 18, 2013 1:12 am
Forum: Not the Comic
Topic: Joys And Sorrows
Replies: 14246
Views: 1898356

Re: Joys And Sorrows

Sorrow: My court date is today.
Joy: I don't have to waste time in court because my lawyer is handling everything.
Joy: I think I got a decent lawyer that knows how to play the system well.
by Sarnoff
Tue Feb 12, 2013 6:02 pm
Forum: Not the Comic
Topic: Joys And Sorrows
Replies: 14246
Views: 1898356

Re: Joys And Sorrows

Joy: It seems like I'll probably get my charges dropped if I do more community service. Joy: Will go to beach next week my school is like, a few minutes away from the beach. I could go every weekend if It weren't cold, I had people to go with, or I actually liked beaches. Winter is the best time to ...
by Sarnoff
Thu Jan 31, 2013 3:51 am
Forum: Not the Comic
Topic: Firearm/Survival Topic# Six shots or only Five?
Replies: 183
Views: 35735

Re: Firearm/Survival Topic# Six shots or only Five?

I'd recommend a better lighter if you want to burn anything. That kind is prone to breaking and becoming weaker than it should be. Get a Zippo or Bic. Zippos usually seem water proof so that should help in a flood, you just have to keep it full of lighter fluid.

Also, that is such a cute cat!
by Sarnoff
Thu Jan 17, 2013 1:48 pm
Forum: Not the Comic
Topic: Joys And Sorrows
Replies: 14246
Views: 1898356

Re: Joys And Sorrows

Such a Joy: I just got out of jail an hour ago. Many of the rumors are quite true I have found out... Jumpsuits aren't too bad though.
by Sarnoff
Tue Jan 15, 2013 1:56 pm
Forum: The Dead Thread Bed
Topic: Chat Thread 39: A Heartwarming Children's Movie
Replies: 1964
Views: 286919

Re: Chat Thread 39: A Heartwarming Children's Movie

I guess that's pretty true, but it seems like making money has been becoming increasingly more important than making good music in the recent years. I've always hated that argument. THe music industry has always been centered on making money. The benefit of hindsight makes older generations music s...
by Sarnoff
Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:41 am
Forum: The Dead Thread Bed
Topic: Chat Thread 39: A Heartwarming Children's Movie
Replies: 1964
Views: 286919

Re: Chat Thread 39: A Heartwarming Children's Movie

I guess that's pretty true, but it seems like making money has been becoming increasingly more important than making good music in the recent years.
by Sarnoff
Tue Jan 15, 2013 12:35 am
Forum: The Dead Thread Bed
Topic: Chat Thread 39: A Heartwarming Children's Movie
Replies: 1964
Views: 286919

Re: Chat Thread 39: A Heartwarming Children's Movie

Then again I listen to Death Metal and Punk and Industrial so what do I know... Well you know what good music is first of all..... :P Sadly a rare trait these days. Nobody understands how awesome bands like Turbonegro or The Sisters of Mercy are anymore since singers like Rhianna and Taylor Swift t...
by Sarnoff
Tue Jan 08, 2013 7:20 pm
Forum: The Dead Thread Bed
Topic: Chat Thread 39: A Heartwarming Children's Movie
Replies: 1964
Views: 286919

Re: Chat Thread 39: A Heartwarming Children's Movie

I went to college in my hometown, where the sale of alcoholic beverages is prohibited by law. = P A college without alcohol... What is this world coming to? Seeing and being around drunks on a daily basis is usually quite entertaining, an interesting experience, and an enjoyable factor of college l...
by Sarnoff
Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:47 pm
Forum: The Dead Thread Bed
Topic: Chat Thread 39: A Heartwarming Children's Movie
Replies: 1964
Views: 286919

Re: Chat Thread 39: A Heartwarming Children's Movie

I never got the idea of going to a party school. MSU certainly has a pretty active night-life/party scene but it's also a pretty darn good school. Party schools are awesome because there is always a good time somewhere. Also it's pretty fun to be able to party any day of the week so you don't get t...
by Sarnoff
Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:19 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: True or False?
Replies: 8074
Views: 1054135

Re: True or False?

