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Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Jan 19, 2014 7:22 am
by Render
A squishy noise.
Why do you want to know that?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:02 pm
by Crux
There are flying fish everywhere.
Why do fish have wings?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Mon Jan 20, 2014 6:19 pm
by Render
They need them to hunt sheep and cows.
Why is there no cheese made of pigs milk?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 6:04 am
by aBritishfox
Got milk?
Why are cows so udderly mad?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:22 am
by Crux
We constantly force milk outta them.
Why are the lights so bright?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Jan 21, 2014 11:17 am
by GeckoZY
Because it contains sweat and lots of ribbons.
Will Will will wheel?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Fri Jan 24, 2014 11:08 pm
by Crux
Depends if Jack has the bone.
Why is it healthy to stick chili peppers up your nose?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 9:36 am
by Render
It's killing viruses.
What movie did I just buy?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:07 pm
by hypernovatic
The one you can watch on the tv.
Why do pineapples exist?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sat Jan 25, 2014 6:19 pm
by Crux
Because spongebob needs a house.
Why do snowmen die in summer?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2014 8:12 am
by aBritishfox
Because they give the sun a cold shoulder.
Why is the world round? (It's really oval)
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2014 8:13 am
by Kyuunado
It ate all the pies.
Why bother getting up?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2014 8:16 am
by aBritishfox
Because you're going down!
Why am I suddenly on the floor?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2014 8:39 am
by Crux
The peanut butter wills it.
Did you put peanut butter all over yourself?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Mon Jan 27, 2014 10:27 am
by Render
He probably wanted to attract some grape jelly.
Where have all the flowers gone?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 6:57 am
by Crux
Scamp trampled them all.
Why can I smell things?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:02 am
by Kyuunado
Nobody nose.
Where have all the puns gone?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 7:07 am
by Crux
It was punny the first time.
Did I wot?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 10:17 am
by GeckoZY
Well... off topic.
What's topic?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:41 am
by Render
That what you do.
Shall I eat fish for dinner?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Jan 28, 2014 11:58 pm
by Crux
I guess he's on the phone.
why am I studying?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 7:55 am
by Render
Because you did not think while crossing the street last week.
Who put the salt in the saltwater?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 8:22 am
by rollingWolf
Render wrote:Because you did not think while crossing the street last week.
Who put the salt in the saltwater?
The water did.
How I mine for zeny?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 8:55 am
by GeckoZY
Squeeze a bit of lemon on it.
Can I mix ice cream and soup?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 9:31 am
by Render
No, they're unmixable.
What happens to the light when I close the fridge?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 11:16 am
by rollingWolf
Render wrote:No, they're unmixable.
What happens to the light when I close the fridge?
Fridges are like black holes, photons disappears/absorbs into them.
Why is Country music?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Wed Jan 29, 2014 8:59 pm
by Crux
Because it's the circle of life
How does a smile smiley?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 7:42 am
by GeckoZY
When frowny frowns.
Ketchup?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 8:05 am
by aBritishfox
Don't tell me to hurry!
Why are the veg in the kitchen having a race?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 9:10 am
by Render
The steaks try to eat them.
Will we ever land men on mars?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Thu Jan 30, 2014 7:47 pm
by Crux
I think Axe Apollo did.
Why is my ice cold?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 10:00 am
by GeckoZY
Because... Hey ya!
What's happening to the vending machine?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Sun Feb 02, 2014 7:17 pm
by Crux
Rathead
When will I come out?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 5:41 am
by aBritishfox
When it stops raining.
Where does the rain come from?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 9:32 am
by GeckoZY
Tears from fallen clouds.
Is cactus tasty?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 11:39 am
by Crux
It's the bear necessities of life.
Actually yes, yes it is...
What's a moving avatar called?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 12:15 pm
by Render
Syk.
Why was Roo absent so long?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Mon Feb 03, 2014 7:34 pm
by Saturn381
Because he lost Kanga.
How can feet smell if they don't have a nose?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 8:16 am
by GeckoZY
Noses have feet.
Where are the USB mice?
Re: Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.
Posted: Tue Feb 04, 2014 8:19 am
by Crux
I think the rat has wifi.
Did the refrigerator run?