Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Fri May 06, 2016 6:57 am
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Terrible super powers
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Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2016 11:35 am
The ability to instantly convert any computer OS to Windows Vista just by touching the computer.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Sun Jun 05, 2016 5:10 pm
The ability to read in the dark, but only in the dark
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Mon Jun 06, 2016 9:56 am
the ability to eat infinate amounts of mustard, but nothing but it.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Sun Jun 12, 2016 6:19 pm
The ability to make everything you touch explode.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2016 8:19 am
the ability to rise armies of undead mangos but decompose almost instantly
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2016 10:11 am
The ability to only make this face 
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Mon Jun 13, 2016 10:53 am
the ability tomactually all of the timeRe: Terrible super powers
Posted: Thu Jun 30, 2016 12:32 am
the ability to make your palms sweat at will.
would actually be useful if you had a garden.. instant fertilizer!Unusuallynamedperson wrote:the ability to rise armies of undead mangos but decompose almost instantly
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Sun Jul 03, 2016 2:10 pm
The ability to only shapeshift into giant inanimate objects.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Tue Jul 05, 2016 12:30 pm
Kirby kinda does that already so not really useless
The ability to read your own mind
The ability to read your own mind
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Thu Jul 07, 2016 11:02 pm
No, I mean something like a giant screwdriver when all you really need is a little one, like for glasses, or telephone that no one can use.
Telekinesis that only works when you're alone and with things you can easily pick up.
Telekinesis that only works when you're alone and with things you can easily pick up.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Sat Jul 09, 2016 10:16 am
the ability to teleport 1cm, on a 1 hour cooldown.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Sun Jul 10, 2016 8:40 pm
The ability to summon all sorts of attack animals but not be able to control them.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Tue Jul 12, 2016 8:24 pm
The ability to smell like you haven't bathed in a few days.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Tue Jul 19, 2016 12:26 am
The ability to change the quality of your vision, and only going from normal to poor.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Wed Feb 22, 2017 9:59 pm
The ability to uninstall only the uninstaller, without actually removing the program you wanted to remove.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 7:28 am
So every 3rd party program everBuster wrote:The ability to uninstall only the uninstaller, without actually removing the program you wanted to remove.
The ability to predict things an hour before they happen but only if there's nothing you can do about it.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 9:01 am
The ability to move all the stains from one tooth to another tooth, but only one and once they're there you can't get rid of them.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Thu Feb 23, 2017 4:05 pm
Super strength, but you have glass bones and paper skin.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 6:43 pm
The ability to change the colour of anything... to Vantablack.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 7:17 pm
^Actually awesome
Being able to kill people you hate but you become a bit like them.
Being able to kill people you hate but you become a bit like them.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:23 pm
Being able to regrow your teeth, but they always come back in crooked and need to be straightened out with braces. Every. Single. Time.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:45 pm
Being able to regrow your teeth, but only the wisdom teeth that need to be taken out. Every. Single. Time.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Sun Mar 05, 2017 9:46 pm
Deadpool's awful healingfactor/supercancer combo. and not the movie/game version, the comic version. the movie/game version still looks and sounds like a person, rather than a person-shaped lump of bad hamburger who's gargling cement and razor blades when he talks.
and you can't turn it off.CyberDragon wrote:Being able to regrow your teeth, but only the wisdom teeth that need to be taken out. Every. Single. Time.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2017 1:14 pm
the ability to make your own internet slower then what it is already, but it has to be yours and you don't get to choose when you make it slower.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2017 4:58 pm
I think I have that superpower ^
Being able to avoid using the bathroom for months at a time, but you can't eat or drink and your hunger/thirst increases exponentially.
Being able to avoid using the bathroom for months at a time, but you can't eat or drink and your hunger/thirst increases exponentially.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Tue Mar 07, 2017 5:04 pm
The ability to never notice injury disease or infection. it's still there, and it's still limiting/hurting you, you're just uncannily oblivious.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:33 pm
The power to spit from any height and hit your target.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 2:50 pm
The power to ALWAYS embarasse yourself when trying to talk or show something of importance.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 4:49 pm
Like misspelling "embarrass"?FancyHat wrote:The power to ALWAYS embarasse yourself when trying to talk or show something of importance.
The ability to produce movies, but only terrible ones.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 10:45 pm
the ability tell jokes that everyone always gets the punch line of, exactly two years later.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Fri Mar 10, 2017 11:42 pm
The ability to take the previous poster's comment and twist it for comedic effect, but failing to be funny.
like what I do.
like what I do.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 3:59 pm
Douglas Collier wrote: The ability to produce movies, but only terrible ones.
So basically Uwe Boll...
The ability to permanently BSoD any electronic device within a mile... ANY electronic device and it's always active.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Sun Mar 12, 2017 5:14 pm
The ability to make people's heads explode, but only if they're your friends.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Mon Mar 13, 2017 8:32 am
The Ability to make infinitely long posts on the forum without any limitations but only for things you don't care about and you can't use any formatting or emoticons
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 5:21 pm
The ability to summon garden gnomes every hour on the hour, regardless if you're awake or not.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 5:32 pm
Xray vision, but it only works with transparent objects
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Thu Mar 16, 2017 6:43 pm
The ability to only perceive the world through the lens of a trashy, badly written, supernatural romance novel, that even it's author decided was too awful to ever be published.
Re: Terrible super powers
Posted: Fri Mar 17, 2017 8:57 am
the ability to write on yourself without a pen but only see it from the inside of your body.