ECU baby, party hard!
TUBM has more than 15 credit hours this semester.
by Sarnoff
Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:13 pm
Forum: The Dead Thread Bed
Topic: Chat Thread 39: A Heartwarming Children's Movie
Replies: 1964
Views: 286919

Re: Chat Thread 39: A Heartwarming Children's Movie

"Besides the fact you have to live in Greenville" just sums it up perfectly. As long as you don't cross the Tar River bridge from the "college" side of town to the "crack" side of town, you are alright. My cousin actually went to ECU. She didn't last long because she came down with a case of "party...
by Sarnoff
Tue Jan 08, 2013 5:14 am
Forum: Not the Comic
Topic: Your Favorite Quotes
Replies: 1933
Views: 563958

Re: Your Favorite Quotes

Don't feel like Satan,
but I am to them
So I try to forget it,
any way I can -Neil Young


Long you live and high you fly
And smiles you'll give and tears you'll cry
And all you touch and all you see
Is all your life will ever be -Pink Floyd
by Sarnoff
Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:50 am
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: True or False?
Replies: 8074
Views: 1054135

Re: True or False?

Yes, I usually write my papers the night they are due with an average length of 4-6 pages, that is how I passed English with an A-.

TUBM resolves to get better grades this semester.
by Sarnoff
Tue Jan 08, 2013 4:41 am
Forum: The Dead Thread Bed
Topic: Chat Thread 39: A Heartwarming Children's Movie
Replies: 1964
Views: 286919

Re: Chat Thread 39: A Heartwarming Children's Movie

Raleigh isn't that bad a town to live in, House. At least he didn't try to send you to ECU. Greenville is like a Demilitarized Zone! I would say that it is easily more dangerous than Charlotte or Atlanta. Hey! Greenville may be a demilitarized town but ECU is an awesome college to go to. Sure armed...
by Sarnoff
Thu Dec 20, 2012 8:49 pm
Forum: The Dead Thread Bed
Topic: The Apocalypse last words thread
Replies: 32
Views: 12174

Re: The Apocalypse last words thread

In the wise words of Nick, "If the world's goin' to ****, I'm taking a weapon."
by Sarnoff
Sun Dec 16, 2012 1:48 am
Forum: Not the Comic
Topic: Firearm/Survival Topic# Six shots or only Five?
Replies: 183
Views: 35735

Re: Firearm/Survival Topic# Six shots or only Five?

Well, I found out how much I love my shotgun on Friday by taking it out on our first real shooting experience with it at my friend's farm. First we tried skeet shooting ceramic plates with buckshot which, didn't go too well, I'm still not sure if it was the barrel length or wrong load for skeet that...
by Sarnoff
Thu Dec 13, 2012 12:13 am
Forum: Not the Comic
Topic: Firearm/Survival Topic# Six shots or only Five?
Replies: 183
Views: 35735

Re: Firearm/Survival Topic# Six shots or only Five?

Those rights and stuff are really useful to know. Remember the phrases "Am I being detained" and "Am I free to go now?" and if you are arrested you really should exercise your right to silence until your lawyer gets there. Also you need to be careful what you say when the police are asking to search...
by Sarnoff
Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:51 am
Forum: The Dead Thread Bed
Topic: Chat Thread 39: A Heartwarming Children's Movie
Replies: 1964
Views: 286919

Re: Chat Thread 39: A Heartwarming Children's Movie

I have never been that interested in organized sport. I was compounded at how crazy people get over, especially college basketball. When I was in middle school, I carried a book bag that my mom bought for me because it was on sale. This bag just happened to have the emblem for the University of Nor...
by Sarnoff
Wed Dec 12, 2012 1:27 am
Forum: Not the Comic
Topic: Firearm/Survival Topic# Six shots or only Five?
Replies: 183
Views: 35735

