Housepets!

Posted: **Mon Apr 10, 2017 4:16 pm**

I win by procrastinating doing my online Statistics quiz and posting here instead.

Posted: **Mon Apr 10, 2017 6:19 pm**

Agh, darn it, now i have to bury this game on the second page again... Do you know how long that takes?!

Posted: **Wed Apr 12, 2017 6:48 pm**

Buster wrote:Agh, darn it, now i have to bury this game on the second page again... Do you know how long that takes?!

I win by telling you that you don't win.

Posted: **Tue Apr 25, 2017 3:45 pm**

I win by being the person that wins.

Posted: **Tue Apr 25, 2017 8:52 pm**

I win because I'm stubborn!

Posted: **Tue Apr 25, 2017 11:56 pm**

BLARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

That is all, carry on.

Posted: **Fri Apr 28, 2017 9:30 pm**

I win after managing to rise up from the depths of Tartarus!

Posted: **Sun Apr 30, 2017 7:15 am**

I steal the win and push you back down.

Posted: **Sun Apr 30, 2017 4:39 pm**

I drag you down with me, taking the win and punching you in the face.

Posted: **Sun May 14, 2017 6:15 pm**

i snatch it from you and sprint away

Posted: **Sun May 14, 2017 6:37 pm**

I steal the win because you replied to every single thread

Posted: **Sun May 14, 2017 6:45 pm**

i steal it back.

Posted: **Sun May 14, 2017 8:52 pm**

I steal the win and jump off a cliff with my wingsuit.

Posted: **Mon May 15, 2017 12:50 pm**

I shoot you down with a cannon and catch the win.

Posted: **Mon May 15, 2017 5:05 pm**

I tackle you and intercept the win

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2017 2:02 am**

I take the win by Sneak Attack!

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2017 7:34 am**

i tack-weld your clothing to the ceiling and walk away with the win.

Posted: **Tue Jun 13, 2017 9:53 am**

I bump into you on the street, pickpocketing the win from you and continuing like nothing happened.

Posted: **Wed Jul 05, 2017 7:40 pm**

while in the street, i uppercut a truck causing it to land in a way that cuts off your exit, allowing me time to catch up and reclaim what's mine.

Posted: **Fri Jul 07, 2017 3:35 am**

Have fun with what's yours, some pebbles. I'll take the win instead.

Posted: **Fri Jul 07, 2017 1:20 pm**

*shrugs*

*steals Render and runs in the other direction*

Posted: **Tue Oct 10, 2017 6:45 am**

I drive over you and Render and grab the flattened win

Posted: **Wed Oct 18, 2017 9:46 am**

I push you off a cliff and take the win

Posted: **Tue Oct 24, 2017 7:06 am**

We both fall off the cliff since I'm holding the win too hard and when we hit the ground, we both flatten.

While you're laying on the on the ground, I, thin as a paper, grab the win and run away with it

Posted: **Fri Nov 03, 2017 4:39 pm**

I tie strings around your wrists and ankles, fly flattened you up like a kite, and off you go, chum....

Bye-bye...

I win.

Posted: **Fri Nov 03, 2017 7:29 pm**

I rebuild tsMKG... a thousand times. and send them all after you.

VICTORY IS MINE!

Posted: **Fri Nov 03, 2017 9:04 pm**

One tsMKG: We're gonna share the win between all of us!

Other tsMKG: Though unafortunately there's no portion for Buster...

One tsMKG: What's the matter? We all win, Buster loses!

Posted: **Tue Nov 07, 2017 4:56 pm**

Ah Ha !! I stealthily bring up an electric fan and hit the ON switch !!

Yes! All the flattened tsMKG are six!we into the air and I WIN !!

Sort off...stupid fan surge blew all the circuits in my house. Sigh.

Well...anyhow... I STILL WIN.

Posted: **Thu Nov 09, 2017 6:19 pm**

I (or we) review your orthography and give you a REALLY bad score so you're not able to win anymore.
By the way, I'll (or we'll) take the WIN.

(Seriously, that post was confusing

)

Posted: **Thu Nov 09, 2017 7:04 pm**

oh hello, welcome to testing chamber negative two. this test is only half constructed at the moment so it may not even be solvable. don't worry about the win, i will hold onto it until you're done solving this unsolvable test.

Posted: **Sat Nov 25, 2017 1:40 pm**

I complete the construction, ensnaring you all, and I emerge triumphant.

Posted: **Sat Nov 25, 2017 4:45 pm**

Though the floor where you were standing was on of the construction's weakest spot so it fell and you with it.
Then the building collapsed and under the building's debris, I throw my head outside to grab the WIN that's barely holding from your hand that is barely poking from under the debris.

Posted: **Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:03 pm**

...but as you turn to go, my grasping fingers clutch your ankle in a horrendous death grip, pulling your desperately struggling self inexorably beneath the rubble and, shortly after your terror-stricken face vanishes, I crawl triumphantly from the ruins to bellow to the astonished sky ... I WIN.

Posted: **Mon Nov 27, 2017 10:32 pm**

*walks by before you can climb out*
*tosses the win to MKG Clone 311*
here ya go.

Posted: **Tue Nov 28, 2017 11:36 am**

I shuffle away slowly, shoulders sagging, dejected, defeated, so dispirited that the MKG 311 clone ... moved by a mix of pity and disgust hands me the win ... and I run off cackling madly... I WIN!

Posted: **Sat Dec 02, 2017 12:10 am**

I trip you while you're running away, and take the win for myself!

Posted: **Wed Dec 06, 2017 11:09 pm**

I fall out of the sky randomly and land on you, knocking the win from your hands. I then take it for myself.

Posted: **Thu Dec 07, 2017 8:24 am**

I ride in on a tsunami wave and, as you are washed away, I wresting the prize from your sinking grasp and I win.

Posted: **Thu Dec 21, 2017 7:41 pm**

I dry out the ocean before your wave gets very far and collect the win from your shriveled up form.

Posted: **Tue Dec 26, 2017 11:07 pm**

Clutching your pulsating wrist, I pull you under the sand while catapulting myself to the surface and claiming the victory for my grime-besmeared self!

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