Housepets!

Heck no! I love pizza! (Not to mention, with a family like mine, it would be lucky to last more than a day.)
HYE been to another country?

I have, though it's been over ten years. Went to Mexico.

HYE had one of those days where you just wanted everything to be over, as you didn't have the motivation to do anything?

Once every semester/trimester in school. Sometimes twice or more.

HYE had a productive day? Like, you can look back at it and say "Wow, I did a lot of stuff that day and I'm proud of it."

no, I've never done anything like that. Although once washed my hands

HYE watched a duck for no reason at all?

True..Though the duck didn't exactly have a good day then when a couple of my friends started shooting at it.. ("Welcome Rural Georgia, one of the few places in the US where if you don't hear gunfire every 4 minutes, something has gone horribly wrong!")

Have you ever: Encountered a snake in front of your house..

No but I've seen suspicious moving boxes before...
HYE wanted to have your own bunker?

Yeah. It would be so interesting to live in, like it's just a normal place where you can live, but underground! Just seems awesome to me.
HYE gotten a bag of chips only to discover it's about 75% air?

everytime I go to the market, every time...

HYE watched brainwashing entertainment which made you forget you watched it?

...no...that's...whatever.
HYE thought of something really morbid and when you realized how bad it was you just start thinking 'What is wrong with you, brain?!'

not for a while, now I just go back into the thought.

HYE thought about going to space?

Yes. I'd probably be dead or something knowing myself.

HYE been taking a test and your stomach just starts grumbling like crazy?

yeah, that was regularly a consequence of skipping lunch so i had more time to draw back on Jr. High... And High school... And College... and every training course I've taken since...

I might have a problem.

HYE found yourself with equally skewed priorities?

Yes, yes I have..matter of fact I should be asleep right now, but I'm not.

Have you ever: found yourself under attacked by a Turkey, or any other bird?Don't let the gobble gobble fool you! THEY'RE PURE,yet delicious tasting when served with dressing and gravy, EVIL!

Nope, though my brother has been pecked at by a goose one time.
HYE completely lost track of the week due to doing something on a different day than you normally do?

They still hurt.

HYE forgotten where you put something, then proceeded to look for it for two hours before realizing you had it in your hand the entire time?

...Nope.

HYE tripped over nothing.

...and faceplant? Yup.

HYE woke up somewhere else when you still remember falling asleep in bed?

Yes, I have on numerous occasions, but the thing would be could I get back? And what if I changed the future? o.o
HYE gone on a cruise?

Twice. The first had a better buffet, but the second stopped at Atlantis.

HYE gotten caught up in a craze (Beanie Babies, Undertale, FNAF, etc.) longer after it's died down?

Not specifically 'crazes', but i can think of a few fandoms i've been late to the party for. most of them are cartoons that had/have one or more bad/annoying V.A.s that i had to learn to tolerate first.
(for example, by the time I got around to actually watching more than 30sec of TF Animated's first episode, everyone else had moved on to Prime. mainly because the first time around, I recognized Tom Kenny's voice with Starscream's first lines...)


HYE had a series you otherwise like, ruined by one character having an off-putting or unfitting voice?

Happens all the time when you live in a country in which 90% of all TV series are dubbed.

HYE almost lost an eye by crouching face-first into a corner/holding a sharp object that slipped/breaking glass and having splinters cut your face?

No. And that scenario sounds alarmingly specific.

HYE come up with a recipe that sounds stupid/wierd/gross but tastes good?

Chips+Chocolate, Mayo+Ketchup+Peanut Butter+Jelly, Bread+Chocolate pudding... I could keep going

HYE had so many things to do you just said "#@$% it" and browsed the internet?

That's what I'm doing right now.

HYE failed some easy parkour?

Yup. Many times!

Most recently when I was visiting my parents last Christmas in the house I grew up in. There's a couch (sofa) in the rumpus room that I always jump over with a little run up no problems. This time when I did it I didn't jump high enough and I faceplanted.

HYE ridden a horse?

Yes, actually!

HYE ridden a camel?

No.

HYE ridden an elephant? (not that I have, but my brother did once, and vowed never again.)

No.

HYE gone to see the Ringling Brothers?

No, not the actual show. I've been to different kinds of circuses.

HYE tried "teatoxing?" Detoxing by drinking teas?

No, and IMHO that sounds a lot like homeopathy

HYE tried to fly as a kid and got hurt in the process? Mary poppins setting impossible standards smh

No, I've had a fear of heights as long as i can remember. Flight attempts usually require being high up.

HYE regretted something a fear made you do or kept you from doing?

Nope.

HYE played a Warioware game?

It was from one of those GBA demo stands at Wal-Mart.

HYE decided to entertain the morally ambiguous option in certain games?

Nope. Nothing ambiguous about going straight villain in any game that allows it. Among other feats, I've depopulated half of Tamriel so far!

HYE taken up any craft related hobbies, like model kits, miniatures, carving, sculpting, etc?

it swam away when it saw I was Unp

hye dribbled a basketball which looked like earth?

I've seen them, but I can't definitively remember if I've dribbled one or not.

HYE ridden in an ambulance?