look it's not MY fault that it's technically ambiguous how often the animals follow human behavior patterns or not. Okay, maybe it is MY fault, the author, but in this case I'm speaking for Draig, except that she shouldn't be leaning on the fourth wall so hard, so it's still an author editorial. On himself. Um... NINJA SMOKEBOMB *the smoke clears and I'm in the exact same position except eating a pepperoni sandwich*