Another awkward moment

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Tue Nov 11, 2014 6:15 pm

SergeiTheFox wrote:That awkward moment when you end a phone call with "I love you" to a person you barely know

http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VxyYb8FCH-k

MrNeonShot · Post by **MrNeonShot** » Tue Nov 11, 2014 6:23 pm

Douglas Collier wrote:
SergeiTheFox wrote:That awkward moment when you end a phone call with "I love you" to a person you barely know
http://m.youtube.com/watch?v=VxyYb8FCH-k

"I don't need your extra peanut butter."
Lol!

dtlux1 · Post by **dtlux1** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 12:16 pm

That moment when someone knows you, but you don't know them and you start to explain things they already know. Then they say they know and ask if you remember them.

I hated it when this happened. I just walked away and acted like nothing ever happened.

JeffCvt · Post by **JeffCvt** » Wed Nov 12, 2014 3:53 pm

Better than some guy you don't know literally walking up to you, calling you by name, and asking for a ride home. I was lucky I had the excuse that my truck was in for repairs and I was taking the bus home that day.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 2:25 am

Driving home without a muffler and knowing that everybody can hear your car as it drives.

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 8:55 am

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Driving home without a muffler and knowing that everybody can hear your car as it drives.

That was YOU?!

That awkward moment when someone you know discovers you're a furry and you have to explain that you don't "do the nasty" with animals...

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 12:48 pm

JeffCvt wrote:Better than some guy you don't know literally walking up to you, calling you by name, and asking for a ride home. I was lucky I had the excuse that my truck was in for repairs and I was taking the bus home that day.

Me and my friend had some woman in a Wal-Mart parking lot walk up to us and ask for a ride to the hotel. I said sure and about halfway there she asked us if we wanted some Adderall.

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 1:57 pm

Deske wrote:
JeffCvt wrote:Better than some guy you don't know literally walking up to you, calling you by name, and asking for a ride home. I was lucky I had the excuse that my truck was in for repairs and I was taking the bus home that day.
Me and my friend had some woman in a Wal-Mart parking lot walk up to us and ask for a ride to the hotel. I said sure and about halfway there she asked us if we wanted some Adderall.

I used to use Adderall. I hated it SO much. All it did was make me tired during the day, unable to sleep at night, and made me look like an anorexic....

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 2:09 pm

That's basically what it did to me when I had it prescribed to me.

dtlux1 · Post by **dtlux1** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 3:02 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Driving home without a muffler and knowing that everybody can hear your car as it drives.

Reminds me of when we had to leave our camp about 8 years ago due to a flood. I was in my Dad's dump truck, and we were driving through the dirt roads to get to the main road and to town. There was one point where the water was over the road, because it was right before a bridge. We were driving through the water when a branch ripped off the muffler and it got taken away by the water. My dad looked for it and couldn't find it. The next day he bought a new one. When it was safe to go back to our camp, he stopped because he saw something from the road. He stopped to see what it was, and it was his muffler that got ripped off.

I guess that counts as an awkward moment.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Thu Nov 13, 2014 9:32 pm

Except that I don't know exactly where it fell off.

MrNeonShot · Post by **MrNeonShot** » Fri Nov 14, 2014 11:55 pm

Awkward moment when you try to explain that if Link was a girl, all it would change is the fact that Zelda and Link would just be friends.
Then they go to flip out, but realize that my point is true and move on to say "The feminist fans would go berserk telling everyone "told you so!"
Which I follow up with my concluding point. "If it ain't broke, don't fix it."
...
And then we go on to talk about his weird teachers.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Nov 15, 2014 2:07 am

Yeah but isn't Sheik a guy when Zelda transforms into him? That's always what I thought.

MrNeonShot · Post by **MrNeonShot** » Sat Nov 15, 2014 9:41 am

In the Zelda Manga's, she did turn into a guy. But in the actual game, she just learned the art of disguise to make herself look like a guy. She doesn't actually turn into a guy :3

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sat Nov 15, 2014 4:15 pm

It might not be funny, but it is rather awkward at work to have a customer ask for an item. you look, don't see it, BUT THEN. After they are gone and it's been an hour, you find the item they are looking for. It was also right in front of you.

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sat Nov 15, 2014 8:04 pm

My tongue hates me.

We have a type of large but harmless spider here called a "huntsman". I saw one of these in my house the other day and I was telling my family about it. Except my tongue got stuck and I said: "I had a big husband crawling across my floor."

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Sat Nov 15, 2014 10:50 pm

Hlaoroo wrote:My tongue hates me.

We have a type of large but harmless spider here called a "huntsman". I saw one of these in my house the other day and I was telling my family about it. Except my tongue got stuck and I said: "I had a big husband crawling across my floor."

