Housepets!

Jessica's living the high life.

Rock is really smart, he learned how to handle Jess, I'll give him that

Rock sure knows what it takes to calm someone down real quick.

Ok crew, you´re safe ... for now

Wow, that was easy. The hard part would be prying her away to see the new den. Karishad, don't disappoint!

That's right Jess fight for those non-existent rights!

There’s evil somewhere in this, I know,
Turning me out of my tree for a TV show.
You can’t do this, I know I’ve got the rights
To… um… shut up and go see the sights?
Where’s he going with those planks of wood,
Pretending to know all a handyman should?
You do remember I live in a tree, right?
You damage anything, Kari, there’ll be a fight.
So how long do I live in punishing luxury?
Condemned for a week? Two? The next snow flurry?
How fast will the guest stars get around?
This is the hottest jail on Babylon woods ground.

Karishad looks way too happy for someone hauling wood beams

Couldn't she just live there instead?

They should've brought Zach, too.

"Wait, why do you have a machine that dispenses poison?"

Oh no... I don't see this going very well. My guess is, since Karishad is involved, this is going to be Tiger's Very Own Super Special Television Show, but 100 times worse. By the time this is all said and done, Jessica just might skin poor Kari.

Ghost Machine wrote:Oh no... I don't see this going very well. My guess is, since Karishad is involved, this is going to be Tiger's Very Own Super Special Television Show, but 100 times worse. By the time this is all said and done, Jessica just might skin poor Kari.

This is why I said Kari and Rock are going to die.

So, which of these machines allows you to take a tan during the winter?

Unusuallynamedperson wrote:So, which of these machines allows you to take a tan during the winter?

"We don't tan, we're covered in fur."

Argent wrote:

Unusuallynamedperson wrote:So, which of these machines allows you to take a tan during the winter?

"We don't tan, we're covered in fur."

Who ever said it was for tanning?
I said 'allows you' not something else.

Argent wrote:"Wait, why do you have a machine that dispenses poison?"

Do opossums or ferrets have the same intolerance to chocolate that dogs do?

Kitch wrote:

Argent wrote:"Wait, why do you have a machine that dispenses poison?"

Do opossums or ferrets have the same intolerance to chocolate that dogs do?

Ferrets, absolutely. They seem even less capable of dealing with it than dogs. Possums, probably not, but theobromine (found in chocolate and coffee) tolerance has only been actually measured in dogs, cats, humans, and rodents. We can assume that carnivores in general have a problem, though some viverrids are known to eat coffee cherries but pass the beans undigested.

Kitch wrote:

Argent wrote:"Wait, why do you have a machine that dispenses poison?"

Do opossums or ferrets have the same intolerance to chocolate that dogs do?

Most likely ferrets. With opossum it could go either way, but I think it would be in their best interest to avoid. It isn't really an intolerance; they're unable to metabolize theobromine quickly enough to prevent it from acting as a neurotoxin if it accumulates. The same goes for caffeine, only more so.

HundKatzeMaus wrote:Rock is really smart, he learned how to handle Jess, I'll give him that

Well, Kenee also handled Jess, just see the cover of the sixth book.

Like D-Rock Said:

D-Rock wrote:Wow, that was easy.

Also, speaking of viverrids and coffee, please do not buy, support, promote, or drink Kopi Luwak. The guy who originally promoted it is horrified by the results of his actions and is now trying to get it banned. Some large distributors in the UK have dropped it. The animals responsible for eating and excreting the beans that are then used to make "civet coffee" are being farmed in horrifying conditions to meet the demand.

You've always got to wonder with those machines, if the powdered hot chocolate mix is actually chocolate, or just artificially chocolate flavored something else (sugar? Starch?) given most of the ingredient names are unpronounceable chemicals. Or at least the refill packs for the commercial ones are.

Also there is such a thing as decaf instant cappuccino, it's disgusting and overpriced, but it is a thing.

Some days later: Rock you disgusting devilish ferret, the machine is out of coffee, chocolate, AND hot water! I knew there was something evil about it!

Frank wrote:Some days later: Rock you disgusting devilish ferret, the machine is out of coffee, chocolate, AND hot water! I knew there was something evil about it!

What do you mean 'some days'? She's about to have everyone she knows come a knocking...

Oh, congratulations, Rock! You found a quick and efficient way to calm down your vict... ehm, Jessica. Eh, when money can do the impossible... Anyway, you could insist with your rights, Jessica, and if there are none, you have to make some now. But no, it's not the time, you're so comfy inside the trailer. Now pretend to make it your new second house! Karishad is already at work (who can stop him? ), can't wait to see what "good" work he'll do inside dat den.

next thing we know the tree starts to resemble a TARDIS in it's constraint to physical proportion...

Frank wrote:Karishad looks way too happy for someone hauling wood beams

He's probably thinking up puns about having really long... lumber

Jess has the right idea. Snuggle up in a warm bed and wait for it to all blow over.

I really hate these sorts of 'reality' shows.
I really prefer Ferrets.

And then Jess never wanted to go back to the woods again. ever.

I wonder if Jess will ponder about living the high life now? =P

GameCobra wrote:And then Jess never wanted to go back to the woods again. ever.

I wonder if Jess will ponder about living the high life now? =P

And where would Tiger go?

You gotta wonder, though, what Kari's doing right now... je ne sais pas xD

Welsh Halfwit wrote:And where would Tiger go?

Tiger would probably try to mock each attempt while simultaneously pull his fur out as she succeeds. =3

Does anybody else think that Rock looks cute in that jacket? Just me? OK.