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2021/04/09 - Automoweasel

Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 12:03 am
by D-Rock
[2021/04/09 - Automoweasel]
Title Text: you set it to R thinking it was (v)room when you should have set it to D for "don't go backward"

I'm more impressed that he could reach.

Re: 2021/04/09 - Automoweasel

Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 12:06 am
by ProtoDot
Applying enough pressure to press the pedal when your height can be measured in inches is one thing.

Reaching the steering wheel is another entirely.

Re: 2021/04/09 - Automoweasel

Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 12:08 am
by Harry Johnathan
Ooh, callback to when Kari gave Cory Keene's credit-card!

Re: 2021/04/09 - Automoweasel

Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 1:11 am
by NHWestoN
Silly Keene. You break through the door, not the back wall. ;)

Re: 2021/04/09 - Automoweasel

Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 1:17 am
by Welsh Halfwit
It’s not just Breel that has no sense
from what we’ve seen here of Keene.
Trying to drive in dangerous times
is about as mad as he’s been.
Keeping yourself hidden from harm
is hard when you make so much noise;
and then you just might crash the car;
remember, these things aren’t just toys.
Remember how you nearly died
in the back of one of these things?
Now take Kari with you, you nit;
you’ll need all the mad luck he brings.

Re: 2021/04/09 - Automoweasel

Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 2:02 am
by Gbr23
You know Keene, I’m impressed you reached the pedals

Re: 2021/04/09 - Automoweasel

Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 4:25 am
by DDeer
Nice poem Welsh.

The perils of an Automatic eh, I drive both manual and automatic and have had the unnerving experience of pressing the brake thinking it was the clutch (there was no one behind me). I'm won't be mixing that up again, never stopped so quickly.

Daunted

Re: 2021/04/09 - Automoweasel

Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 4:49 am
by SeanWolf
Now I'm questioning how Keene is able to reach the peddles...eh, Breel's probably helping him them ala Toy Story 2.

Re: 2021/04/09 - Automoweasel

Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 7:44 am
by Cloudspots
One of the rare instances where Kari has to be the adult in the room. And as he's told us more than once, he hates that!

Re: 2021/04/09 - Automoweasel

Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 9:07 am
by Blackspots
So... Evil Breel chews on the power lines, but only the phone line went out?

Re: 2021/04/09 - Automoweasel

Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 11:34 am
by trekkie
Blackspots wrote: Fri Apr 09, 2021 9:07 am So... Evil Breel chews on the power lines, but only the phone line went out?
Maybe they have a backup generator.

Re: 2021/04/09 - Automoweasel

Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 1:07 pm
by Cesco
Yeah, Keene couldn't have his phone with himself in Heaven, but it's not so good that Breel didn't bring it with him when he went from the home to the mansion. Just a forgetting, I guess... :| Alright, at least Karishard advised that to them. ;) It can't be fine, Keene! What do you reply? :P Yep, he can't drive, Karishad. :lol: Eheh, what a creative way to understand the automatic clutch. :D When Keene got angry for that he was still living his old life, Karishad. :roll: Better walking to your home now, I'd say that Breel did so before when he got to the mansion.

Re: 2021/04/09 - Automoweasel

Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 2:29 pm
by Frank
Of course it's one of those huge armored SUVs and not a ferret-sized car. Of course it is
D-Rock wrote: Fri Apr 09, 2021 12:03 am Title Text: you set it to R thinking it was (v)room when you should have set it to D for "don't go backward"
Now I want to give him a stick shift just to see him suffer

Re: 2021/04/09 - Automoweasel

Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 3:50 pm
by Amazee Dayzee
I'm sure that a lot of motorheads who might also read the comic are wincing in pain now. They are also probably thinking "that poor Cadillac Escalade..."

Re: 2021/04/09 - Automoweasel

Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 6:16 pm
by dr_eirik
Amazee Dayzee wrote: Fri Apr 09, 2021 3:50 pm I'm sure that a lot of motorheads who might also read the comic are wincing in pain now. They are also probably thinking "that poor Cadillac Escalade..."
I think it's a Suburban. The tail lights are wrong for an Escalade, but they are built on the same basic frame.

Re: 2021/04/09 - Automoweasel

Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 7:41 pm
by Amazee Dayzee
It most likely is but I would imagine that Keene and the rest of the ferrets even if they can't drive and they have the limousine would probably for some reason had a bunch of high-end luxury cars in a collection for no discernible reason. These are the ferrets who can fill their pool up with miscellaneous food items for no other reason or it could have been Mr. Milton's personal car. For whatever reason, I can't see them driving a Suburban which is kind of simple so I upgraded to an Escalade. How on earth Keene ended up getting the keys for the car (because even if it is push to start you STILL need the key fob) when he moved into the house he shares with Breel when he moved out to take a step back from the ECP I don't know.

Re: 2021/04/09 - Automoweasel

Posted: Fri Apr 09, 2021 9:00 pm
by trekkie
With all the money the Miltons have they could’ve customized a car for the ferrets to drive. I have no idea how, just as I have no idea how they filled that pool with pudding. But they could probably have it done.

Re: 2021/04/09 - Automoweasel

Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2021 12:27 am
by Amazee Dayzee
Oh it is easy how they had the pool filled with pudding. Money talks so they throw it around and the people they are asking to do something for them will do it. Look at Thomas and them offering him a MASSIVE amount of money to put post office tubes in the mansion so that they can ride in them.

Re: 2021/04/09 - Automoweasel

Posted: Sat Apr 10, 2021 10:02 pm
by Sleet
I love the alt text.

...How did he reach the pedal?

Re: 2021/04/09 - Automoweasel

Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2021 10:32 pm
by Leotamer
I like to think that all he did was take the car out of brake, and someone just positioned that car on the wrong part of the hill the mansion is on.

Re: 2021/04/09 - Automoweasel

Posted: Sun Apr 11, 2021 10:53 pm
by Amazee Dayzee
I am pretty sure that he had Breel down below on the Escalade's pedals and Keene was gonna steer. Though Breel might have been told which pedal was which.

Re: 2021/04/09 - Automoweasel

Posted: Thu Apr 29, 2021 11:31 pm
by LunarFox
The demons are coming, they might be in bunches,
The best Keene can manage are Escalade crunches,
I hope they didn't need that fourth wall,
Seems to me it's about to fall.

Kari, fix the phones, and on the double,
You never know when there might be trouble,
And while your at it, watch Keene crash,
He's gonna run out of walls to smash.