Welsh, you should rename yourself "Quickwit", because you need a really sound mind to come up with those limmericks so fast!
That being said, I must be the girliest guy in existence ever, in order to come up with the following musical parody:
Feline with a Big Broom
Come on, come on!
Meooooow.
She's never had an uninterrupted nap,
And her only passtime is a play to reenact,
That tends to get rather dull, see?
You want to throw kisses and fishes her way,
But remember, that dog follows her all day.
Kitty, kitty, kitty
(Sleepy, sleepy, sleepy)
Meoooooow, (The bride is saying "Let's go!")
Meoooooow, (But the groom keeps saying "Shucks, no!")
If you want to take her breath away,
Maxwell, there's a price to pay,
Because she's Princess Perriwinkle,
You gotta do all she might say!
If you want to take her heart away,
That can easily come true:
Just go arrange the marriage,
And she'll be with you!
(She's a feline with big broom, kitty,
But you must treat her like tinny bunny.
She's a feline with a big broom, kitty,
Go, go, go on and clean that up!)
The rain is falling and you knock on the door,
She might let you in or throw onto the floor.
She does have a big temper, see?
She wants the marriage with a honeymoon flight,
But don't worry, she won't demanding it tonight!
Maybe, maybe, maybe.
(She's crazy, crazy, crazy.)
Meoooooow (The squirrel priest says "Let's go!")
Meoooooow (But I think Peanut's saying "Shucks, no!")
If you want to love her night and day,
Maxwell, there's a price to pay,
Because she's Princess Perriwinkle,
You better do what she might say.
If you want to make her stay,
That can easily come true,
Just go arrange the marriage, kitty,
And she
might love you!
(She's a feline with a big broom, kitty,
But you must treat her like a tiny bunny,
She's a feline with a big broom, kitty,
Go, go, go on and clean that up!)
She's the feline with the big broom, kitty,
But you gotta treat her like a delicate bunny,
She's the feline with the big broom, kitty,
Go, go, go on and clean that mess!
Meoooooow (Mr. Milton's saying "Let's go!)
Meoooooow (But the groom keeps crying "Please, no!")
If you want to take her heart away,
Maxwell, let her have her way,
Because she's Princess Perriwinkle,
You better do all she might say!
If you want her to love you night and day,
That can easily come true:
Just go arrange the marriage, kitty,
So that she stops punching you!
You wanted to take her breath away,
Maxwell, now you have a price to pay,
She's Princess Perriwinkle! (Princess Perriwinkle, kitty!)
And now you do all she might say!
You wanted to make her stay,
That now finally came true:
She got you with the marriage, kitty,
Kiss your freedom goodbye, too!
(She's the feline with the big broom, kitty,
Go, go, go on and clean all up!)
Based on this song!