Housepets!

This game is simple. you try to come up with a superpower as or more useless/inconvenient than what the last person posted.

like this:

Poster 1: The ability to fly north (no other direction)
Poster 2: The ability to teleport, but only 1 ft

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The ability to walk on air, but not get down.

The ability to transform.

Into a tree only.

I just HAD to throw in an ASDF Movie reference.

the ability to produce a blinding light, but only when no one is looking

You have X-ray vision, but only on vegetables.

The ability to levitate. But only as high as you can jump, and you can't move in any direction.

It's levitation, not flight.

The ability to read minds. But it only works on rocks.

you can teleport, but only up and down.

Can communicate with animals, but only dead canned ones.

Can create lightning, but only while in a pool.

The ability to run in super slow-motion.

SuperStar wrote:Can communicate with animals, but only dead canned ones.

I don't want to talk to corned beef... xD

Heat-ray eyes. Only gets as hot as 99 degrees Fahrenheit.

The ability to always know what the weather was like exactly 25 years ago

the ability to detach your limbs. but you can never reattach them.

The ability to understand any language, but only while standing under a rambutan tree.

Getting Meat Vision.

Seat vision: Chairs are the only thing you can see

The ability to read mind, but you can only hear their weirdest secrets.

The ability to teleport to the sun. Nowhere else, just the sun. And you can't teleport back.

Sleet vision: everyone looks like an androgynous anthropomorphic arctic fox

SuperStar wrote:The ability to read mind, but you can only hear their weirdest secrets.

that may be useless for a hero, but a villain could use it for blackmail

The power to make yourself resemble anyone who is currently wanted by at least three western governments.

The power to speak any language, but you can only sound like a racist stereotype.

RandomGeekNamedBrent wrote: that may be useless for a hero, but a villain could use it for blackmail

Not even a villain would be able to handle it.

The power to speak every language, but only simultaneously. good luck figuring out what you just said.

The power to breathe water - but only when you're in a desert.

the power to communicate with pet goldfish

The power to see deadly amounts of gamma radiation when in its presence.

The power to...

melt!

The power to tell the difference of over 1,000 different blends of coffee.

Punchy wrote:The power to...

melt!

If you ever watched the movie Sky High you'd know that's not such as bad power.

The ability to tell if you're asleep.

The ability to spontaniously faint.

The inability to feel pain. Have fun starving to death because you don't know you need to eat. Or breaking your legs and not knowing anythings wrong.

The power to control water, but only one drop at a time.

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Hey, I just had an idea to change this game up a bit, to make it a bit more involved rather than just posting jokes. What if it's changed so that User1 posts a superpower, then User2 states it's flaws, and then posts the new power.
Exa:
User1: The power of flight
User2: But you can only fly north.
Telekinesis.
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Buster, what do you think?

The ability to read your own mind.

SuperStar wrote:Hey, I just had an idea to change this game up a bit, to make it a bit more involved rather than just posting jokes. What if it's changed so that User1 posts a superpower, then User2 states it's flaws, and then posts the new power.

Kinda Corrupt a Superpower? Nice! xD

I like it the way it is, but I suppose that would make it more game-like


the power to remember everything... you've seen on TV

Super strength, but you can't control it, making things as trivial as grabbing something catastrophic.

The power to convert muscle into fat.

The power to shrink everything, only at the same time and by the same proportions.

The power to launch random things into space, only you have no idea what, where, or when.

SuperStar wrote:Hey, I just had an idea to change this game up a bit, to make it a bit more involved rather than just posting jokes. What if it's changed so that User1 posts a superpower, then User2 states it's flaws, and then posts the new power.
Exa:
User1: The power of flight
User2: But you can only fly north.
Telekinesis.
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Buster, what do you think?

I'm fine with either, but some of the others here seem to be attached to this as-is.

Kind of seems redundant, in my eyes, as it would be pretty much what "Corrupt a Wish" already is.

The power to breathe underwater, but unable to swim.

It would it make more game-like. I don't think it's too redundant but I'm not forcing it.

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The ability to summon tumbleweed.