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"It is not a dream, it is a simple feat of scientific electrical engineering, only expensive — blind, faint-hearted, doubting world! . . . Humanity is not yet sufficiently advanced to be willingly led by the discover's keen searching sense. But who knows? Perhaps it is better in this present world of ours that a revolutionary idea or invention instead of being helped and patted, be hampered and ill-treated in its adolescence — by want of means, by selfish interest, pedantry, stupidity and ignorance; that it be attacked and stifled; that it pass through bitter trials and tribulations, through the heartless strife of commercial existence. So do we get our light. So all that was great in the past was ridiculed, condemned, combated, suppressed — only to emerge all the more powerfully, all the more triumphantly from the struggle." - Nikola Tesla , 7th Jan 1905.

"The voices in my head commands the voices in your head."
Im a bit boring here but this is actually one of my own quotes

"Chief keefe ruined my life dude. His rhymes are just so dumb. They ruined my life."- A friend of mine.

“We relinquished our freedom that day, and we were more than happy to see it go. From that moment on we lived in true freedom, the freedom to point to someone else and say 'They told me to do it! It’s their fault, not mine.' The freedom, God help us, to say 'I was only following orders.'"
- Anna Karenina, Leo Tolstoy

Monterey Jack - 'Chip and Dale - Rescue Rangers' wrote:"That ride almost beats the time I rode a walrus over Niagara Falls!"
"Are you crazy???"
"The walrus thought so!"

Michael Stevens - 'VSauce' wrote:"As the saying goes, sticks and stones may break my bones but words are merely the smallest element of language capable of containing meaning and isolation and as such could never directly produce the four thousand Newtons of force per square centimetre required to break bones."

"Your pain is the breaking of the shell that encloses your understanding. It is the bitter potion from which the physician within you heals your sick self; therefore, trust the physician, and drink his remedy in silence and tranquility."

-Khalil Gibran

I really like that quote.

"I recommend my students not to be professional unless they really have to be. I tell them, 'If you love music, sell Hoovers or be a plumber. Do something useful with your life.'"
-Robert Fripp, Guitarist of King Crimson

I just find it hilariously neurotic: just like the guitarist himself.

"I've never seen anyone goon for bacon before." -A friend of mine

"Ok so this lesson we are learning Token Economy. Imagine your in a prison..."
"Not hard to do here." - Me in psychology

"When in doubt, go to the library" - Ron or Harry or somebody, in reference to Hermione being in the library

"Unbreakable flows/ adamantium bars."

"They didn't know the power of the potato."

Both by self proclaimed "Brokest rapper you know" Sean Price.

“The meeting of two personalities is like the contact of two chemical substances: if there is any reaction, both are transformed.”
- Carl Jung

EDIT : I changed my signature.

"Steps to enlightenment brighten the way. But the stairs are steep, take them one at a time." - American McGee's Alice, Cheshire Cat

They think you're unimportant. I say you are the future.
They call you small and fleeting and I say you are the prophets of hope.
They say you can't make a difference, I say you are the difference.
Your strength and your courage are going to tip the scales and change this world for the better.
So when they say you can't then you stand up and you tell them, all of you!
You say it together! You shout it until they have to listen!
Howl until they tremble!
You! Just! WATCH ME!

That's from the song "The Watch Dog" by foxamoore.

"Who was born in a house full of pain.
Who was trained not to spit in the fan.
Who was told what to do by the man.
Who was broken by trained personnel.
Who was fitted with collar and chain.
Who was given a pat on the back.
Who was breaking away from the pack.
Who was only a stranger at home.
Who was ground down in the end.
Who was found dead on the phone.
Who was dragged down by the stone."

- Pink Floyd, "Dogs"

"If you spend all your time trying to avoid danger, you'll never move forward." -Kyoko Kirigiri, Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc

“Times are bad. Children no longer obey their parents and everyone is writing a book.”
-Cicero, 43 BC

"I'm not trying to urge you to do well but if you don't start being serious with this you are going to fail spectacularly." - Me to a fellow class member.

"Despair can never kill hope." -Kyoko Kirigiri, Danganronpa: Trigger Happy Havoc

"I always thought that quick sand was gonna be a much bigger issue than it turned out to be."

- John Mulaney

"what's below there"
"another boss door"
"oh , so what's the point ?"
"one is a real boss door one is a fake boss door"
"aah , so what's behind the fake boss door ?"
"the boss"
-BrainscratchComms youtubers , playing megaman 6

"For those that do not know the difference between a violin and a viola, I can tell you that the viola burns longer." - Victor Borge

"I didn't get my wish of immortality too but you don't see me crying about it."
"Ah but the difference between us is, I will live long enough to regret it." - Conversation between Vegeta and Freiza in TFS Abridged.

My favorite quote from "The Matrix" When Agent Smith is talking to Neo :

I'd like to share a revelation that I've had during my time here. It came to me when I tried to classify your species and I realized that you're not actually mammals. Every mammal on this planet instinctively develops a natural equilibrium with the surrounding environment but you humans do not. You move to an area and you multiply and multiply until every natural resource is consumed and the only way you can survive is to spread to another area. There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus. Human beings are a disease, a cancer of this planet. You're a plague and we are the cure.

"I think foosball is a combination of soccer and shish kabobs." - Mitch Hedberg

"it is quite abnormal to be normal" -Michael Stevens , Vsauce

"The moment man devoured the fruit of knowledge, he sealed his fate. Entrusting his future to the cards, man clings to a dim hope. Yet, the Arcana is the means by which all is revealed. Beyond the beaten path lies the absolute end. It matters not who you are ... Death awaits you."
-Nyx Avatar, Persona 3

"Life is truth, and never a dream...
All souls know this from birth...
The truth is something that is chosen and grasped...
Something discovered with one's vision and will.
Only by gaining that does the seeker become truth himself,
a cord that connects past and future."
-Igor, Master of the Velvet Room, Persona 4

"Since love and fear can hardly exist together, if we must choose between them, it is far safer to be feared than loved.”
-Niccolò Machiavelli

Died on this day, 21 June 1527

"These stupid scissors won't sciss!" - an unnamed child.

"True nightmares don't bring death, but make you beg for it even after you wake up..."
-Anonymous

“Do not pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a difficult one.”
-Bruce Lee

My name is Inygo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to die.-The princess bride

FOR PONY!-looking for group

THE EMPEROR PROTECTS! -every warhammer 40k guardsman.

"Now I tell a tale of the threshold people, so astounding that some of you may faint. This is a story of those in the twilight time. Once human, now monsters, in a void between the living and the dead. Monsters to be pitied, monsters to be despised. A night with the ghouls, the ghouls reborn from the innermost depths of the world."
-Criswell, "Night of the Ghouls"

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull." - W.C. Fields

"People were created to be loved, and things were created to be used. The reason the world is in chaos is because things are being loved, and people are being used."
-Anonymous

"Life comes at you fast, just like a raging current. I don't fight. Going against the flow? Just means you're swimming in place. One day you are too tired to paddle,and suddenly you drown. Hoping was pointless and now you're dead. THE END. Now,Going with the flow is where it's at, Hmph.... and that's,the dandy way to live." — Space Dandy