ARC 72.叢林也瘋狂=Jungle Fever
譯者:紅狐
費多和莎賓娜的秘密戀情受到了前所未有的衝擊!這愛恨糾葛的三角關係最後會變成什麼樣子呢?讓我們看下去......
貓咪進城記(郊區)=Kitty In The City (Suburbs)
![Image](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-P1EnpSy9gSc/U7LO15Rde-I/AAAAAAAAAQQ/frND15eTlg8/s913/2013-09-09-kitty-in-the-city-suburbs%2520t.png)
Alt Text:拜託,你想是什麼讓他那美妙的腹肌與眾不同的?(Come on, what makes HIS sweet pecs different from ANYONE ELSE'S?)
葡萄說的原文是"Hunk Sense",而花生的反應似乎以為葡萄在說的是"Hulk Sense"(浩克感官),所以糾正只有蜘蛛人才有Spider Sense(蜘蛛感官)
放貓堵人=Cat’s Out Of The Bag
![Image](https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-i1xxbOx8Was/U7GN6NoDtNI/AAAAAAAAANw/fuUDBvNPDgA/s913/2013-09-11-cats-out-of-the-bag%2520t.png)
Alt Text:我在中產社區開業就只為了這種下場(THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR CONDUCTING BUSINESS IN A MIDDLE-CLASS NEIGHBORHOOD)
原文直譯是「放出袋子的貓」,衍生出的含意是藏不住的祕密,而這篇漫畫顯然解釋得很字面
無山高可擋=No Mountain High Enough
![Image](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-bHNohXDjvvk/U7GN6FTtNBI/AAAAAAAAANw/uNb9BsQoQkc/s913/2013-09-13-no-mountain-high-enough%2520t.png)
Alt Text:莎賓娜在大吃一驚時真可愛(Sabrina is so adorable when she's having a stroke)
標題出自歌曲Ain't no mountain high enough
往事隨風去=Letting Bygones Be
![Image](https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-gMJ1WNO51ro/U7GN6kKc5kI/AAAAAAAAANw/eb1ye9n-VUI/s913/2013-09-16-letting-bygones-be%2520t.png)
Alt Text:是的,第2格和第3格之間是一道貨真價實的文字牆,準備好你們的懶人包吧(Yes, it is literally a wall of text between panels 2 and 3. Get your tl;drs ready)
甜心、瘋子和約會=Honey, Nuts And Dates
![Image](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-LYtlF-usoTw/U7GN60-20SI/AAAAAAAAAKA/qMuaSS-TNxk/s913/2013-09-18-honey-nuts-and-dates%2520t.png)
Alt Text:你看起來像是個好女孩,所以我會以相對免費的價錢回答你的問題(You seem like a really nice girl, so I'll answer your question RELATIVELY free of charge)
隱藏文是出自網路Flash動畫Homestar Runner的台詞
標題原文也可以解釋成食物,分別是「蜂蜜、核桃和椰棗」
不是因為需要保護=Not That It Needs Guarding
![Image](https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-PxGwb5cpCik/U7KNu5_asNI/AAAAAAAAAP0/dTt34MgyvrA/s913/2013-09-20-not-that-it-needs-guarding%2520t.png)
Alt Text:「狼」齒徒長無可避免,關心他人則可有可無(growing old is compulsory, caring what others think is optional)
打造一場災難=Engineering A Disaster
![Image](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-qaZFdGf-2Kw/U7GN7b-gj9I/AAAAAAAAAKU/SOi0ZRYaGzg/s913/2013-09-23-engineering-a-disaster%2520t.png)
Alt Text:鉚釘項圈比較男性風格,但不太像是貓咪風格(The studded collar was manlier, but not convincingly cat-like)
康科特是一種葡萄的品種,有趣的假名
展現誠意=Show Some Respect
![Image](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-GYeG-H8rPBQ/U7GN7nTLrsI/AAAAAAAAAK4/wGqL5pvC_7Q/s913/2013-09-25-show-some-respect%2520t.png)
Alt Text:下跪!教宗唯一認可的運動方式(Genuflex! The only exercise system endorsed by the pope)
餐桌雜談=Tabled Discussion
