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Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri May 29, 2020 12:45 pm
by JayBarker
out comes a dark chocolate Mole. I'm not sure how it tastes.
In goes a box of old star wars lore.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2020 6:24 pm
by Nathan Kerbonaut
You get a heckin epic keanu chungus chonker wholesome 100 Baby Yoda plush
I insert these boots made for walkin'
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Jun 05, 2020 6:29 pm
by JayBarker
Out comes boots that are gonna walk all over you.
In goes a screen play for "Dogs in L.A.: A Bino story"
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2020 12:05 pm
by NHWestoN
Out comes a stack of brochures for pet cemetery plots...
In goes an LP for "Oklahoma".
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Jun 07, 2020 12:28 pm
by JayBarker
Out comes a usb with the album in higher definition formatting.
In goes a can of compressed air.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2020 5:17 pm
by Nathan Kerbonaut
Out comes a frighteningly big balloon.
In goes a starship ready for combat.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Jun 08, 2020 5:49 pm
by JayBarker
Out comes dallas, asking if you'd like to take to the stars with him for a bit.
In goes a pair or ear rings.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2020 2:26 pm
by Gael
Out comes molten silver
In goes a whole bunch of D&D hand books
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Tue Jun 09, 2020 2:39 pm
by NHWestoN
Out comes a pack of small komodo lizards wearing reading glasses.
In goes several pairs of ski poles.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2020 10:11 am
by JayBarker
out comes one really long ski pole.
in goes a state quarter map completely filled in.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2020 5:30 pm
by Nathan Kerbonaut
You get a check for $12.50. Doesn't have the same value, does it?
In goes a vintage board game.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Wed Jun 10, 2020 5:44 pm
by JayBarker
Out comes the same board game but now its digital and on USB.
In goes some hot salsa
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Jun 12, 2020 8:36 pm
by NHWestoN
Out comes a map of Tabasco province.
In a set of matching potholders and dish towels.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2020 8:48 pm
by JayBarker
out comes a meal that was cooked in that pot and served safely with those towels. Maybe its gumbo or something.
In goes a candid picture of bino eating.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Jun 14, 2020 9:02 pm
by LunarFox
You get a joey- the roo kind. He's polite though, not 'roo'd.
I insert Diss.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Jun 15, 2020 7:37 pm
by JayBarker
You get Dissed. That was kinda rude~. the machine feels bad though and also spits out a shine half dollar coin. Oh boy.
I put in one of those old time bicycles.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Wed Jun 17, 2020 3:59 pm
by NHWestoN
You get a waxed moustache, a straw hat, and a collection of 1920s music sheets.
In goes a Zagnut.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2020 11:19 am
by JayBarker
Out comes something from Hershey made this century.
In goes a duvet cover
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Thu Jun 18, 2020 7:07 pm
by trekkie
Out comes a container of Lemon Pledge and a tambourine.
In goes an accordion.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 6:44 am
by LunarFox
Out comes a A-chord and an ion.
I insert a leaf of ivy from Wrigley Field.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 9:41 am
by NHWestoN
You get a gum wrapper autographed by Sammy Sosa (KEEP IT!!!!).
So in goes a bag of walnuts.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 10:29 am
by LunarFox
Out comes Harry Caray, singing 'Take Me Out To The Ballgame.'
In goes the Bartman ball.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Jun 19, 2020 4:00 pm
by trekkie
Out comes a large can of Old Style Beer and a Chicago hot dog.
I insert a package of Mentos.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sat Jun 20, 2020 12:40 pm
by NHWestoN
... annnnnnd here's Speedy Alka-Seltzer. And a couple of bottles of Pepto-Bismol.
Now, then ... let's drop in a few baseball gloves. They're not gonna get used this year anyways....
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Jun 21, 2020 6:08 pm
by trekkie
You get a collection of Garden Weasels.
In goes a pallet of Newman’s Own Creamy Caesar Salad Dressing and 16 packages of Pepperidge Farm Croutons.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Jul 17, 2020 5:16 pm
by HoundInATree
Out comes a police officer investigating a missing HGV laiden with freshly made pallets. He has a crouton for a notebook and is writing in it with salad dressing.
In goes the evidence...
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2020 1:10 pm
by NHWestoN
Out comes a very small buffet table with a not unsurprisingly limited selection.
In goes a box of cheerios.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2020 5:42 am
by HoundInATree
Out comes a bowl of fruit loops.
In goes the Unitied Nations headquarters.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2020 11:41 am
by JayBarker
out comes a festive bowl of united nations . . unn . .quarters. They're collectables. A quarter with every nation!
In goes a folding chair and a wig.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Jul 24, 2020 9:23 pm
by NHWestoN
Out comes a country cellist wearing dungarees, clodhoppers, and the wig and playing Vivaldi in a bluegrass style.
And we drop in a watermelon.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sat Jul 25, 2020 10:20 am
by HoundInATree
Out comes the same watermelon.
In goes lost expectations.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2020 11:41 am
by NHWestoN
Out comes haunting disappointments ... and some snark.
In goes tractor tires.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Sun Jul 26, 2020 1:44 pm
by Nathan Kerbonaut
Out comes a traffic jam.
In goes a calculator that's always wrong.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2020 10:13 am
by HoundInATree
Out comes an accountant with questionable morals.
In goes the vending machine itself.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Jul 27, 2020 6:14 pm
by NHWestoN
Out comes a conundrum. And some drum sticks.
In goes the national tax code of Hungary.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Fri Jul 31, 2020 6:17 pm
by Nathan Kerbonaut
Out comes your tab from Hungry Joe's. There was a translation error.
In goes the mind's eye.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Mon Aug 03, 2020 10:43 am
by NHWestoN
Out comes a mental block.
In goes a pair of roller skates.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Tue Sep 01, 2020 6:57 pm
by LunarFox
You get Oklahoma Sooners tickets. Don't ask why, you'll find out sooner or later.
I insert a K key from a ThinkPad.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2020 9:45 am
by NHWestoN
You get "K" from Men in Black ... if he holds up a fountain pen, DON'T LOOK AT IT !!!
In goes a wheelbarrow.
Re: The Vending Machine Game!
Posted: Wed Sep 02, 2020 11:02 pm
by LunarFox
Out comes a borrowed wheel.
In go Clay and Reed.