Out Of Context Quotes

[Legotron123]

Did she say her plant was killed in 9/11?

[Chieris]

"Football is like chess, only without the dice"

[Legotron123]

"Some people consume souls to gain power, I consume cleaning product."

[NHWestoN]

"What do I do to keep thieves from stealing my car and then bringing it back?"

[Legotron123]

"Thank god the taxi man is immune to mind control, that's super helpful for us."

[Chieris]

"Oi! You criming us? When we just crimed you? No, no crime-backs!"
(This line lives rent-free in my head)

[Legotron123]

I could not imagine that the same game I started playing because I saw a naked Colonel Sanders suplexing his son would be one of the only things to make me cry and emotionally destroy me.

[NHWestoN]

Continental drift is not a life style.

[Legotron123]

"Which brings us back to the entire point of this video: 'Muppet Tragedy'."

[NHWestoN]

Economic projections exist to give astrology more credibility.

[Harry Johnathan]

I'll see you in another life... when we're both cats.

[Legotron123]

“That choir is singing backwards, I think we’re screwed.”

[NHWestoN]

"Tht's the way the cookie hydroplanes."

[TyVulpintaur]

"Let's just keep this brain-melting stuff to ourselves, okay?"

[Legotron123]

"Alright, I'm going to take this time to uh, feed my cat another Diet Coke."

[Legotron123]

into this DS cart he poured all his hatred and malice

[Chieris]

Excuse me Comrade Virág, but this is the verdict

[NHWestoN]

If you're gonna wear clothing cut from cacti, make sure you don't wear them inside out.

[Legotron123]

I have successfully pspsps’ed a demigod.

[Chieris]

You keep the TicTacs, I'll keep the tactics, got it?