Hahahhah huntsman spiders look terrifying. The biggest i've seen in Americaland is a wolf spider.

Cesco · Post by **Cesco** » Sat Nov 15, 2014 11:13 pm

Too funny.

You're a maker of awkward moments, Hlaoroo.

And Australia is a maker of wild and dangerous creatures even found at home...

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun Nov 16, 2014 12:10 am

Did you return the husband to his wife?

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Sun Nov 16, 2014 2:29 am

Nah he ran and hid under the couch before I could catch him.

Now I can never go near that couch again.

Jacey · Post by **Jacey** » Sun Nov 16, 2014 3:22 am

Hlaoroo wrote:Nah he ran and hid under the couch before I could catch him.

Now I can never go near that couch again.

Burn the couch

Sun Nov 16, 2014 3:26 am

I hate when spiders escape under the couch. I need to sleep on that couch.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun Nov 16, 2014 4:14 pm

Don't worry! I'm sure the wife will find husband number 8 soon!

xD

InDaZone1219 · Post by **InDaZone1219** » Mon Nov 17, 2014 12:09 pm

That moment when you draw something, someone asks what you what you drew, then you try to discard the paper only to figure out that the place had no trashcans. The trashcans have failed me...

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Mon Nov 17, 2014 12:47 pm

Hlaoroo wrote:My tongue hates me.

We have a type of large but harmless spider here called a "huntsman". I saw one of these in my house the other day and I was telling my family about it. Except my tongue got stuck and I said: "I had a big husband crawling across my floor."

Hey... I'm not that big

How else would I fit under the couch?

Post by **Hlaoroo** » Mon Nov 17, 2014 8:58 pm

Oh, that was you?

Good thing I didn't squish it then.

dtlux1 · Post by **dtlux1** » Mon Nov 17, 2014 9:17 pm

Hlaoroo wrote:Oh, that was you? Good thing I didn't squish it then.

Good thing, or you would have had to listen to my story of the Great Spider vs. Giant War.

That awkward moment when you listen to me tell a story.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Tue Nov 18, 2014 12:02 am

You better get back Sergei before your wife takes he next ~~victim~~ husband. xD

Foxstar · Post by **Foxstar** » Sat Nov 22, 2014 2:19 pm

I never have public awkward moments.

Douglas Collier · Post by **Douglas Collier** » Sat Nov 22, 2014 2:34 pm

Foxstar wrote:I never have public awkward moments.

What does Big Brother have to say about that?

It wasn't until yesterday that I realized Tarot is pronounced "Tero" - I've been pronouncing it "Terət" or "Ter-ät" this whole time.

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sat Nov 22, 2014 5:26 pm

Same here. And I have heard the word used before but I keep on thinking "Tar-at" instead of "Tero".

deepskycyan · Post by **deepskycyan** » Sun Nov 23, 2014 9:26 am

Wonder how many people know how Tarot is actually pronounced. I sure didn't, and maybe even Rick doesn't

That name is going to sound so weird to me now.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Sun Nov 23, 2014 6:57 pm

I know it as both ways but people would look at me odd if I said "Tero"

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Sun Nov 23, 2014 8:08 pm

Then again, you're speaking to the girl who pronounced "Margot" as "Mar-Got". Embarrassing when I had to do an oral report about Anne Frank.

Post by **Render** » Sun Nov 23, 2014 9:06 pm

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Then again, you're speaking to the girl who pronounced "Margot" as "Mar-Got". Embarrassing when I had to do an oral report about Anne Frank.

What's wrong with pronouncing "Margot" as "Mar-Got"? That's completely correct with the t at the end. I think expecially for the German Anne Frank and her sister Margot in the German pronounciation [ˈmargɔt] fully correct and appropriate.

Deske · Post by **Deske** » Mon Nov 24, 2014 1:24 am

I've never heard of pronouncing the T in Margot. It's always been Mar-go to me.

SergeiTheFox · Post by **SergeiTheFox** » Mon Nov 24, 2014 1:16 pm

I have always pronounced Tarot as "Tero", but I used to have a weird way of pronouncing "Ouija".

That awkward moment when the crotch of your pants tears in class... And your boyfriend sees it...
And you are also wearing panties......

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Mon Nov 24, 2014 5:22 pm

Well I did not know that her name was pronounced like that. I feel a lot smarter now. Yay!

Post by **Render** » Tue Nov 25, 2014 2:52 pm

Deske wrote:I've never heard of pronouncing the T in Margot. It's always been Mar-go to me.

That the French version...

Amazee Dayzee · Post by **Amazee Dayzee** » Wed Nov 26, 2014 2:26 am

Though when the name comes up around here, its Margo and pronounced as such.