Re: Firearms

I took Law and Justice in High School and learned a lot. They taught us how to exercise our rights, harass cops with our legal knowledge, get around the law, and better ways to talk your way out of getting busted. Also had forensics class, definitely some useful stuff there. We learned how to take/w...
by Sarnoff
Sun Dec 09, 2012 10:24 pm
Forum: Not the Comic
Topic: Firearm/Survival Topic# Six shots or only Five?
Replies: 183
Views: 35735

Re: Firearms

Well I found a pistol grip stock that has an adjustable stock for $50, debating getting it sometime. Well, that doesn't sound too bad anymore and I went with the 100 shell of Winchester heavy game load today, can't wait to start emptying them to my heart's content and testing out the 4 different she...
by Sarnoff
Sun Dec 09, 2012 12:45 am
Forum: The Dead Thread Bed
Topic: Chat Thread 39: A Heartwarming Children's Movie
Replies: 1964
Views: 286919

Re: Chat Thread 39: A Heartwarming Children's Movie

Wow that's a pretty crazy story. I have been held at gun point by some run a marathon off guy that verbally threatened that he would kill me if I came around that area again. It's actually not that bad, you just have to stay calm and not do anything stupid. As soon as I saw he was pointing a gun at ...
by Sarnoff
Sun Dec 09, 2012 12:29 am
Forum: Not the Comic
Topic: Firearm/Survival Topic# Six shots or only Five?
Replies: 183
Views: 35735

Re: Firearms

I just bought some 2 3/4" hollow point deer slugs, wonder what they will do to that pumpkin... I saw a $30 flashlight/laser for shotguns, would that be any real use? So short barrel and birdshot don't mix? I was kinda hoping to get the on sale 100 shell box of Winchester game loads for $23 for pract...
by Sarnoff
Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:22 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: True or False?
Replies: 8074
Views: 1054135

Re: True or False?

True, hes pretty cool but also can be a wuss. He keeps the place clean though which is nice.

TUBM is going to party hard for winter break
by Sarnoff
Thu Dec 06, 2012 12:18 pm
Forum: The Dead Thread Bed
Topic: Chat Thread 39: A Heartwarming Children's Movie
Replies: 1964
Views: 286919

Re: Chat Thread 39: A Heartwarming Children's Movie

Definitely gotta party, this semester kinda sucked, so party it off and try harder next one. Relaxing back home is also a nice thing though.
by Sarnoff
Tue Dec 04, 2012 8:30 am
Forum: Not the Comic
Topic: Firearm/Survival Topic# Six shots or only Five?
Replies: 183
Views: 35735

Re: Gun Topic #Bang bAng baNg banG

I meant I had it left over from when I couldn't afford the .50 cal kit for my muzzleloader. Sorry if I worded that badly. Would used shotgun shells work for that? I don't think I have ever seen a snap cap. I have stored it uncocked now but I kind of like the pump being locked when handling it. I pur...
by Sarnoff
Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:33 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Have you ever?
Replies: 5884
Views: 705461

Re: Have you ever?

Yep, diet pill fueled all nighters can make you forget to change.

Ever pulled 2 all nighters in a row with no sleep inbetween?
by Sarnoff
Mon Dec 03, 2012 6:19 pm
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: True or False?
Replies: 8074
Views: 1054135

Re: True or False?

Typically true, I usually eat 1 or 2 meals a day. Ironically an all you can eat buffet is located less than 50ft from me but I'm typically too lazy to go.

TUBM has finals soon
by Sarnoff
Tue Nov 27, 2012 12:40 am
Forum: Not the Comic
Topic: Reading Thread/Discussion
Replies: 440
Views: 246239

Re: Reading Thread/Discussion

I didn't think it could get any worse than Gottfried... I was wrong. Those impressions were pretty funny, this book sounds kinda comedic now.
by Sarnoff
Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:55 pm
Forum: Not the Comic
Topic: Reading Thread/Discussion
Replies: 440
Views: 246239

