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2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 12:00 am
by Dissension
[ Speech Impediment ]

Title Text: we didn't start the fire, it was always burning since the world's been turning

It could be worse. There wasn't a complete roll call!

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 12:02 am
by Saturn381

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 12:04 am
by Gbr23
JUST DO THE ANNOUNCEMENT

I mean... JUST DO THE ANNOUNCEMENT

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 12:05 am
by TheSilverFox51
"Hey I just wanted to be all inclusive! You can't tell me how to live my life! I CAN BUY AND SELL YOU!" Or at least that's how it's going to go down in my mind...

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 12:08 am
by Iceheart
Is the old hermit that only speaks in limericks here?

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 12:10 am
by Rikunda
Is this where he finally announces his new love?!

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 12:16 am
by Douglas Collier
Did Rick just lampshade frustrations about the length of this arc? Because that’s funny. :lol:

What’s more, he posted it on a Friday. :P

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 12:24 am
by Bandit1990
Iceheart wrote:Is the old hermit that only speaks in limericks here?
I think he is "The weird looking hobo in the corner."

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 12:27 am
by leinglo
I wonder how Keene's plans will change now that temple's gone and cheat-mode has effectively been disabled for good.
On one hand, it seemed before like Keene was starting to run into a wall through conventional channels, which was why he tried for the mana to begin with. On the other, a good chunk of that proverbial wall was likely formed by Steward, and with him out of the equation Keene's financial endeavors (at the very least) will probably run much smoother now.

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 12:35 am
by Champion Wallace
Funny the audience is more concerned with him getting on with his speech then why there manifestations of the dead and possible demigods in the list.
Why is demigods plural? I thought Great Kitsune was the only one down there?
So if I'm getting this right, after the second panel: manifestations of the dead=Breel Summer Spring and Rufus, possible demigods=Great Kitsune, bitter enemies=Thomas and Steward and anyone on his month long list, pets who showed up for the food=ferals disguised as pets with fake and/or stolen collars and/or Good Old Dogs Club members that have no interest in what the speech is about, that weird looking hobo in the corner=Crazy Old Man Who Only Speaks In Limericks, representatives from the zoo are there because Thomas and Steward are going to live in the zoo, and the camel in the back who only speaks Arabic=Sofia.
Note: credit to Cesco for suggesting there might be raccoons there for the food.

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 12:56 am
by Welsh Halfwit
The introductions go on forever but the speech is short.

In my fight for equality,
I must be even with you all.
From those who serve the public
to those at my beck and call.
We are all equal on this world
some more so than others
and I think of you all as family
although not quite as brothers.
In this speech I’ll tell of hope
and what I intend to fight for.
I hope you’ll hear me out
If you won’t? There’s the door.

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 1:41 am
by RandomGeekNamedBrent
1) I believe Keene has bad grammar, as I think that last panel should say "all of whom"
2) Keene is about to anounce "I Married an Angel" the only press here is the Weekly World News
3) and then there's Maude

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 2:03 am
by CHAOKOCartoons
"Everyone, I've come here today to tell you... that all your religions are wrong, I've met the gods and lemme tell ya; we were WAAAAY off."

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 2:57 am
by gamepopper
Yep, Babylon Gardens is a very diverse community. :)

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 3:17 am
by Valareos
Keene: To be closer to my love, I will be building a huge tower that will stretch out to touch the heavens, so that all may bask in the glory of what there is to offer. I will call it, the tower of Babyl....

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 5:09 am
by HundKatzeMaus
Champion Wallace wrote:Funny the audience is more concerned with him getting on with his speech then why there manifestations of the dead and possible demigods in the list.
Why is demigods plural? I thought Great Kitsune was the only one down there?
Maybe Cerberus joint them, to bring Rufus, Breel and the two angels back?
Or Keene just wants to tell them "I didn't forget about you, I know there are many more of you."
Something like that.

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 5:13 am
by Welsh Halfwit
HundKatzeMaus wrote:
Champion Wallace wrote:Funny the audience is more concerned with him getting on with his speech then why there manifestations of the dead and possible demigods in the list.
Why is demigods plural? I thought Great Kitsune was the only one down there?
Maybe Cerberus joint them, to bring Rufus, Breel and the two angels back?
Or Keene just wants to tell them "I didn't forget about you, I know there are many more of you."
Something like that.
Or Neel's there.

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 5:18 am
by Frank
"Your majesty; members of the jury; loyal, faithful subjects... And the king"

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 6:13 am
by Argent
GET ON WITH IT!

Razzafrazzing teasing Friday post.

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 6:18 am
by GameCobra
At least it's a good foreshadowing for next week. can't wait. Wonder what he's going to announce?

