Housepets!

Posted: **Thu May 11, 2017 1:08 am**

I ask Donkey Kong to punch you in the face.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lg8Z7LJ1LY4

Posted: **Thu May 11, 2017 10:38 am**

I incinerate you for making me watch that abominable eyesore pretending to be animation.

Posted: **Thu May 11, 2017 11:54 am**

i uppercut you hard enough that your head pops off and goes sailing into orbit, before reentering the atmosphere on another continent, on fire, and craters into the 18th hole of a golf course, burying itself a good meter down.

Posted: **Thu May 11, 2017 10:48 pm**

I pull a Donkey Kong and throw a barrel at your face.

Posted: **Thu May 11, 2017 11:32 pm**

I douse you with gasoline and set you on fire.

Posted: **Fri May 12, 2017 9:48 am**

I hug you, causing you to catch fire as well.

Posted: **Fri May 12, 2017 6:40 pm**

*Stomps over in a CMC-660 MKII*

"Need a light?"

*FWOOSH*

Posted: **Thu Oct 26, 2017 10:46 pm**

I use the Hammer of Dawn on you.

(Gears of War weapon.)

Posted: **Thu Oct 26, 2017 10:55 pm**

*nuclear launch detected...*

Posted: **Fri Oct 27, 2017 7:08 am**

I put Buster in my tank and shoot her onto the nuclear launch.

Bye bye Buster, have a good time *waves*

EDIT: I forgot Buster's gender, sorry

Posted: **Fri Oct 27, 2017 4:37 pm**

I strike them you with lightening

Posted: **Fri Oct 27, 2017 4:55 pm**

I smack you upside the head for forgetting.

Posted: **Fri Oct 27, 2017 10:02 pm**

I didn't forget I sent that when the forums were down :p

Oh and I smack you back

Posted: **Fri Oct 27, 2017 10:23 pm**

I whirl around with a rubber chicken in hand and smack everyone with it in a massive spin attack.

Posted: **Fri Oct 27, 2017 10:25 pm**

I change your boot environment to MS-DOS 6.0

Posted: **Fri Oct 27, 2017 10:35 pm**

I put you in a shark tank.

Posted: **Sat Oct 28, 2017 6:10 pm**

I put you in a PICKLE container

~~Does that joke even get old?~~

Posted: **Tue Oct 31, 2017 5:59 pm**

I take a bat to your head. Sort of like tee ball.

Posted: **Tue Oct 31, 2017 6:55 pm**

I steal your violin right before you are about to go on stage.

(am I seriously the only one who noticed the violin and spotlight in that avatar?)

Posted: **Tue Oct 31, 2017 7:50 pm**

I paint-roll you for smacking my had away.

TBH I can't see where I'm paint-rolling so I'd just paint-roll everyone in the area.

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 2017 2:49 am**

I lock you in a room with The Beast.

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:20 am**

Lock you in a windowless room with a seventh grade substitute geometry teacher who has self-esteem issues and can't stop talking.

Posted: **Sat Nov 18, 2017 9:28 am**

I lock you in The Room With The Moose from invader Zim.

Posted: **Tue Nov 21, 2017 9:49 pm**

I suddenly burst out of the ground after being dead for way too long and give you an upper cut punch!

Posted: **Tue Nov 21, 2017 10:01 pm**

i sidestep at the last second, grab your hand and fling you into orbit. you even do that 'launched over the horizon twinkle' that you sometimes see in anime/fighting games.

Posted: **Wed Nov 22, 2017 12:47 pm**

As you’re doing that I sneak up behind you and rabbit punch you repeatedly in the spine until you go limp. (Too dark?)

Posted: **Wed Nov 22, 2017 5:04 pm**

Too dark, huh? Well, I just knocked all your lights out.

Posted: **Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:13 pm**

(nah it's fine)
i shine a search light directly in your eyes. that should make things less dark.

Posted: **Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:20 pm**

I absorb all the light from the around the planet, and beam all of it directly into your retinas.

Posted: **Wed Nov 22, 2017 7:22 pm**

I jump in the path of the light stream with a well-angled mirror, reflecting back at your eyes.

Posted: **Wed Nov 22, 2017 10:29 pm**

I use the light to power the death ray that zaps everyone here.

Posted: **Thu Nov 23, 2017 7:42 am**

I place some Legos around your bed at night.

Posted: **Thu Nov 23, 2017 8:50 am**

I reset the intensity of your night light to retina searing luminosity.

Posted: **Thu Nov 23, 2017 6:39 pm**

i jab a tow-hook into your chest, then push the car on the other end of the cable it's attached to off a cliff into the freezing ocean a mile below.

Posted: **Fri Nov 24, 2017 10:07 pm**

I hurl you through a time warp that condemns you to repeat an eternal role as a minor character in the movie, Howard the Duck.

Posted: **Fri Dec 01, 2017 11:59 pm**

I fall from orbit, pretty much becoming a fireball at hundreds of miles per second, and collide into you, turning you into just a bunch of chunks of meat.

Posted: **Sat Dec 02, 2017 7:18 am**

i place the buisness end of a woodchipper at the most likely location for you to land.

Posted: **Sat Dec 02, 2017 8:32 pm**

I open a yawning chasm beneath you, plunging you into the earth's fiery molten core...

Posted: **Sat Dec 02, 2017 8:58 pm**

I fire a Freeza Special at it and take all of you with me.

Posted: **Mon Dec 04, 2017 9:28 am**

Oh, no! Everybody's dead! . Now what? Okay ... um....
The great frozen glacier recedes, reviving all life, but you're left encased in the more strata.

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