Re: Reading Thread/Discussion

That sounds... disturbingly similar to 50 Shades of Grey . Never heard of it but after looking on Wikipedia I think I'll look into that book now, it sounds potentially awesome. If you want some excerpts to hear before you buy it I highly recommend "Gilbert Gottfried Reads Fifty Shades of Grey". PLE...
by Sarnoff
Mon Nov 26, 2012 11:25 pm
Forum: Not the Comic
Topic: Reading Thread/Discussion
Replies: 440
Views: 246239

Re: Reading Thread/Discussion

That sounds... disturbingly similar to 50 Shades of Grey . Never heard of it but after looking on Wikipedia I think I'll look into that book now, it sounds potentially awesome. hmm that does sound interesting. If books along that vein are your thing you'd probably like Enemies a Love Story by Isaac...
by Sarnoff
Mon Nov 26, 2012 12:38 pm
Forum: Not the Comic
Topic: Reading Thread/Discussion
Replies: 440
Views: 246239

Re: Reading Thread/Discussion

Don't be ashamed I'm a masochist too. On the topic of it I would recommend the book "Venus in Furs." It was written by the man masochism was named after and is quite an interesting book about a man who convinces a woman he loves to make him her slave for a year to prove his love for her and eventual...
by Sarnoff
Mon Nov 26, 2012 9:24 am
Forum: Not the Comic
Topic: Languages
Replies: 432
Views: 158315

Re: Languages

I have taken 3 semesters of German, had a bad teacher, didn't learn much. Don't think I'll ever take any more of it since the grammar is way too confusing to remember. On the bright side I can confuse/insult my friends with it and probably can speak fluently enough to not die in Deutschland. I'm als...
by Sarnoff
Mon Nov 26, 2012 9:10 am
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: "When was the last time you..."
Replies: 2086
Views: 303234

Re: "When was the last time you..."

Last Wednesday at a rave I went to, my neck was pretty sore afterwards.

Last time you air-guitared while someone else air-drumed?
by Sarnoff
Mon Nov 26, 2012 1:44 am
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: Have you ever?
Replies: 5884
Views: 705461

Re: Have you ever?

Yes, a few weeks ago I woke up and looked in the mirror and saw a 2 inch cut vertically right next to my nose and had no idea where it came from.

Have you ever been to a rave?
by Sarnoff
Mon Nov 26, 2012 1:39 am
Forum: Forum Games
Topic: "When was the last time you..."
Replies: 2086
Views: 303234

Re: "When was the last time you..."

Last time I answered a question in song form was last Friday. Me: You should see whats in the trunk. Friend: What's in there? Me: Well...*starts singing* Hey little sister who is it your're with? Hey little sister whats your vice and wish? Hey little sister SHOTGUN! Hey little sister who's your supe...
by Sarnoff
Mon Nov 26, 2012 12:56 am
Forum: Not the Comic
Topic: Firearm/Survival Topic# Six shots or only Five?
Replies: 183
Views: 35735

Re: Gun Topic #Bang bAng baNg banG

I got the short barrel because that's all they had and it is a much more convenient size. As for ear protection I couldn't afford any and 3 rapid shots made my ears feel similar to when a car tire blew out less than 4" from my face and gave me a "sound injury", but I have found some now and am more ...
by Sarnoff
Sat Nov 24, 2012 3:29 am
Forum: Not the Comic
Topic: Joys And Sorrows
Replies: 14246
Views: 1898356

Re: Joys And Sorrows

Joy: I've been having an awesome time on Thanksgiving Break.
Joy: I went to a rave and it was a lot of fun, definitely an interesting experience.
Joy: I just bought a 12 gauge H&R Pardner Protector and it kicks hard, can't wait to see what it will do to farm vermin/squirrels.
by Sarnoff
Sat Nov 24, 2012 2:58 am
Forum: Not the Comic
Topic: Firearm/Survival Topic# Six shots or only Five?
Replies: 183
Views: 35735

Re: Gun Topic #Bang bAng baNg banG

Well due to going shopping for Black Friday stuff I found an awesome H&R Pardner Protector 12 gauge shotgun. I bought it for $169.99 and some cheap target shells. It seems like a pretty sturdy, rough gun though I don't know much about shotguns. The recoil is awesome and pretty powerful. The rack is ...