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Amazee Dayzee wrote:Wait a second? That's SASHA!? I thought that it was a hunky new fanmade character that you had in mind. Wow I'm really dumb then. He looked so handsome and dashing but he is actually a she

Well... she is still very handsome and dashing!

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Nice to have you back, Krytus! The art looks just as cool as ever.

Correct me if I’m wrong, but is that Sasha? The design on the robe looks similar to the last one you did.

If so, great job making Sash look absolutely hardcore!

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*everyone playing Water Gun War* Sasha: ......... Hello. It’s me. Bailey: Are you... are you singing? Sasha: I was wondering if after all these fights you would withdraw. Bailey: Oh my god, you are singing! What the heck! Sasha: To go over... Bino: ... Sasha? What are you doing? Sasha: Everything. B...

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Sabrina: Fido! PETA kidnapped Bino! Fido: Again? How much do they want for him? Sabrina: Eighty-five dollars. Fido: That seems cheap... Sabrina: It’s a good deal! Fido: Do we have to pay for shipping? Sabrina: Oh, twenty dollars shipping. Fido: See, that’s where they get ya. Bino: WILL ONE OF YOU ID...

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Max: Okay. Kiss, Marry, Kill. Me, Peanut and Res. Go.

Grape: Kiss Peanut, Marry you, Kill Bino.

Bino: I WASN’T EVEN ONE OF THE OPTIONS! WHAT THE-

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Bino opened the engine to the car, smoke billowing from sputtering mess inside. “You’re gonna get cancer sticking your face in there.” Allegra said, dutifully on stand by next to a tray of tools. “Everything gives you cancer these days.” Bino grumbled, squinting at the engine through his safety gogg...

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This is a weird one, I know, but I can’t get it out of my head: Red Vs Blue.

Church - King
Tucker - Fox
Tex - Bailey
Caboose - Tiger
Grif - Max
Simmons - Bino
Sarge - Ralph
Donut - Zach
Wash - Peanut
Carolina - Grape

I know there are a buttload more characters but that’s all I got for now.

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Grape: Heh, this coffee is so good, it’s like catnip! Ha! Right fellas?! Keene: You would hear crickets chirping, but they were just so uncomfortable by how unfunny that was. Grape: So what? I’m not funny? Keene: No, I think you’re very funny! When you’re being sarcastic or you’re up on your high ho...

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King: I’m kinda cold. Bailey: Oh, here babe. Take my jacket. King: Aw, thanks hun. Max: ... Hey Grape, I’m cold too. Grape: Well dang Max, I can’t control the weather. Peanut: Hmm... Hey Tarot, I’m a little cold. Tarot: *looking up from her book* What? Why didn’t you say anything? *takes off her jac...

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Bino: Grape... Peanut... Where’s Sasha?!

Peanut: Promise you won’t be mad?

Bino: ... I promise.

Grape: We lost her.

Bino: Gh!? Ack?! You-!! *opens a lidded pot and screams into it*

Grape: I think he’s mad.

Bino: HOW DO YOU LOSE A WOMAN!?!

Peanut: ... You forget to cherish her.

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Bino and Joey are listening to music...
Bino: Hey, what’s this from?
Joey: Oh, it’s from this Japanese band called Ikimono Gakari.
Bino: No, what’s it from?
Joey: ............................ Naruto.

source: ProZD

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Two years ago… In the small town of Aurelane, out in the rustic farmlands of the Kingdom of Babylon, a crowd gathered like moths to a flame in the town square, where beautiful music echoed throughout the tired, still air of the town. The music, somber and slow to match the late, orange-skied evenin...

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King: My wife is too tall for me to kiss. What should I do?

Fox: Punch her in the stomach, then kiss her when she doubles over in pain.

Kevin: Tackle her!

Duchess: Dump her...

Sasha: Kick her in the shins!

Bailey: NO TO ALL OF THESE!! JUST ASK ME TO LEAN DOWN!!

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Welp, Kitsune did say that there are ‘A surprising number of humans who are into that...’ Without going into too much detail as to what that is, Marion and his girlfriend could still work things out. She would just need to be really really really really really really really really really really real...

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Max: Why do I constantly feel like crap and waste my time doing nothing?

Max’s Brain: You have depression.

Max: Nah, that can’t be it. It’s gotta be something I ate.

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Trailing behind his guard escort, Zach breathed a sigh of relief that, not only was Lord Rainier’s lounge on the upper floor, but on the side of the manor the team was waiting for their opening. Course, he still had to take care of this guard. He probably wouldn’t buy Zach wanting to open the window...

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Silly Zealot wrote:I didn't know about this kind of game. Do we make quotes that were never said but sound completely like something the characters would say?

Yep, that’s exactly it. They can be quotes from pop culture, funny quotes you heard online, or just something you made up yourself.

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There actually is an ‘Incorrect Quotes’ Blog on Tumblr, but for whatever reason the person running it hasn’t updated in a long time. So I figured, in the meantime, I could set up another ‘Incorrect Quotes’ thread here on the forum for funzies. Completely open to anyone who wants to add a quote, of c...

