Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned for acknowledging the understanding.
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Banned for implied lack of understanding.
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Banned for hostile-looking avatar.
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Banned for being discount Jason.
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Banned.

BECAUSE THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!
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Banned cause your shoving your morpher into my face.
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Banned for not appreciating the morpher!
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Banned cause I do appreciate the morpher, just when it's not in my nose, :lol:
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Banned for not appreciating getting a morphed shoved up your nose.
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Banned for changing avatars quickly.
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Banned for being a super awesome mod that has done nothing to deserve a ban
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banned for banning someone you couldn't even come up with a bad reason to ban.
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Well, I ban you for not actually banning for a good reason. Where this reason is a good reason.
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Banned for good reasoning.
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Banned for reasoning.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Banned for challanging others to art.
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Banned for tying to halt the progress of artistic expression.
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Banned for implying progress.
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Banned for implying that we've made no progress.
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Banned for..... because I can.
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Banned because...

YOU CAN'T
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I'm wearing a cool scarf that has the pattern of the tartan of my Scottish ancestors who liked to fight with other clans! And because I can't fight anyone, I'm taking it out on you, so you're banned!
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You're not banned, but your scarf is. And so is you hair. and socks.
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Banned for having blue hair.
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banned because FORGET THE RULES, I HAVE BLUE HAIR!
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Attention, Buster!

His hair is banning you for thinking you could one-up his!
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Banned for illegal possession of a dangerous weapon.
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Banned because you can somehow see my invisible gun.
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Banned because your invisible gun's invisibility doesn't work.
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Banned for not pointing out that I was referring to the pointed hair-do as a sharp object, instead of something that doesn't not not work.
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Banned for being in a tree.
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Banned because sad peanut.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
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Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Banned because Psycho Pink. :shock:
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Banned again, because I felt like it.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Banned for being a professional slacker.
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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banned for not being one.
jobs are a pain. 'enough to get a paycheck' is good enough, and lets me save my energy for things that actually matter.
Most important thing I've learned from D&D?
No matter how tempting it may be, as a DM I can't both present a problem and solve it.
Every time a DMPC or NPC fixes something a payer couldn't i'm diminishing and undermining that player's contribution.
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned for........ for no reason.
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Banned for banning for no reason.


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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned for every reason.
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Re: Ban Hammer II: The Ban Cannon

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Banned for not taking the painstaking time to list every reason.
Feel free to call me Czu for short. The games on this forum are pretty neat.
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