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“AQUA GOT NORTED!!!!!”

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It literally says you're gonna have a bad time, and that makes me worried

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"Don't worry, this isn't really going to hurt.. a bit."


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A catalope is a watermelon who has been hurt by life ...


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"MOOSEN! I saw a flock of moosen! There were many of 'em. Many much, moosen. Out in the woods—in the woodes—in the woodsen. The meese want the food. Food is to eatenesen! THE MEESE WANT THE FOOD IN THE WOODENESEN! AND THE FOOD IN THE WOODYENESEN!"

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That's what it was designed to do, what it actually does, is suck.

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Mozzarella needs constant support and encouragement.

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An Apple a day will eventually attract a lot of canker worms...


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Legotron123 Wrote:
Mozzarella needs constant support and encouragement.

Heh, I actually know that one. :lol:


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"He's like a five year old. With guns. And a comprehensive grasp of every swear word in the English language."

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“This sounds like a job for Ambassador Pineapple. You'll be representing me on the floor. Now go out there and work your magic.”
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"Because it's mostly patience, and watching me occasionally get eaten alive might speed it up."

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“Don't be a thinker, be a door.”

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If you can't say something nice, you can easily masquerade as a realist.


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"Now, I DID find a secret demonic portal, but it wasn't the right one. Story of my life."

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You're awfully cute, but unfortunately, you're made of meat.

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"This means that your storyline can feel more real, because, honestly, how many people have you fought or shot today? I haven't fought anyone today and I'm recording this on a Friday. I didn't have to attack the clerk at the grocery store in order to get him to agree to check out my groceries."

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"Oh, what, we can't do vampires or werewolves? Ok then. Fine. Here's a Were-pterodactyl named Carl because screw you, I'm Stan Lee."

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“You know, I hate to be that guy, but if I had a daughter I don't think I would be comfortable with her talking to a middle-aged white man pretending to be a black teenager.”

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Life is just s bowl. Be careful what you flush....


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“Clank has a Scottish accent, because the Scottish are well know for colonizing other worlds and building robots.”

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“Shut up everyone, I've done something brilliant!”

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Of course airsickness is fatal! What's your alternative to breathing, Dude??


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"The fact that I was a necromancer made it pretty funny, though; I pictured the farmer's wife standing at the kitchen window, watching me chase moles out of the vegetable garden by summoning shadow-demons from the stygian pit to curse their very souls and then turning to her husband and going: "He does know we've got a spade he can use, right?""

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In the immortal words of Jean-Paul Sartre, "Au revoir, gopher."

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YOU IDIOTS! YOU'VE CAPTURED THEIR STUNT DOUBLES!

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You can't give a child a tiger! Especially not THIS child."

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It's my Headcannon. And in my headcanon, YOU DIE!

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Fra-gee-lay, must be Italian.

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“Your shoddy craftsmanship brings shame on all hedgehog-kind. And for that, you shall perish!”

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What kind of chores can a demonic plush toy do?

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Eliminating the risk of nematodes is the primary reason shaving cream was invented.


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“That is absolutely the emotional core of what a post-Snap episode of Sesame Street would be about.”

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You can fool all of the people some of the time and some of the people all of the time, but who's fooling you?


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I swear to God, I'll pistol whip the next guy that says shenanigans.

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“You may be able to fool all of the people some of the time, and some of the people all the time, and some of all the people all some of the time, but you can't fool me.”

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"I'm REFERRING to the six story tall FIREBALLS! like that one, right there. Now, can that happen to me in the kitchen, or something?"

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Buster Wrote:
"I'm REFERRING to the six story tall FIREBALLS! like that one, right there. Now, can that happen to me in the kitchen, or something?"

You actually already used that on page four.

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"Help! I've succumbed to the force of gravity and I can't regain my equilibrium!"

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The most common element in the cosmos is hydrogen. The second appears to be stupidity.


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