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 7:44 am
by NHWestoN
Channeling your inner Bino there, Keene. This ain't the Good Ol' Dog's Club, y'know.
(Hi, Sofie)

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 12:54 pm
by Keldor
Keene looks quite passionate and expressive in his speech. I wonder if this will change after he finishes the preamble?

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 1:12 pm
by Cesco
Ooh, I'm looking forward for Keene's discourse, so curious to know what he's going to say... I hope it's for his first ever good action. :) Everybody is there, even possible demigods (but they're always present :P). Seems that the pets who showed up just for the food are the two raccoons, but well, they aren't real pets. :P It's obvious who's the weird hobo. ;) Is there also camel Thomas with the camel who speaks only in Arabic? :P But yeah, hurry up, Keene! :D

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 1:43 pm
by MX682XM
Champion Wallace wrote:Funny the audience is more concerned with him getting on with his speech then why there manifestations of the dead and possible demigods in the list.
Why is demigods plural? I thought Great Kitsune was the only one down there?
So if I'm getting this right, after the second panel: manifestations of the dead=Breel Summer Spring and Rufus, possible demigods=GK, bitter enemies=Thomas and Steward and anyone on his month long list, pets who showed up for the food=Good Old Dogs Club members or something (not sure why this is in addition to dogs and cats), that weird looking hobo in the corner=Crazy Old Man Who Only Speaks In Limericks, representatives from the zoo are there because Thomas and Steward are going to live in the zoo, and the camel in the back who only speaks Arabic=Sofia.
I'd add Neel to the list of bitter enemies

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 1:55 pm
by D-Rock
Valareos wrote:Keene: To be closer to my love, I will be building a huge tower that will stretch out to touch the heavens, so that all may bask in the glory of what there is to offer. I will call it, the tower of Babyl....
"What do you mean someone already tried that?! What do you mean they failed?! What do you mean, "major Divine intervention?!"

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 2:45 pm
by Champion Wallace
MX682XM wrote: I'd add Neel to the list of bitter enemies
I don't think the Demon would be there. He might have messed up priorities, but I think he wanted so desperately to come to Earth to do other stuff then sit in on a press conference. More importantly, being a creature from Pandemonium, I don't think It would be a good Idea for it to be in the same room as Great Kitsune.
Cesco wrote:Seems that the pets who showed up just for the food are the two raccoons, but well, they aren't real pets.
I hadn't thought of them. I'll add it to my list for posterity.

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Fri Apr 20, 2018 3:21 pm
by NHWestoN
Well, as Keene told Fox and Mungo after they fished him out of the drink, the list of his enemies is pretty long so maybe he's just playing the odds and being polite. Or he may have recognized a few.

Not sure if there's a feral contingent buuuuuuut there is food!

Demi-gods are part of the BGardens cosmos. Kitsune and Cerberus are in that category and, before being turned mortal, so did Pete and Dragon. There are probably a large number of them and there is a hierarchy of powers among these beings. Now where Infernals (Eudoant, the Pandemonians, Forgotten) fit in the cosmos and how they compare with the Celestials in terms of powers remains uncertain except for one clear factor - Infernals aren't supposed to go to the mortal world.

So who knows what ghatc little demon is doing ....... but he'lllllllll be baaaaaaaaack!

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 3:57 pm
by TeflonCougar
Time to address the elephant in the room...

..Sofia is there, but seems to be alone. Thomas ran out on her. The cad

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 4:38 pm
by Bandit1990
Thomas could still be there, I thought he was included under the heading of "Bitter Enemies".

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 7:20 pm
by NHWestoN
There's an elephant? Gosh, this comic's getting crowded.

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 8:38 pm
by TeflonCougar
Bandit1990 wrote:Thomas could still be there, I thought he was included under the heading of "Bitter Enemies".

Point

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Sat Apr 21, 2018 9:39 pm
by Buster
NHWestoN wrote:There's an elephant? Gosh, this comic's getting crowded.
said elephant is probably from the zoo.

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 7:26 am
by Argent

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 4:25 pm
by NHWestoN
Well, it is her birthday...... Hey, Keene, is there cake?

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 5:30 pm
by Argent
There is always cake, at the end, it's absolutely real and not a lie at all.

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 11:42 pm
by GrayHimakar
Just don't ask the Wolves to make Shepherd's Pie for the event; they might try throwing in an actual Shepherd. :D

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Sun Apr 22, 2018 11:52 pm
by Bandit1990
Mrs. Lovett wrote:And we have some shepherd's pie peppered with actual shepherd on top, ...
:P

Re: 2018/04/20 - Speech Impediment

Posted: Mon Apr 23, 2018 7:18 am
by NHWestoN
New Arc....."Cooking with Lucretia".

"...And today's guest ingredient iszzzzzzzzz .......... !"