Housepets!

Yep. The busses are notoriouly unreliable here.

HYE had a fire alarm that was NOT a drill?

Yup.

HYE ever stole someone's money?

Nope.

HYE been pulled over by the cops?

Never.

HYE found a cop in disguise?

Nope.

HYE dropped something off a cliff?

Yes, a coin. It was a long time ago, I was trying to toss it to the lake, thinking that it might reach it somehow (the lake was a few kilometers away from that point).

HYE found money in old clothing?

many times especially after it had gone through the laundry.

HYE gone more than 24 hours without sleep?

Yes, writing reports eat a lot of time. XD

HYE gotten muscle cramps while stretching in the morning?

Yeah, in my feet (odd place, I know).

HYE had both legs fall asleep?

Nope.

HYE donated to charity?

Yes. Although mostly through those coin jars for the red cross I find in markets and train stations.

HYE tried taking care of a backyard vegetable garden?

Yep. And mostly succeded. We get zuchinis, beans, strawberries (not a vegetable I know but that's where we grow them), tomatoes, potatoes, peas, pumpkins, celery, silver beet, beetroot, chives, parlsey, lots of things. It's one of the advantages of living out of town - you get a big backyard.

HYE been clotheslined?

No, but I have been left to dry
HYE sung a politically aimed song in public?

Only the National Anthem.

HYE been scratched/bitten by a cat?

Almost.

HYE been to E3?

No. HYE put mentos in cola?

oh yah I have , one of those school contest that make rockets out of bottles
HYE answer someone's questions with a quote from a song ?
like "why wouldn't you just clean your room for once?"
"I want it that way "

Yep. They said "are you coming?" and I said:
Tell everybody I'm on my way,
New friends and new places to see.
With blue skies ahead, yes I'm on my way
and there's nowhere else that I'd rather be!"

Also when I first joined the Questions thread.

HYE failed a test?

yes...chinese.....don't ask *sound of explosions , people running and screaming in the background*......just...don't....
HYE barely passed a test ?

Yes. And I know a guy who played a game with his classmates to see who could get the lowest mark and still pass. Needless to say, a lot of people failed that year.

HYE surprised yourself by going better than you expected?

that is the most insane game ever.....and yet I do know a friend of mine who played that game as well , til this day I still don't know how he managed that , he should've failed , but he didn't ....
anyway surprisingly yes , I did , In French class <3 , though it's not much of an accomplishment for anyone else , it's still good for me ^^
HYE forgot what day it was ?

Who hasn't during the holidays?

HYE commissioned someone to do something for you?

nah , I really don't wanna bother anyone else with that sort of stuff , beside I want to draw myself (oh my beloved dream , will we be together someday?)
anyway HYE "forgot" to sleep?

Not completely but I have been distracted enough that I've stayed up too late.

HYE confused yourself by unintentionally trying to make something much more difficult than it actually is?

oh yah , countless attempt at art learning , from singing , drawings , to piano , flute , even card tricks !
HYE mistaken someone for someone else ?

Ugh, that's the bane of my life! I do it all the time! It's embarrassing!

HYE made a joke only to have the other person take it literally?

2 months ago , I swear sometimes old people lost their sense of humor.....
HYE have to google a phrase someone else said ?

Only for the occasional Zelda, Pokemon, DBZ and anime references which you see around here every now and again.

HYE misunderstood someone and gotten embarrassed because of it?

misunderstood someone ? oh yah , embarrassed because of it ? never ! never I say ! NEVER !!!!!.....ok maybe yesterday at that party , but still
HYE have to abort a joke ?

I've been forced to because I've started to tell it and then been talked over the top of by the two people I was trying to tell it to. I've aborted writing a few here too because they might not have been family friendly enough.

HYE been ignored?

of course , most of the time by other members of my family , apparently my opinion isn't matter enough , but in the end the others usually made the right choice anyway , so it's not like I mind , if things go wrong I'll always willing to help if they let me to , so that's a good thing too I guess
other time is just my friend trying to make a laugh out of me , which most of the time success with everyone laughing like maniacs , myself included
HYE gotten unwanted attention ?

Yup. Just leave me alone, poeple! I'm trying to work here!

HYE been subjected to "same story syndrome" whereby a person tells you the same story every time you meet?

" back when I was your age , why didn't have all these computer stuff , not even have our own books to study , the whole class just got about 3-4 books , we had to share , and we all grow up and learn just fine" AAAAARRRGGGGGHHHH !!!!
oh ?! oh ! sorry , horrifying flashback , nevermind me , hehehehehe
HYE watch something over and over again ?

Yes. The remix of the internet?

HYE missed an meeting, tv-show, etc because of 12h vs 24h time systems?

No.

HYE been late/early due to Daylight Savings Time changing?

Not quite.

HYE missed out on an opening night of a movie?

yep yep
HYE seen a bat in the middle of the day ?

In a zoo, yes.

HYE seen a bat in the wild?

No.

HYE ever seen a Meerkat up close and personal?

Never.

HYE touched a live tortoise?