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The Vending Machine Game! 
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You get a deflated Toshinori Yagi pointing at the camera dramatically

i insert a wrecking ball

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you get a newton's cradle made with wrecking balls.
inserts a note to Buster telling them (yes I use singular them when I don't know the gender.) to try to get grammar jokes.

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(feminine terminology is preferred. and at least you're using an actual pronoun and not a made up one. i hate those.)

you get a Note back, with message on screen commenting how grammar jokes are lame and puns are far supurrior.

I insert Mark Hamil, Jack Nicholson, and Cesar Romero.

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You get about twenty-four dog-eared copies of Boomer Generation Magazine. (Gosh, cant help you much with that. I read it sometimes for the comic, you know, Little Iodine, Nancy and Sluggo, like that).


Um, okay. In goes a Tesla.


Sat Dec 22, 2018 7:26 pm
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you get electrocuted

Inserts Riba Aduraice

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Sat Dec 22, 2018 8:04 pm
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(I had to look that person up.) You get all of the bad parts of DeviantArt

I insert a deflated Toshinori Yagi who is pointing at the screen.

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You get fragment's of Buster's wrecking ball.

Inserts a water pistol.


Fri Jan 04, 2019 5:57 pm
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You get the water war arc.

I insert a self-insert fanfiction.

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Fri Jan 04, 2019 8:01 pm
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You get a Star Trek self insert parody fan fiction, (I mean the Mary Sue one)

Inserts everything, whether it exists or not, I inserted it.

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Sat Jan 05, 2019 12:34 am
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You get a malfunctioning vending machine.
I insert an invisible costume.

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Sat Jan 05, 2019 2:53 pm
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You get a visible costume
Inserts Animal Man

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You get Manimal.

Insert a Caterpillar tractor gear-shift box and an old seat cushion.


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you get a beat up green land rover that winched itself into a tree

i insert a glass pop bottle

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You get a pop track about glass bottles.

I insert the expectations of TUBM.

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Mon Jan 07, 2019 12:25 am
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You got nuthin' …… !

Hmmm, let's try this 1959 Sears Christmas catalogue from Uncle George's attic (what a packrat, that guy!).


Sat Jan 12, 2019 4:16 pm
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the vending machine gives you a slice of cheese

Inserts a single speck of dirt

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You get a rag, a bone, and a handkerchief.

Let's drop in a handful of walnuts.


Sun Jan 13, 2019 3:48 pm
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You get a small jar of Sundae topping.

I insert last year's wall calendar.

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You get a bag of 364 dates and a fig.

So in goes a jug of Vermont maple syrup.


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You get Canadian maple syrup

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the machine rumbles ominously at the lack of offering and sucks you in

i insert a wooden nickel

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You get captured by the DUP for an active conduit gene

I insert my nerdiness

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Sun Jan 13, 2019 7:28 pm
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You get a see of nerds the size of your nerdiness.

I insert an eraser.

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You get erased
Inserts really small text and a Pokéwalker

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Mon Jan 14, 2019 9:23 am
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You get ………., +++++++, and +++++. Drat, you shoulda got ………., +++++++, and =======. Hmmph!

This time we'll put in a bent snowshovel.


Mon Jan 14, 2019 2:51 pm
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you get: a bent potato masher

I INSERT THE UNIVERSE IN VERY SMALL TEXT

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you get force-fed a magnifying glass, and are told to cut that out.

i insert what's left of the DUP goon squad

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Mon Jan 14, 2019 11:16 pm
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You get asked what you mean by DUP. Is it the one from Infamous

I insert a potato that is the one potato to rule them all.

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(why are you asking me? it was YOUR reference originally. i have no idea what that acronym means.)

you get the potato back with a sarcastic computer embedded in it.

I insert a boot

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You get a boot to the head
I insert Delsin, (InFamous second son)

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You get Dell sins.

I insert a golf hitter. (I don't know if that actually exists.)

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You get a crumpled photo of Ben Hogan and President Eisenhower. (Gosh, how old is this machine???)

So .... in go some starfish.


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you get a constellation that looks like a fish
I insert two quarters

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you get the other half

i insert a spatula

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You get a Dr Pepper.

I insert a starfruit.

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You get a fruity star.

I insert
random color changes.

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You get a kaleidoscope.

In goes a bucket of turpentine. Yuk......


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You get a bucket of completely unrelated potatoes.
I insert the six of diamonds to get that haunted card away from me.

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You get a deck that only contains the six of diamonds.

I insert the vending machine.

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You get a cosmic inversion and a handful of rather gunky quarters.

Hey, put those quarters in. Let's see what happens.


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