Housepets!

I learned that aliens are either really, really advanced, or just a bunch of bugs. I learned that if you poke a polar bear over and over again, it'll explode nuclearly. (those two are from the same one) I learned that keys can do anything. I learned that people can play sports underwater without br...

A world of darkness. I'm actually allergic to heat (yes, it's possible) and I don't really like light. Dark, however, is my friend.

Magic or technology?

I'm male. Why so few female members?

"Nappa: Vegeta, whats the scouter say about his power level? Vegeta: It's over NINE THOUSAND! Nappa: WHAT?! NINE THOUSAND?!" ...54 translations later we get: "Attack on paper, right? Letters to the success of 9000! What Krakow? 9000?" Without the names: Vegeta, whats the scouter ...

Hi, I'm Felix. I don't really have most of my memory right now, so I can't really tell you much about myself. I'll just put some random stuff I do know. My name is actually spelled Felikcs (don't ask why, I don't know), but I spell it Felix because it looks cooler and "Felikcs" is awkward....

The Game is banned because...wait...what? I can't ban the Game!

I have the one on the right...

Anyway, here's mine.

Dr. Prower is banned for not buying him one.

"How does that work? Oh well... I'll do my best to have fun, and I might even be able to join and keep up with an RP! "

...54 translations later we get:

"It ... But communication and interaction and communication excellent!"

"Thank you! I love how this translator keeps failing to find translations for other language's words. "

...54 translations later we get:

"Puerto seek to understand other languages."

"It's not Friday, but thanks for the welcome. "

...54 translations later we get:

"Ft good health"

"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth. Now the earth was formless and empty, darkness was over the surface of the deep, and the Spirit of God was hovering over the waters. And God said, "Let there be light," and there was light. " ...54 translations later we get...