![Image](https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-a6ZOM1nCsQQ/U7GN79fki_I/AAAAAAAAAKY/siRMQ1eOaf8/s913/2013-09-27-tabled-discussion%2520t.png)
Alt Text:嘿嘿嘿,嗨~(HEH HEH HEH, HIIIIII~)
誰能替這篇想出個標題啊=How Does One Come Up With A Title For This
![Image](https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-qty9humjOYg/U7GN8XAxoBI/AAAAAAAAAKk/XQGkVoLOVi4/s913/2013-09-30-how-does-one-come-up-with-a-title-for-this%2520t.png)
Alt Text:救命啊,男廁所有隻時髦花豹(help there's a fashionable leopard in the men's bathroom)
你的每日一詞=Your English Vocab For Today
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Alt Text:我們這可算是忘年之交,是吧(robbing the cradle a bit there, are we)
原文用了vicissitudes(滄桑,世事變化)這一罕用詞,可惜中文我想不出什麼能用在這裡的深奧字眼
失血過多=Blood Loss
![Image](https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-5I9VTWNwXaE/U7PRDnZfXOI/AAAAAAAAARA/3UrldaEzTpw/s913/2013-10-04-blood-loss%2520t.png)
Alt Text:這是福拉迦家族代代相傳的爆衣藝術!(The art of sport coat explosion has been passed down the Feraga family line for generations!)
隱藏文是來自鋼之煉金術師裡一位也很愛亂露肌肉的傢伙
訂婚之詞=Terms Of Engagement
![Image](https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-2ptkiO_iVU8/U7GN9lXKd6I/AAAAAAAAANw/bDh67Hj6QQY/s913/2013-10-07-terms-of-engagement%2520t.png)
Alt Text:給那些只懂日本動漫哏的人,把最後一格換成「啊啾!」*噴嚏*(For those of you who are only familiar with Japanese media, replace the final panel with: ACHOO! *sniff*)
買單,謝謝=Check Please
![Image](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-2ah0qlUmp2w/U7GN91dighI/AAAAAAAAANw/rZp9Razl1cI/s913/2013-10-09-check-please%2520t.png)
Alt Text:「我認真的,我剛剛躲著的時候一直在想『妳知道嗎?要是沒有那些戲劇性爆衣的話,我其實可以解釋一切的』」(“Be fair, I WAS thinking 'you know I could have explained all of that without the dramatic buildup' the entire time I was hiding”)
時事哏2:電動機械舞=Topical Humor 2: Electric Boogaloo
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Alt Text:所以逼婚就是指第一個搶到前座的人就可以抱走新娘(so a shotgun wedding is where the first person who calls shotgun gets to be the bride)
電動機械舞(Electric Boogaloo)出自舞蹈電影Breakin’ 2: Electric Boogaloo,因為該片爛到無以復加,它的副標題被人拿來當做調侃爛續集的用詞,所以一定是接在有「2」的標題後,因為Housepets已經有Topical Humor一次,這一篇是2
至於說是時事哏的原因應該是因為2013年10月的美國聯邦政府關閉事件
逼婚英文稱shotgun wedding,字面上是「散彈槍結婚」,而你搶車子前座的行為稱作calls shotgun「呼叫散彈槍」,兩者被作者聯想在一起了
法庭之戰=Fight Court
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Alt Text:老爸常說,要是你想玩國際法律,那就交些大朋友(Dad always said, if you're going to upend international law, make some big friends)
來電等待=Call Waiting
![Image](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-MwdrrWL6fm8/U7GSMITlcnI/AAAAAAAAAOY/rN0-qjbv7pg/s913/2013-10-16-call-waiting%2520t.png)
Alt Text:相信我,她什麼事都能處理,我把她獨自丟在家6個月也不用擔心她!(Believe me, she can handle ANYTHING. I can leave her home for six months and I don't have to worry about her!)