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U have a very well thought approach to the Persona series here. As a side note, the link for what I assume was Aria of Souls in part 2, was taken down P= Thanks for the heads up! Just replaced it with a new link. On an unrelated note, I have been kicking around the idea of posting a list of Persona...

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Apr/05 20XX Cont... The longer Argeiphontes remained, the more Peanut felt drained of energy. He knew they couldn’t fly forever, he was already on his last legs after Argeiphontes fought off the Nue. But they had to make as much distance between them and the colosseum as possible. Still, with near ...

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Asking for a fanfic, do Tarot and Sabrina have humans? Or do they live by themselves?

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“Okay, so you all gather together at the tavern to discuss your next quest.” Joey said, still in the process of getting all his notes and papers squared away as his players situated themselves. “Wait, did I level up? I think I’m supposed to get another spell?” Bino asked, staring quizzically at his ...

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Fox: You know, Mungo. It just occurred to me. Mungo: Yeah, Fox? Fox: We're still in the bathhouse. Mungo: What do you mean? Fox: Well, it feels like we've been here for like, four months. Mungo: But we've only been here for a few hours! Fox: I know, right?! (Courtesy to TeamFourStar for the joke)

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If I may be allowed to throw my own hat in: The way I see it, both Peanut and Tarot have a mutual fondness for each other and both WANT to be together to share in that fondness. Yes, Peanut is the type of guy to love indiscriminately, but I don’t see how that makes his love for Tarot any less valid ...

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Okay so, this is me just getting this all clear in my head. Grape and Max are currently in a commited relationship. Peanut and Tarot are currently in a commited relationship that is going through a rough patch but now they’re working through it and at least seem to mutually WANT to stay together. Pe...

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Wait, hold up, so Grape did have romantic feelings for Peanut and Max knew? Or did he know? What exactly did Grape say to Max that Max thought was ‘cute’ yet still expresses shock at this? I’m so confused. Also, sidenote... Are... Are we...Are we getting a polyship? Is that what’s happening? Is that...

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Fixed the ‘A lie is never too little’ line to ‘A lie is never too big’ if anyone was confused by that.

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With Captain Fox and his new friends from Griffonrock keeping themselves busy with their rescue mission, Spring decided now was as good a time as any to get going with her usual… errand. With her satchel hanging off her side, Spring went up to the ship’s first-mate, Bailey. “Bailey?” Spring said, gr...

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Persona Mythology Trivia!!! Argeiphontes: A title given to the Greek God Hermes, the God of medicine, travelers, and thieves as well as the messenger of the Gods. The title was given to him in honor for slaying the many-eyed monster known as Argus. The name literally translates to Argus-Killer. Nue...

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Apr/05 20XX Cont... “Look Krueger. Fresh meat.” Peanut heard a voice say. Groaning, Peanut forced his eyes open before the events in his living room caught up with him. The tv, the vortex, Grape. Grape! Peanut’s eyes flashed awake as he bolted himself up from the dirt ground he was laying on. Peanu...

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Amazee Dayzee wrote:Why would you have to rewrite the next few chapters?

I mean the previous chapter, the one I just did. It's looking like the next few comics are going to redefine Peanut's and Tarot's relationship in some way, meaning my depiction of said relationship might be a bit... outdated.

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Hmm. I may have to rewrite the last chapter a bit, depending how these next few comics go.

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Author's Note:
Any time text appears underlined and in bold, it means it is not actually narration within the story but something purely for the sake of the reader.

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Apr/05 20XX Peanut awoke hours later, groggy and drained. He lazily grasped his alarm clock to see it was almost noon. Better late than never, Peanut thought. With a little difficulty, Peanut was able to force himself to his feet, dragging his body to his desk where the journal he had written in la...

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well finals projects are eating me alive but while I have a free moment take a quick look at what I found https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4BuL886bJA I LOVE Critical Role! Not gonna lie, it's one of the biggest inspirations for this whole fanfic. There's another, more serious toned, intro too! http...

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This is very well written, I especially like how you created a new world and how you assembled the group and gave each member a distinct identity. Your art is very good as well, I look foreword to reading more. Thank you so much! But I do have to point out that the art was done by another forum use...

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“Taking all bets! Taking all bets, everyone!” Max shouted, passing a bucket to everyone on the deck. Both members of the ship’s crew, including Captain Fox, as well as the other members of the team were all gathered on the deck, surrounding Grape and Peanut who faced each other in the middle. “Is th...

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Apr/04 20XX “So, you got any plans for today?” Grape asked, dangling off the back of the coach. “Pretty much sitting in front of the TV, playing video games.” Peanut replied, hooking up the game console in question. “Y’know, there’s an entire world out there. People to talk to, sights to see.” Grap...

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Congratulations Grape! You just gave your possible boyfriend a massive amount of head trauma! And made yourself look like a numpty in the process. :mrgreen: Well, Max should know early on that you can't be Grape's boyfriend without at least the possibility of bodily harm. Luckily, Max is no strange...

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“Okay.” Peanut began, looking across the waters from the Heaven Bound’s deck. “That could be a problem.” True to King’s word, a blockade of around six Royal Navy vessels had positioned themselves in a line barring any further passage for the Heaven Bound. “Why are they even here?” Bino asked. The re...

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