Housepets!

Posted: **Wed Dec 31, 2014 4:04 pm**

Pit if you have an iPhone, then you better hide it before somebody steals it. Then again with all the money, he can buy the next generation iPhone.

Posted: **Thu Jan 01, 2015 12:23 pm**

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Pit if you have an iPhone, then you better hide it before somebody steals it. Then again with all the money, he can buy the next generation iPhone.

Even before it's out...

Lets all park in the new year!

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Posted: **Thu Jan 01, 2015 4:22 pm**

So now Freddy suddenly proclaims that his name is Joey? Must be a new year, new name sort of thing.

Posted: **Fri Jan 02, 2015 9:41 pm**

Amazee Dayzee wrote:So now Freddy suddenly proclaims that his name is Joey? Must be a new year, new name sort of thing.

I'm more confused about his "Have a good day!!! Have a good day!!!" scream...

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Posted: **Fri Jan 02, 2015 11:48 pm**

Maybe he's a bit schizophrenic and it shows now earlier in the New Year due to all of the orange soda he drank.

Posted: **Sat Jan 03, 2015 12:31 pm**

Isn't it great that Lucretia wants to learn a lot of commands? She'll be a good pet soon.

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Posted: **Sat Jan 03, 2015 2:54 pm**

Two things:

1) Who the **** is Gianna Michael?

2) How did Freddy fit a football and drinks in Simon's ear?

Mod Edit Don't use that word as a swear

Posted: **Mon Jan 12, 2015 3:38 pm**

So, I'm back from my little vacation at my aunt's place. Before getting back into the intended schedule, have a S&F one.

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Posted: **Mon Jan 12, 2015 4:22 pm**

What? I heard worse language from truck drivers.

Posted: **Tue Jan 13, 2015 10:51 am**

Amazee Dayzee wrote:What? I heard worse language from truck drivers.

Oh, I forgot to mention that this was a pretty old translation. But Huk and I liked Angie as the cleaning lady. So I just redid the text in the correct font (it has been posted here in the "The Bad Translator" game).

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Posted: **Tue Jan 13, 2015 4:50 pm**

Why would you wanna lose something in the BATHROOM?

Posted: **Wed Jan 14, 2015 2:23 pm**

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Why would you wanna lose something in the BATHROOM?

Does that really matter? As long as you not get married before you were born.

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Posted: **Wed Jan 14, 2015 7:27 pm**

Awwww Rexie! Of course you are good enough. Don't you ever think that you aren't!

Posted: **Thu Jan 15, 2015 1:57 pm**

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Awwww Rexie! Of course you are good enough. Don't you ever think that you aren't!

And what about the bus? Is it the one, Lucretia needs to take to go shopping?

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Posted: **Thu Jan 15, 2015 2:45 pm**

In the second panel Lucretia looks like she's about to say something normal!

Er, I'm not sure how appropriate that last panel is though - either she's talking about eating a child's heart or... let's just say the other alternative is worse.

Posted: **Thu Jan 15, 2015 3:24 pm**

Well she is a wolf and they are carnivores so maybe she craves children's hearts on the download.

EVERBODY! Lock your doors at night if you have kids!

Posted: **Fri Jan 16, 2015 12:45 pm**

You shouldn't interpret too much into what the bad translator produces. But go and hide the kids!

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Posted: **Fri Jan 16, 2015 3:20 pm**

I know that, but it is just so fun to read into what it produces! xD

Yes Lucretia, do your job.

Posted: **Fri Jan 16, 2015 8:18 pm**

Dang it Lucretia, you made me lose the game.

Posted: **Sat Jan 17, 2015 12:01 am**

Oh well then. I guess you will have to start again! xD

Posted: **Sat Jan 17, 2015 4:03 pm**

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Yes Lucretia, do your job.

This rusts! In the end!

Bucky-Roo wrote:Dang it Lucretia, you made me lose the game.

The first rule of The Game is "Don't think of The Game!"

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Posted: **Sat Jan 17, 2015 4:18 pm**

I'm guessing Miles got a spot on one of those TV nanny shows?

Posted: **Sat Jan 17, 2015 4:58 pm**

Noooo! Don't move to the beautiful city! We need you here!

Posted: **Sun Jan 18, 2015 9:47 am**

Douglas Collier wrote:I'm guessing Miles got a spot on one of those TV nanny shows?

Miles is such a good mother.

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Posted: **Sun Jan 18, 2015 10:34 am**

Ooh fun! You're also doing guest comics? Can I respectfully request to have my previous one translated? =3

Posted: **Sun Jan 18, 2015 2:04 pm**

Douglas Collier wrote:Ooh fun! You're also doing guest comics? Can I respectfully request to have my previous one translated? =3

Sure thing! It's a pleasure for me. *hugs*

And, hey, nice title, Bad Translator... XD

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Posted: **Sun Jan 18, 2015 3:26 pm**

What is the solution Rick wants to give himself in the future?

Posted: **Sun Jan 18, 2015 3:35 pm**

Have Max host a baby furniture convention?

Posted: **Sun Jan 18, 2015 8:12 pm**

Baby furniture that he built from scratch.

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 10:57 am**

Amazee Dayzee wrote:What is the solution Rick wants to give himself in the future?

Nobody knows, it's still in the future.

Douglas Collier wrote:Have Max host a baby furniture convention?

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Baby furniture that he built from scratch.

I don't want details about the birth of furniture...

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Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 3:58 pm**

Oh King, don't you even worry about that. Peanut would never cheat on you!

Posted: **Mon Jan 19, 2015 11:18 pm**

King certainly has a big family.

Posted: **Tue Jan 20, 2015 1:00 am**

Just like soap opera characters.

Posted: **Tue Jan 20, 2015 12:09 pm**

Bucky-Roo wrote:King certainly has a big family.

And all of them within 6 months.

No Guest comic today? Then we'll continue with Simon and Freddy!

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Posted: **Tue Jan 20, 2015 9:55 pm**

Looks like Freddie is afraid of spiders. Can't say I blame him since spiders can be creepy.

Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 11:53 am**

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Looks like Freddie is afraid of spiders. Can't say I blame him since spiders can be creepy.

I'm fine with spiders. They can peacefully live... As long as they don't crawl around in front of my face...

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Posted: **Wed Jan 21, 2015 9:15 pm**

Come on Joey! That's an easy one! Love is an explosion!

Posted: **Fri Jan 23, 2015 1:11 pm**

Amazee Dayzee wrote:Come on Joey! That's an easy one! Love is an explosion!

The loud BANG sound is always a hint.

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This one was a hard one...

Posted: **Fri Jan 23, 2015 4:37 pm**

Still is very cute.

Oh hey! I see Kevin's pecs!

Elena: *drools*

Posted: **Fri Jan 23, 2015 9:38 pm**

*trying to find something witty to say about this comic*
I give up.

Housepets!

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