亨利二世和赫米托都是電影法櫃奇兵的哏,亨利二世就是印第安那瓊斯的本名「亨利•沃爾頓•瓊斯二世」,而赫米托是該電影中出現的某一原始部族名
空白之間=Empty White Room
![Image](https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-QQqYoj3qnUQ/U7GN-9ixMFI/AAAAAAAAALY/cS6xJAa_kMs/s913/2013-10-18-empty-white-room%2520t.png)
Alt Text:我希望是妳送我花,不是把花種我身上!(I asked you to bring me daisies, not push them up!)
有人被拖去埋了=Somebody’s Getting Buried
![Image](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-mFkVSrlQyIs/U7GjCdB4KAI/AAAAAAAAAPg/S7fGuK4_RSU/s913/2013-10-21-somebodys-getting-buried%2520t.png)
Alt Text:你可以看得出來他主修新聞的,因為他用了那些沒必要的押韻(You can tell he majored in journalism because of the unnecessary alliteration)
原文用了Host的兩種意思,主持人和主辦
上個世代=Ages Ago
![Image](https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-MyxGOkWHsZY/U7GN_S6z6uI/AAAAAAAAALc/8m-bmCn28D4/s913/2013-10-23-ages-ago%2520t.png)
Alt Text:那你們怎麼不用電子郵件?(Why didn't you just use e-mail?)
老鼠吉明尼=Jiminy Mouse
![Image](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-y60dGc6pklg/U7GN_gqHxwI/AAAAAAAAALo/kGrBAj-wD1U/s913/2013-10-25-jiminy-mouse%2520t.png)
Alt Text:這建議很棒,只要忽略那些人身攻擊和爛的部份!(It's great advice, just cut out all the personal attacks and bad advice!)
吉明尼出自木偶奇遇記裡給人忠告的那隻蟋蟀
婚禮亂入者=Nuptiae Interruptae
![Image](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-kNHI02lniW8/U7GOAIIF06I/AAAAAAAAAMU/kYyCL8tDhog/s913/2013-10-28-nuptiae-interruptae%2520t.png)
Alt Text:是不至於到那種程度,但事情基本上就是那樣!(Not that it would get that far, but it's the principle of the thing!)
婚禮上神職人員說的那一大段台詞總以「有人對新人的結合有異議嗎?」作結,既然你都這麼問了……
考慮到中文圈的人可能不是對西洋婚禮那麼熟悉,所以改了說法,希望這樣還是看得懂
驚嘆=Le Gasp
![Image](https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-L3R2_tQUa8s/U7GSMAqn59I/AAAAAAAAAOk/ZG2zmkXzSmo/s913/2013-10-30-le-gasp%2520t.png)
Alt Text: O.O
文化的差異與雷同=Cultural Differences, Similarities
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Alt Text:在我們國家福拉迦,玩笑話會--*拖走*(IN MICRONATION OF FERAGA, JOKE TELLS--*bricked*)
預先計畫=Planning Ahead
![Image](https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-odOXLrIn-PY/U7GSMLcPCAI/AAAAAAAAAOw/PSUSmQF3p3Q/s913/2013-11-04-planning-ahead%2520t.png)
Alt Text: *緩緩關門* (*slowly closes the door*)
說到丟沙包,也許你會想到Arc 63. Temple Crashers裡That’s Tragedy!這篇出現的某種東西...
