As for B... depends on if you mean figurative clown or literal clown.
If it's figurative, going on a date with him/her might be fun.
If literal, I think my saw needs it's chain sharpened first...
WYR:
A) Wind up in the Mortal Kombat Universe
B) Wind up in the Killer Instinct Universe
C) A crossover between the two.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
TicoTaco wrote:Even with both I would probably hide somewhere safe
They're both pretty screwed up worlds, one's a dystopia under a corrupt and horribly messed up corporate autocracy, the other is constantly teetering on Universal Armageddon. The only safe place in either is inside a coffin...
Cereal or Toast?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
It depends on the brand, but most of the time I’ll choose cereal.
WYR write a thirty page essay on whether or not pineapple should be a pizza topping, or try to explain the plot of the Kingdom Hearts franchise without sounding insane?
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
WYR be stuck in the middle of the most heated politic debate you’ve ever seen, or be forced to binge watch all the worst episodes of Star Trek, with no breaks allowed?
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
The more mediocre Voyager and Enterprise episodes are still LEAGUES better than 90% of what passes for "quality" television today. Easy choice.
there is a train coming, but there are people standing on the tracks, on the main track, there are 1000 random people, on the other track, are Peanut and Grape.
will you leave the train on the main track or divert it onto the other track?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
I'm diverting the train under the assumptions that (1) risking two lives is better than a thousand, (2) it's easier for two folks to get out of the way than a thousand, and (3) I have more confidence in the survival skills of our dog and cat than a thousand random strangers. Besides, I get a front row seat to see how Rick gets them outta this in the next episode!
I overthought this, didn't I, Buster?
My turn...
You are crossing the Caribbean from Florida to your a favorite isle BUT you are captured by pirates with a cruel sense of humor and poor logistical skills. They offer you a choice...
1. Continue your journey in a small boat of questionable seaworthiness and one oar.
Or
2. Continue your journey in a hot air balloon with limited fuel and a flammable riding basket.
Regards.
Well, since they have questionable logistical skills, they picked me up just off the coast of my destination. I’ll take the boat and hope I don’t have to swim the hundred feet or so.
Would your rather pet a puppy or a kitten?
Douglas isn't my real name, but because of a name block put on me by a higher-order being known as Djinni, I can't say my real name.
Would you rather live in the first mars or lunar colony?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Spongebob has been getting better lately, and it doesn’t regularly insult anyone who complains about the show, nor does it regularly mock the idea that kid shows should actually care about what they’re teaching the kids who watch them.
WYR be stuck in snails pace traffic for three hours, or have your flight be delayed for one hour, but you’re stuck between a shrieking baby and the bratiest kid known to man?
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
Traffic. I don't drive, so i would logically be the passenger. ergo there's nothing stopping me from reading one of the dozen books i keep loaded on my phone.
WYR be recruited as a henchmen by a spy movie villan or an action movie villan?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
Would you rather be stuck on a 12 hour flight next to:
Option A: Someone who smells like a rotting corpse
or
Option B: Someone who does not shut up and speaks in a really loud voice
I've taken more long-distance flights than I care to admit ... by the time you land, everybody's pretty aromatic. Yak-meisters are a curse on the gene pool.
WYR
1. Develop a wicked sore throat two hours before a date you've planned on all week.
or
2. A painful earache two hours before that grand opening flick you stood out half the night to see.
Since I don't really go on dates, I guess I'll take the earache.
Would you rather:
Option A: Put on a fake Canadian accent for a week and put maple syrup on everything you eat
or
Option B: Put on a fake British accent for a week and only drink tea (this includes bringing your own tea to fast food places if you go there)
(You can do either option in your own home for a week so no one would think you're a walking stereotype)
I'd think have them live with me. It'd be nice to have some music playing, and while Macabre is a soft-spoken individual, he's not cold. Also, I'm happy with who I am.
WYR
Have nothing but Pumpkin Spice treats for a month?
OR
Have nothing but Mint treats for a month?
Faith doesn't change circumstances. Faith changes me.
Avatar by CHAOKOCartoons
Pumpkin Spice gets kinda old fast but I firmly believe that York Peppermint Patties should be recognized by the Department of Agriculture as a separate food group.
WYR
Have the ability to play the piano.
Or
Have the ability to design plumbing for construction companies?
Normal water. You never said it had to be consecutive minutes.
Would you rather have the next season of your favorite show be absolutely perfect in every way, or be put in charge of your countries government.
Edited this from the original version since it was a bit too dark.
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?
Car. I don't drive or own a vehicle and a random city bus would be cleaned out long before I got to it.
Wyr work cash or customer service on Christmas Eve?
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
I think there’s a smaller chance of me winding up in a horror game if I choose aquarium.
WYR train the worlds dumbest puppy or herd 100 of the worlds most obnoxious cats?
Play The Hayseed Knight. This isn’t self promotion, I just really like the game.
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You ever realize that the two longest pieces of literature in existence are both fanfics? Weird right?