Terrible super powers
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Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to mini mod
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to instantly convert any computer OS to Windows Vista just by touching the computer.
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Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to read in the dark, but only in the dark
I have no idea what I'm doing here.
But hey, I'll roll with it.
But hey, I'll roll with it.
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the ability to eat infinate amounts of mustard, but nothing but it.
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to make everything you touch explode.
Rise, my army of mangos, and ruin their cleanliness!
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the ability to rise armies of undead mangos but decompose almost instantly
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to only make this face
Rise, my army of mangos, and ruin their cleanliness!
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the ability tomactually all of the time
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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Re: Terrible super powers
the ability to make your palms sweat at will.
would actually be useful if you had a garden.. instant fertilizer!Unusuallynamedperson wrote:the ability to rise armies of undead mangos but decompose almost instantly
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Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to only shapeshift into giant inanimate objects.
Let's give it everything we've got! Get ready, because it's Punishment Time!
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What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
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Kirby kinda does that already so not really useless
The ability to read your own mind
The ability to read your own mind
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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Re: Terrible super powers
No, I mean something like a giant screwdriver when all you really need is a little one, like for glasses, or telephone that no one can use.
Telekinesis that only works when you're alone and with things you can easily pick up.
Telekinesis that only works when you're alone and with things you can easily pick up.
Let's give it everything we've got! Get ready, because it's Punishment Time!
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
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Re: Terrible super powers
the ability to teleport 1cm, on a 1 hour cooldown.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to summon all sorts of attack animals but not be able to control them.
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Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to smell like you haven't bathed in a few days.
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Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to change the quality of your vision, and only going from normal to poor.
Let's give it everything we've got! Get ready, because it's Punishment Time!
-Monokuma
What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
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What? Even if I like dark topics, I can't resist cuteness.
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Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to uninstall only the uninstaller, without actually removing the program you wanted to remove.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Re: Terrible super powers
So every 3rd party program everBuster wrote:The ability to uninstall only the uninstaller, without actually removing the program you wanted to remove.
The ability to predict things an hour before they happen but only if there's nothing you can do about it.
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Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to move all the stains from one tooth to another tooth, but only one and once they're there you can't get rid of them.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Terrible super powers
Super strength, but you have glass bones and paper skin.
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Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to change the colour of anything... to Vantablack.
Re: Terrible super powers
^Actually awesome
Being able to kill people you hate but you become a bit like them.
Being able to kill people you hate but you become a bit like them.
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Re: Terrible super powers
Being able to regrow your teeth, but they always come back in crooked and need to be straightened out with braces. Every. Single. Time.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Terrible super powers
Being able to regrow your teeth, but only the wisdom teeth that need to be taken out. Every. Single. Time.
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It's not my job to judge your sins.
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Re: Terrible super powers
Deadpool's awful healingfactor/supercancer combo. and not the movie/game version, the comic version. the movie/game version still looks and sounds like a person, rather than a person-shaped lump of bad hamburger who's gargling cement and razor blades when he talks.
and you can't turn it off.CyberDragon wrote:Being able to regrow your teeth, but only the wisdom teeth that need to be taken out. Every. Single. Time.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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the ability to make your own internet slower then what it is already, but it has to be yours and you don't get to choose when you make it slower.
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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Re: Terrible super powers
I think I have that superpower ^
Being able to avoid using the bathroom for months at a time, but you can't eat or drink and your hunger/thirst increases exponentially.
Being able to avoid using the bathroom for months at a time, but you can't eat or drink and your hunger/thirst increases exponentially.
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The ability to never notice injury disease or infection. it's still there, and it's still limiting/hurting you, you're just uncannily oblivious.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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The power to spit from any height and hit your target.
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Re: Terrible super powers
The power to ALWAYS embarasse yourself when trying to talk or show something of importance.
"Crimes?" "Crimes."
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Like misspelling "embarrass"?FancyHat wrote:The power to ALWAYS embarasse yourself when trying to talk or show something of importance.
The ability to produce movies, but only terrible ones.
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
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the ability tell jokes that everyone always gets the punch line of, exactly two years later.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to take the previous poster's comment and twist it for comedic effect, but failing to be funny.
like what I do.
like what I do.
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It's not my job to pick a side.
It's not my job to judge your sins.
It's my job to save your life."
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Re: Terrible super powers
Douglas Collier wrote: The ability to produce movies, but only terrible ones.
So basically Uwe Boll...
The ability to permanently BSoD any electronic device within a mile... ANY electronic device and it's always active.
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Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to make people's heads explode, but only if they're your friends.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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The Ability to make infinitely long posts on the forum without any limitations but only for things you don't care about and you can't use any formatting or emoticons
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to summon garden gnomes every hour on the hour, regardless if you're awake or not.
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Re: Terrible super powers
The ability to only perceive the world through the lens of a trashy, badly written, supernatural romance novel, that even it's author decided was too awful to ever be published.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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the ability to write on yourself without a pen but only see it from the inside of your body.
If I hit someone with a dictionary is that physical, or verbal assault?
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