我們提供蛋糕和雞尾酒=Cake And Punch Will Be Served
![Image](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-zQOccv6G-Wc/U7GOBYR4p2I/AAAAAAAAAMk/rrcxlnkK2gk/s913/2013-11-06-cake-and-punch-will-be-served%2520t.png)
Alt Text:而葡萄像濕抹布般滑落沙發下的花生身上(And Grape slumps off of the sofa onto Peanut like a soggy rag)
標題是雙關語,Punch可指那種在派對上常出現的碗裝調酒,或是拳打的意思
我超愛婚禮=I Just Love Weddings
![Image](https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-XsZU8L1B7_g/U7GOBlqw6MI/AAAAAAAAANk/whQCOhd8jtM/s913/2013-11-08-i-just-love-weddings%2520t.png)
Alt Text:這種事情當然是發生在那池子裡真的有水的那一天(Of COURSE it happens to be the ONE DAY they actually have WATER in the pool)
如果看不懂莎賓娜的反應和隱藏文的話,請回顧三年前Arc 33. Theme Park World的篇章In Bed,另外謬頓家的泳池平常也不裝水的…
遠景=Marco
![Image](https://lh4.googleusercontent.com/-iSlxchZLEHc/U7GOB7dLU3I/AAAAAAAAANo/hxwVzNww5EA/s913/2013-11-11-marco%2520t.png)
Alt Text:咕嚕(blurpl)
手牽手=Hand To Hand
![Image](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-rgTY-c8AONI/U7GOCjVb95I/AAAAAAAAANg/pd47pTokcOo/s913/2013-11-13-hand-to-hand%2520t.png)
Alt Text:喔,不對……那是不可能辦到的!(Oh, wait... I guess they can't!)
二重泡沫麻煩=Double Bubble Trouble
![Image](https://lh6.googleusercontent.com/-A8WvFmKe-FI/U7GOCzTdARI/AAAAAAAAAMo/exWB3Zk4Vvo/s913/2013-11-15-double-bubble-trouble%2520t.png)
Alt Text:為了增加緊張感,試著閉氣到下一篇更新為止(To make the scene more exciting, try holding your breath until the next update)
濕毛大競賽=Wettest Fur Contest
![Image](https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-U92fWZ9AEaU/U7GSM36aWvI/AAAAAAAAAOo/g84EBSStYC4/s913/2013-11-18-wettest-fur-contest%2520t.png)
Alt Text:在此向那些對正當急救程序有意見的人道歉(my apologies to everyone who can't agree on what the proper resuscitation procedure is)
杯盤狼藉=Sheer Carnage
![Image](https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-W7fxFlQnmSw/U7GODcjyokI/AAAAAAAAANA/CyCtnJFoVc0/s913/2013-11-20-sheer-carnage%2520t.png)
Alt Text: 這下他們拆不到禮物了…你需要廚房剪刀嗎?(They never got around to opening their present . . . you need any baking shears?)
兒女情長與公事公辦=Blue Lines And Red Tape
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Alt Text:我是說,那很酷。我敢說…聞貓?…一定讓你很滿足(I mean that's cool and all. I'm sure . . . sniffing cats? . . . is very fulfilling for you)
Blue Lines指親吻,而Red Tape指的是公務程序,翻譯得不好就算了…(眼神死)
必然的必然=Certainty Certainly
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Alt Text:我剛剛是說安心嗎?我說的是…安然…順應…範式轉變…?(Did I say comforting? I meant . . . conforming . . . to . . . a paradigm shift . . . ?)
範式轉變指原本既定的典範有所改變
因為狗(dog)和天神(God)都用了相同的字母,因此大部分犬類在提到「天啊」之類的字眼時都會以Dog取代God
臨別贈言=The Tarmac Gambit
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Alt Text:只要你相信的話,寶貝(Only if you believe in it, sweetie)
原文的friendzone頗難翻,指的是男女之間只能當朋友的那種關係
放縱的勝利,還有肚子也是=Unbridled Victory, Also Abdominal Wall
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Alt Text:舉起一半總比那玩意直接壓進你的胸膛,讓你被迫求救於你的健身教練好上無限倍 (Half a rep is infinitely better than it digging into your chest until you finally yell for your spotter)
原文稱手臂上的肌肉為guns,亦有槍的意思,所以麥斯才聲稱擁有這些guns是犯罪行為
角落裡的貓=Kitty Cornered
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Alt Text:還是說,是真的?!(Or did I?!)
嗯嗯...Kitty Corner指的是斜對角,不過跟其他很多字面解釋的標題一樣跟內容沒什麼關係
歡迎批評指教!
Any suggestion are welcome!